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>>35642370
>parents won't let me cut my dick off and transition
you don't need to cut your dick off to transition
here's a cute girl with an intact dick
nice false flagging though

>>35642430
Implying that's cute

That's a shlong of a nose. Is this what is known as the Jewish meme?

>>35642430
>nice false flagging though

Nice tin foil hat you retarded fuck

>>35642361
Stop spamming the board with your stupid shit.

You are clearly underage. These posts aren't funny.

>>35642456
i am 36 years old NEET living with my parents. khv virgin. started at 2chan at early 00s. show some respect

>>35642550
I do not give a shit who you are you mentally ill autist, this thread is a waste of space and bumps other potentially good threads off the board

>>35642307
>Guaranteed replies

Oregano

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>>35642513
tfw I've only pretended to be female three times today

>>35642303
Move out. This has the bonus effect of making your potential gf slightly less imaginary.

Don't move out. Don't fall for the independent living meme.

>>35642433
I don't earn money and my parents won't let me (pay for it) move out.
>>35642441
I'm 24.

>>35642248

Where is a better place to be?

>>35642248
It's your failure that you associate understanding with hate.
All it does is reinforce ignorance.

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Politics is general is fucking dumb

Left or right, you have many differences but you all have one thing in common, you're mindless sheep.

>>35642237
built for breeding desu

>>35642237
All 3D girls do is manipulate and cuck you at least 2D girls give a shit about your well being

>>35642237
Well with 3D girls you can actually feel something other than your own hand or your fleshlight.

>>35642209
bye have a good time, apparently no one on 4chan cares either

Stop trying to get a attention, don't kill yourself. Go outside. Have a think.

>>35642209
Either do it or don't but don't expect others to care. Your life is your responsibility and your alone.

I do the same with henti

>>35642204
>headshave porn
What is this?

>>35642204
Opkankeren met die Jesse Klaver

>>35642152

Yes but go on Yelp and find some good local spots to eat from

>>35642152
Free will is an illusion.
You only have one choice.
You know what it is.
Order a pizza.

>>35642152
If I don't get quads you should order a pizza

>I ran out of lotion and now I can't masturabte!

>>35642113
>making a girl cum is so much better than cumming myself
I'm uncut and I believe this

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>>35642113
Hope you all realize this is a pointlessly mean thread and majority of people weren't given a choice.

Try having empathy for others once in your miserable pathetic life.

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>tfw you started getting weird pangs of nostalgia around age 10
>tfw that was 15 years ago
>tfw you've sunk so many late night hours into tripping on nostalgia that it no longer does anything for you

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>tfw memories of the past have turned as dull and flat as the reality of the present
>tfw the future is a black void that will be filled by more of the same

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>>35642111
>>35642233
>>35642277
>tfw your digits are on fire and this post will be the one to break the spell
>tfw these digits were the highlight of your day

Then why'd you make her your girlfriend, faggot. Also reeeeee normie go away.

Are you handsome/attractive? If not, what did you expect? If it bothers you so much you should of never agreed to date her, asshole.

>>35642128
She said she was good looking.

>>35642158
No, I consider myself ugly, but women are supposed to be beautiful.

>>35642088
>tfw I unironically find conan funny
should I just end it?

>>35642670
conan is my freaking hero he's the only reason i am alive

>>35642670
desu some of his episodes are comedy gold

mostly clueless gamer before he started to invite all celebs but anyways sometimes it's a good laugh, if that's a bad thing to do then I am willing to face the consequences of being exiled from 4chinz

Not completely. And it matters less to none once you stop being a teenager.

Yeah but I'll also never be an astronaut so whatever.

I don't care anymore, I have alcohol.

>>35642008
I know the feeling, before that was all you wanted from this world, but once you get one you'll start to want to be single again, doesn't that just make you want to shoot your brain out

>>35642008
It's hard, give it some time, soon you'll not pay attention to it.

It doesn't matter you fucking faggot, all it means is that she's not a failure at interacting with people like you. Consider yourself lucky to have found someone that likes you back.