I fapped to Gerudo Link...Am I a degenerate now?
>>36070965
>I fapped to Gerudo Link...Am I a degenerate now?
No that's perfectly normal
>>36071188
Thank god! I was sort of worried.
>>36070965
Nah, you're a homosexual. Or at the very least a bisexual.
Why don't you run, robots?
fuckn jumba is gonna shoot me you idiot
When I find a way to run and shitposting together
because im already 6 ft and 130 lbs no need to get even skinnier
Chad is finished.
I really hope this isn't you for your sake op
>>36070860
That is the cringiest thing I've seen in a while
You look like a grill.
>Hey, why do you always take your food into your room and eat it alone? Come here and eat with us for once!
>>36070801
Okay, I'm not an autistic retard who's afraid of girls
>>36070801
The one facing towards the sun is the only one not wearing sunglasses.
>>36070801
There's not even another dude to mask my awkwardness with, thanks trump
Who /dead/ here?
I killed myself about a year ago and my soul, as a punishment I think, is now forced to listen to all you losers whine 24/7 for all eternity.
>>36070792
would make an okay book. its like you're the robot
>>36070792
10 years ago I tried to kill myself by taking 35 grams of Tylenol and it put in a hospital for a week and a pych ward for another week. It hasn't happened recently but some times I get a feeling that I'm really dead and everything I'm experiencing is just an illusion.
>>36070850
>suicide by taking pills
Post tits
I love being a woman. Especially nowadays.
FinaIly, with the protection of the state, we can assume our role as the dominant gender. We can beat the shit out of our husbands, emotionally torment them, even cheat on them and there is nothing they can do about it and ugly men will never have a chanse to even be with us.
For example, my husband filed for divorce a little over a year ago when he discovered I was cheating on him. I wasn't even ashamed when he walked in on me fucking another man, because I was sick of him and his bullshit inability to satisfy me sexually. I continued to sleep with my black lover for weeks after he found out, sometimes even while my husband was home. He had to listen to us fucking and me getting pleased by a superior massive black cock while he slept on the couch. He eventually lost it and smacked me, giving me just the justification I needed to press assault charges and file for a restraining order. Under advice of legal counsel, I cleaned out our joint checking account and froze it and froze our credit cards while he was in jail, to prevent him from being able to afford to hire a competent lawyer.
Yesterday, I was awarded full owenership of the house, custody of the children he doesn't even realize aren't his, 1,450 dollars a month in child support, 3,725 dollars a month in alimony and basically suffered no consequence for being unfaithful. All this for being willing and able to take a smack across the face :)
He whined like a little bitch to the judge, claiming he had to get a roommate now, because he can't afford to rent an apartment by himself and pay me what he owes me. So pathetic.
>>36070749
>le American "justice system"
When did cheating become inadmissable in divorce court? When I was a kid cheating meant you forfeited almost everything jointly owned..... Nowadays most states don't even let you bring it up.
The cucking of America.
>>36070749
Now with trump you're going to lose your healthcare and even though your bf was born in America he's getting sent back to the drc.
>only friend ever is a girl
>huge crush on her of course
>lately she has been distant, almost cold even
>she is seeing a new guy
>we used to go for drinks about twice a week
>now when I ask her if she wants to get out she tells me she is """tired""" or """have things to do""" when she really is just going out with other people and most of the time, that new guy. I have proof of that.
>she talks to me less and less.
>she doesn't want to hang out anymore
>when I confronted her with this shit she just said that I'm paranoid, that she "will always be here for me", that I'm "important" for her.
>meanwhile she is still lying to my face as if I was some kind of mongoloid fuck and avoid my company like the black plague.
Should I just give up ? Eventho I told her I felt rejected she STILL pretends that everything is fine and STILL lies to me about that other dude in her life.
I don't care about him, I'm not hoping to ever be with her, I know she wouldn't want me as a bf, but the fact that she is so blatantly lying to my face about everything about that new guy just disgusts me. Also, I thought we were close but the way she is so casually lying to me makes me think otherwise. I feel sick, I feel rejected, I feel lonely.
Should I just quit ? She's the only thing I've got but frankly, is it worth to suffer that much ? I'm tired of all of this, it's ambarassing. I feel like some kind of cuck while I'm not even with her to begin with. I just want it to end honestly, but will I survive living without her ?
>>36070745
Stop initiating conversation with her altogether and see how long it takes her to ask if you want to hang out
>>36070745
People change and you have to deal with it. Right now you sound like some whiny teen girl who actually believes fairy tales come true. "she said she would always be there for me waaa waaa"
>man up and leave her alone
>>36070745
>Should I just give up?
>Should I just quit?
Oh my naive cyborg friend..
aya please i need you
youre all i think about
>>36070734
I wish Aya talked to me ;-;
>>36070734
Why motorbike.jpg? What does it mean?
