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how do i stop thinking about my waifu 24/7?
dont say get a gf because im way too acoustic for that
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>>39499728
remember kamina's agony
apparently that's a city in congo too
who crowned kong, king anyway?
was it crows that like shiny objects or was it ravens
edgar allen poe was a pretty cool guy eh doesn't afraid of... wait maybe he does afraid
and so on
this is how to defeat any waifu known to man
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>>39499880
uuh wat?
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>>39499728
You don't. That's why she's your waifu, never stop thinking about her. Disregard everything else in life
Ok /r9k/, tomorrow I'm going to see an escort for an hour, and I need some tips. Firstly, is it a better idea to not fap tonight, maybe even edge? My logic is that I can then cum an actually not bad amount on her face. Also, this may allow me a second wind so I can fuck her again. What things should I do with her in that hour? How should I plan it out to get maximum worth from it?
If anyone else here has been with an escort/ hooker, I'd love to know your stories, or maybe some funny/ relevant greentexts (even old ones.)
Pic related isn't her, but from the same agency so they are all about this tier.
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are you a virgin?originami desu ne
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>>39499962
Yep. I want to lose my v card to hopefully gain some confidence in the world. That, and I don't want to be the last of my friends to still be a virgin.
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>>39500024
It doesn't count as losing your virginity if you pay for it, retard.
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Virgin femanon here. Do guys generally like women more when they have experience or not? Besides the clinginess that comes with ripping someone's hymen, is anything else actually wrong about them?
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There is nothing inherently wrong with virginity.
But I'm a wizard Apprentice so I'm a bit biased in that regard.
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>>39499652
I prefer a virgin because I'm a virgin and we're both inexperienced so that means we'll bond while learning together.
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Gosh anon, you're a virgin that's fucked up
Personally I'd want a girl with experience, no hymnn blood please
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Be honest, how many of you look similar to this?
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>>39499650
xD Le vigin and le chad go back to twitter you ruined an okay joke faggots
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>>39499678
>t. buttbIasted virgin
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>>39499650
I have blonde hair not black. I don't wear glasses. I am naturally tan and the majority of my clothes for whatever reason is always a specific color rather than a dull grey/black.
Also virgin is a lanket and I'm a manlet
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>people make millions by playing video games
>people make millions by running across a field while holding a ball
>people make millions by yelling vulgar nonsense over a generic beat
>people make millions by literally pretending
amazing
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>>39499636
Why don't you do it yourself if it's so easy you brainlet faggot?
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>>39499636
>people make millions by playing video games
They're not making millions if its youtubers.
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>>39499662
Those things require charisma
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This 15 year old Argentinian girl killed herself, and yet r9k always says girls have it easy
Her name was Lara Tolosa
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>>39499584
What did she kill herself over for? I wouldn't be surprised if people called her a slut and all that
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>>39499584
She did it for attention.
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Good, hope her death was long and painful.
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>female friend suddenly starts wearing crop tops
How can I make her stop?
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>>39499568
Punch her belly.
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Start getting very obvious erections around her
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>>39499568
ask her if you can lick and cum on her delicious belly button
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>A-anon... c-can you help me clean up my boipussy discharge?
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>>39499550
This man needs medical attention, I worked for 10 months in a hospital diagnostic lab and that is not a health colour for human faeces
I hope he's doing well
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>>39499550
>ignites flamethrower
Sure faggot
>>39499697
Likely HIV
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>>39499550
this is my fetish, I wish I knew where to get his full videos for free
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Does anyone here not want a daughter cause they're afraid she'll become a thot?
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>>39499539
I'll just raise her a saint and send her to an all girls school.
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FUCK OFF THREAD SLIDER
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>>39499610
Then she will just rebel by being a druggie lesbian
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Why does everybody on 4chan worship this nigga? He's like one tier above filthy frank
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>>39499515
>Why does everybody on 4chan worship this nigga? He's like one tier above filthy frank
>everybody on 4chan
I do not.
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Frankly I don't even know who this guy is but I'm perfectly fine with that
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>>39499515
>He's like one tier above filthy frank
Proven you don't understand
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Have you met any top tier qts who showed interest despite you being a beta neck-beard?
> how did you fuck it up.
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>>39499486
>beta neckbeard
I doubt there are any actual neckbeards on /r9k/.
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>>39499486
>how did you fuck it up
by not making a move
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>>39499486
>how did you fuck it up.
i never had any will to approach and eventually when i did i didnt have anything to say
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I feel like a fucking idiot
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2017-09-03 09:39:04
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Yesterday I met up with a nice girl I knew from school because she has drug connects.
>talking about random bullshit
>she says she'll suck my dick for half price if I name all the Teletubbies
>itsatrap.jpg
>she starts teasing me
>fine, I name all of them in order and even throw in the baby sun actor's name
>she starts laughing at me, says she can't believe I did that
>had to leave early, didn't get dick sucked
I haven't been so humiliated in my life. should I just an hero?
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>>39499437
Consider this a lesson: She was shit testing you.
Betas would name the teletubbies. Chad would have told her to suck his dick anyways.
She was just trying to make you uncomfortable and it worked.
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ok normie this is how it's gonna go
first off I will tell u to go to away from this board cuz u clearly don't belong
secondly u didn't even pay even though u got a discount and you expected her to submit?
thirdly, yes end ur life to answer to your >>>/adv/ tier question
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>>39499461
Fucking women and their shit tests
Reminds me of the time I went to a female co-workers place and they wanted to put make up and a dress on me. I refused but I'm amazed they actually tried that shit. A lesser man would have been their bitch for the evening.
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REEEEEEEEEEE
>spend 30 mins on long ass iq test on mensas site
>at the end get greeted with this
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didnt even fucking mention it
what a fucking scam
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lkoooks like they outSMARETED you mater lmfao
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>>39499414
that's what it costs for a real IQ test, brainlet.
Not like those online ones where you just match the shapes and land a 145.
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ITT: Draw your face in paint
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>>39499382
you can also use this for help
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very iregenol
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don't need no instructions to know how to rock.
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What do you think of my shirt?
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>>39499303
Webpunk stopped being cool a long time ago, 80s looks weren't cool in the first place, you aren't cool
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>>39499303
I like looking good man
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Needs more pineapples