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>>34510650
I think we won the opium war and we're 2-0 on nukes fampai.

>>34510650

Damn who's body is the bottom chick

>>34510650
>Gooks and Nips think it's a real life planet of the Apes

Feels good man.

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>>34510642
That's right, because I'm not degenerate.

Only faggots like you would care about that shit.

yep and I drown with sorrow every day :) cheers

>>34510642
I've done this before and said a bare faced
>yeah
They thought I was joking.

>>34510551
She's a tsundere
Duh

>>34510551
She wants the dick you dummy. Stop being a beta and fuck her raw.

>>34510660
how can you be so sure?

ive been with girls that have told me they wanted to be my girlfriend, have sex with me, then leave me right after.

>>34510537
Pretty pathetic OP but can you beat this:
>currently roommates with girl
>she shows just enough interest in me to keep me orbiting her
>we talk or go out for dinner sometimes but only platonically
>later the same evening she calls up chad and they fuck late into the night
I'm basically just providing her with the beta parts of the relationship so chad doesn't have to

>>34510537
That could be seen as beta but also as non-Chad normie. Friends help friends, even old coworkers out of a sense of camaraderie. I know people myself that I'd do that for none are women, though.

If you did it because she was cute, and didn't fugg her afterwards, you're probably a cuck though.

>in 11th grade
>guy who sits next to me and this one hot girl and one other guy says he has naked pictures of her he'll show me sometime
>one day its just me and that girl
>tell her because i wouldnt like anyone talking about me or sending pictures me without me knowing it, just as a heads up
>next time in class she tells him hes full of shit and tells him he doesnt have any pictures of her
>awkaward as balls
>obviously i said something
>everything goes back to normal but months later she is showing off pictures of her having a threeway with her boyfriend and some girl to all three of us
>realize shes a hoe

should i feel like an idiot for that? i thought i was just being nice. its been three years ago but occasionally ill think about it

>>34510432

just try whatever until it starts to work

>>34510453
Okay good idea. Is it ok to call them cute?
One of them attends the same uni I do but she has nothing in her profile.

So something like

"Hey, you're cute. What do you study? I study at X too." (it isn't clear where I go to school based on my profile).

>>34510432
Tinder is a bad thing. No matter your relation with any female on that site, it will end. Just use it as a platform to have some social interaction with females- learn their patterns and what is attractive to them the most.

>>34510412
Sure, and that would be acceptable if you actually learned from your mistakes. But you obviously didn't with that attitude

>>34510412
I don't care, just don't expect me to get involved. I would like to develop a past with someone lacking a past like myself.

I don't believe in forgiving mistakes. Once a whore, always a whore.

It's easier and simply to just stop being a shitposter and get a life.

>>34510443
How should I start? Do I have to pretend to be a normie? I've never met anyone who I can relate to or enjoyed the company of, I think i'm autistic. Feels like most people I talk to either have an awful sense of humor (e.g. enjoy facebook memes) or don't share the same interests as me.

>>34510406
Make fun of yourself.

That's right, girls will like the sense of humor if you're critical about your shut-in-ness

Saint Stephen on a roll, in and out of the garden he goes

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My youngest cousin graduated from high school a couple years ago. I was surprised when I learned from him that they didn't use chalkboards or overhead projectors anymore. I graduated in 2001, but it's like it was another era or something.

i have to stop drinking. everything can be better if i just stop drinking.

fat girls are into literally anything that will keep you with them

>>34510340
>anal
literally disgusting. They have vagina's for a reason. You might as well fuck a man at that point.

>>34510340
How do you know? Any fat fembots here into buttsex? C:

>>34510308
>listening to anything by Uriah Heep after The Magician's Birthday

>>34510387
What's wrong with Sweet Freedom?

>>34510409
Honestly I might give the bunch another listen. I listened to stuff after The Magician's Birthday once a few years ago and everything sounded pretty boring. Might sound better now.

>>34510303
Very unlikely, only a slither of a chance. "Robots" as you deem it, are deep down too egotistical to care to work on social skills...Such as myself. I feel it is merely narcissism that causes robots to be failures at forming friends, because deep down "Normie" people as board goers here call it, can sense it.

People don't like being controlled or manipulated, but people do it all the time. It's just that "Robots" are not subtle at it. With each failure of a successful social interaction, the "Robot" deems it useless to have meaningful interactions with other humans- maybe only reserving contact with family members; albeit forced and insincere.

>>34510303
god I fucking hate this movie so much
literally every time someone finds out I work programming and security at a bank I get asked if I could actually steal fractions of a cent and get away with it

>>34510303
>I get asked if I could actually steal fractions of a cent and get away with it
Can you?

>>34510195
There are only 9, faggot.
Does it start at 0 or at 1?

>>34510232

Assume 0 gets put out

no sana no life

>>34510027
Notes from Under the Floorboards
Suicide for Dummies
The Feminist Agenda
Whatever fedora tipping shit Dawkins wrote

>>34510118
Not an atheist though

All Quiet on the Western Front is something that I think would interest a lot of robots. Some middle-class bastard sent into hell because the descendants of historical Chads said that he had to.

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>>34510013
I've taken the cuckpill and life has never been better

because blind altruism is retarded

Taking care of your own responsibility.

>>34510007
Fuck off already you cum chugger

>>34510056
i will fuck off if you find me a bf

>tfw steamfeels get deleted but this thread is still alive
really makes you think