>>36070946
aya would understand
>Be me, very beta growing up but have gotten /fit/ and mildly less autistic over the years
>get normie job, pay off loans, not on NEETbux anymore
>lifeisgood.jpg
>Meet 8/10 qt and start dating, she pays for her own shit, plays vidya with me, similar political beliefs, chill af.
>Tells me she has only been with 1 other guy before so shes not a slut
>Feel like I won the lottery
>Go get annual STD screening last week
>Get call yesterday - I'm positive for fucking syphilis
>Call her immediately
>"Soooo uhh I actually had sex with a lot of guys in college...but it was a phase so I don't count it"
>Insta break up, ragequit relationship
>Block her on all social media
>Contemplating going back to full robot mode and never interacting with women again.
>>36070706
Do you think she cared you broke up with her?
What a slut.
Could have at least told you before
It seems that way. Shes been having her friends contact me on fb to talk to her but I'm not gonna bother.
I just feel disgusted. Thought I had found a good one. I guess thats just a meme
>Suicide rate for males in my country is 13/100,000
>that's a .013% chance of having a life so shitty that you have to manually eject
>that's a 99.987% chance of being born into a life worth living
>still wind up being that freak fraction of a single percent
>mfw misfortune of this caliber permeates every thread on the tapestry of my existence
>it almost seems like its all being done on purpose
>and the odds of it happening at all was nearly negligible
can't wake up
>>36070653
>Suicide rate
That means successful suicides, the mental illness rate and thoughts of suicide are probably higher
>>36070719
This
You're alive so you proved your own point wrong. You won't be part of that percentage until you actually an hero
>>36071014
>>36070719
well of aware of this. I thought as much was obvious.
>tfw had severe anger issues as a kid
>parent sent me to psychologist
>I've learnt to newer show any emotions
>still have anger issues but now I don't show it
How do fellow anons deal with anger? I get infuriated by the most insignificant shit but I'm unable to express it. It has come to the point that I'm either mad or feel nothing at all. I've heard that bottling up emotions is bad for your health.
>>36070639
Try drugs, nicotine, thc, and several others can help with anger
Naw if you start foing drugs youll just become a drug addict trying to chase your peace, then youll just be strung out and angry. Talking from experience here.
Weed can help but like all the other drugs it will become a crutch.
Dealing with anger is an everday process anon. acceptance of this fact in and of itself helps.
Next time something just absolutely pisses you off- stop. Laugh about it, accept you just acted like an ass, and move on. Now you can use that as precedent: "i can beat this shit" ,you can say.
And every one time you successfully deal with anger, is one more time you can say," i can do this".
I normally dont post from phone but anger issues suck. I hope this was semi coherent.
>>36070639
maybe channel it into a professional fighting career.
Please visit my messageboard r9k
http://www.deltachan.tk
>>36070569
>tfw can't even use images
>tfw Asukafags are allowed to post
>>36071769
You can post a link to an image tho.
>>36070569
terrible
also nice free tld lmao
So what's the deal with school shootings?
I love that a lot of people get killed and lets faced it they most likely deserved it.
My problem is why not use a more efficient way of killing people with the hope of actually surviving to live another day?
Like for example why not mix some bleach with ammonia and leave it in the bathroom or some place it wouldn't get discovered right away.
I saw a story about a guy getting advice to clean his furry suit with ammonia and bleach and he got some people from a furry convention hospitalized so I guess it works in large spaces.
In the furry convention the guy probably used only a small amount of the stuff what if you mixed a full bucket of it wouldn't it kill at least some people in the school?
Any ideas about how effective that would be?
Or any other ways to replace school shootings?
>>36070514
Without a gun or weapon, most school shooters can barely fight.
>>36070540
You don't need to fight if you just poison people.
Just leave the stuff in the bathroom and walk away.
you'd need to place it in an inlet of a ventilation system else it would proliferate too slowly and be discovered too quickly
would u pay a female online to send pics, videos, fetish things spec for yourself? i used to be a camgirl on mfc but that got boring
>i am also going to be posting on soc but i heard r9k is full of ppl who might be interested to
>20f UK slim
No. I'm subbed to a twitch streamer to watch her do stuff on stream and that's all I need.
>>36070506
Post a pic of your body.
I might consider it.
>>36070506
>being a camgirl got boring
>wants to be a camgirl
Wat?
But no, never. You can get all you want online for free. Why bother paying you for it?
You'd have more success with actual prostitution.
What the fuck is your guys's problem?
I mean what the fuck would your girlfriend think of you talking this shit here?
>>36070450
what r u babbling about, thot?
>>36070450
>your girlfriend
tfw too intelligent to have a relationship
>pic related, it's me
My girlfriend can't speak english