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>>36085901
t. Humbert

>>36085901
Unless you're fucking the daughter, you're a cuck dating an old hag.

>>36085936
what if you're dating the mother for the chance to get closer to the daughter? and its not like you'd be investing much into someone elses daughter at this point since she's already 16, unless you're planning to pay for her college degree or something.

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how about you make them your friends then

>>36085875
im trying to
if i can never talk to them again
i think id just end it. i broke down yesterday
why didnt they come on my birthday

>>36085891
In the end only you can make those choices just don't rush it and take your time maybe they had a reason?

>>36085860
>fake moans
i watch muted porn anyway so this doesnt affect me

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>>36085860
I'm the precise opposite. When I think of amateur porn I imagine
>Shitty dim lighting
>Camera sitting 20 feet away
>Plain looking girls, never thicc enough
>Boring sex
>Dicks are too small, remind me of my own skinny five-incher
>Reminds me of how most regular people are getting laid and how most guys can find a girl who's attracted to them

I want to see trashy whores get their assholes destroyed by uncomfortably large cocks.

>>36085860
I'm with you, pham.
Amature porn is where its at. i'm also into omegle captures, selfshot and hairbrush masturbation videos. All that shit really gets my turkey choking.

>>36085799
but you wrote all this shit!

(smug pepe)

>>36086213
...so? What does that imply?

>>36086231
you hard work, keep it up, write more threads about your miserable life.

write a diary how miserable you are.

>>36085781
I guess we all finna find out this weekend when dubya dubya 3 starts this weekend.

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>>36085781
Nope, we'll probably go to hell. That is our great reward for being god's unwanted children

So we're just kinda like that SIM family we all burned to death?

>>36085701
What comic is that from? I know it's from somewhere.

Also, yes. My sister.

>>36085726
dunno, found it randomly

http://hentailog.lindachan.net/post/102491905318/%D1%81%D0%BE-%D1%81%D1%82%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%B8%D1%86%D1%8B-gelbooru-image-view-before-and

>>36085701
Yes I have. And that image makes me sad.

My cousin was actually a nice girl when she was young. She was basically like the girl in the left. But then after obtaining new slutty friends in a new school, she changed over night. She become a mega slut who gets drunk all the time and smokes weed. Basically your average Stacy roastie.

I feel sorry for my aunt because she has to deal with that.

Normies will make it so

"Eatin' ass like groceries" <-- how often you heard this shit before

It's socially acceptable to hack off your cock and call yourself a woman so yes.

All forms of sexual perversion are normal nowadaya

>>36085667
>excrement comes out of part

>>36085564
It's perfection desu.

You already knew that. Yes, I'd slob on your knob if you have that body but you don't, so don't collect compliments for it until you have it.

>>36085564
yeah I think so. I do not find her attractive becuase she is too muscular.

If you want to intimidate guys and gyro chop their dicks with your Arnold thighs then go ahead

...I'd fuck you

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>>36085496
origanslf

He's pretty decent looking. Not surprised at all.
>god damn that video was hot af tho

>>36085496
A girl like that? She looks like your average girl where I'm from.

Also its because he has confidence and is willing to rim a girl.

how does one be that ugly
how

paper bag.

>>36085469
I'm pretty good at ignoring them. even super hot girls. I just pretend they don't exist, but inside I really want to suck their assholes

>>36085469
>The true robot way isn't hating women, but ignoring them instead.
Mastered it years ago in 10th grade.
People suspect that I'm homosexual(I'm not)

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Wtf bump

>>36085444
Nice numbers senpai where are you from?

Christchurch anon here

The fuck is discord for? What's wrong with talking in thread?

>>36085397
>So now that Trump has launched WWIII
lol

Why are frogposters always so dumb?

>>36085397
If there actually is a draft I'm moving to Canada.

>>36085894
Didn't you say that about trump getting elected?

>>36085377

https://www.reddit.com/r/Incels/comments/63ywot/tried_to_commit_suicide_today_turns_out_i_was_too/

They really are supreme gentlemen.
>I'd rather kill myself than try online dating

It's interesting to compare /Incel/ to /r9k/. Incel being the aggressive school shooter and r9k being the passive self loather.

>>36085377
oh god. I have no words

She is giving you free pussy and all you have to do is hit some balls with a stick.

It's funny OP it sounds like you would be good at that kind of thing considering how much of a faggot you're being.

>>36085357
Just fucking play pool you pussy.

Pretend like you're not getting laid.
Play pool.
Expect nothing in return.
Ever.
Just have fucking fun and play pool.

>>36085344
Only the Thug Tyrones get attention, so they are the only ones people think about and remember. There are a lot of average blacks out there that will struggle to even get a woman's attention.

>>36085344
i know they cant.
when i see
>black robot here mufaga
i ignore them.
blacks, robots hahahaha.

>>36085498
Yes why do people who fuck all the time even come here? I can see maybe /fit/ but r9k?