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>>36520830
When will Chad of the sea stop stealing our women?!
sad reee

1st is a fucking alien
2nd you can see how much foundation she slathered onto her face, even at this distance and low resolution
3rd has a 6-head

No

>>36520830
>Even dogs get more pussy than you

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Me, of course, and originally.

>>36520882
Context?
Origioniolio

>>36520670
>>36520882
Both of your should be permabanned

Fairuza Balk is a cute

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>>36520697
Jesus man her mouth is huge

>>36520790
I know right
Been a fan since I've seen her in Oz, and she was hot in The Craft

>>36520612
is it true that stick win everytime??

Stick and I are one being.

>>36520633
Can confirm just beat my own head with stick

now three stick

>>36520574
I agree with you. If you wear sunglasses you are worse than Hitler. You are the lowest of the low.

We survived just fine without central heating and anime, doesn't mean those aren't a vast improvement you nigga

>>36520574
FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT I FUCKING HATE SUNGLASSES OH MY GOD DUDE

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brehhhhhhh that sounds unhealthy

Was 215lbs at 5'8 and got down to 145lbs last month, but slipped a little. My goal weight was 135lbs to 140lbs. Now I'm at 155lbs after easter and feel like shit. I just feel fat as fuck and disappointed. I even bought a bunch of slim fitting pants and underwear and scared to even try them on to see if they fit. I don't know what people think of me, but I see myself in the mirror as a chubby fuck , but friends and co-workers always tell me I'm skinny and should eat more so i Just don't know.

>>36520562
>this blatant false flagging

Fuck off, where my real fat robots at?

>trying a new diet I made up myself
>called "keepin' it hundred"
>basically eat things that are only 100 calories or less

It's going pretty well I think. For lunch I just had 4 slices of bread (100 cal each), a couple ham slices (100 ea), cheese, and light mayo. Diet soda. Small bag of chips. Small slice of chocolate cake for dessert (not sure of calories but it was a small slice).

Still pretty hungry but I eat small less than 100 cal snacks throughout the day.

>Sidequest a: Anecdote

I noticed today that I tend to distort facts rather than outright lie, since I remember hearing at some point that deceptions are more efficient if they contain a kernel of truth. A shred of honesty being forced to service a larger deceit. I realised that I do this by default from time to time, most especially when faced with something undesirable.

Today I had to quit my job. I was very anxious about it. I'd imagined all kinds of unlikely worst case scenarios, and decided that the most efficient way to do so would be to use the other events that are going on. I mentioned previously that my gf's mother is in hospital and it's quite serious. Thus, I played that up and said I would have to quit on that basis.

I also did the same for more frivolous reasons: I could have been starting my new position on Weds but then I realised I have Slimming World coming up so I trotted out the same excuse.

Of course, I could easily run into an ex-colleague since I said I was moving away. It was a fairly pointless lie.

I was reading a book on philosophy to kill time in hospital. The crux of ethics, it claimed, lay in resisting instinct and fear and behaving in a way such that, should everyone behave the same, the result would be a desirable world. This made me think of Machiavelli (no surprise I suppose) and his assertion that morality is not egalitarian. One person must necessarily obey a different sort of morality than another, and if both behaved according to the same compass, each would suffer.

Still, as a blunt instrument the above seems a reasonable starting point when deciding whether or not something was ethical.

There was also the Ring of Gyges question: if you could get away with anything, what would you do?

My own answers were that I would not do things like wrongly imprison an innocent man, or betray a friend, or beat a child. However, I would torture and kill until I was satisfied (that was more of a shared decision).

I've got no friends and even my relatives don't like me that much because I autistically spurt funny racist stuff and make fun of everyone around me. Now, I'm not an asshole and I like when people make fun of me too, it's just bantz but normies just can't handle it.
So I come here, spew my fucking bullshit on this North Korean pineapple farming forum and it just amplifies my shitflinging skills, furthering my distance to ever getting a real social relationship.

This is fun too, but I'd like there to be some autist like me to argue and talk about the Irish conspiracy theories with.

>>36520834

Was anything the matter with saying that you found another job?

Do you feel more powerful when you successfully lie to someone?

> However, I would torture and kill until I was satisfied (that was more of a shared decision).

Who?

My brother, he is 24 and still collects transformers and has a star wars themed living room along with a spiderman themed bedroom. He is a college drop out and works at a movie theater. He has a qt thicc wife who works in the psych field and basically takes care of him financially while he biys griceries and cooks dinner etc. Is he a failure cuck or did he win?

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>>36520540
My name is Ryan, whats with this hate hombre?

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>>36520540
My brother is 23 years old. He works a minimum wage job while living in my grandmothers house. He wastes all his money on weeb shit with an entire wall full of anime shit. Although his name is Bryan but whatever it's close enough.

You like New Order?

I'm bored at work too, sup

>>36520544
Never heard anything from them tbqh
>>36520567
Working some boring students job, you anon?

the creepy part of this is
this is a letter from a guy to another guy

>>>/lgbt/ faggot

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>>36520502
Okay it's your opinion, anyway.

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punpun whoever the fuck you are, reply to the poor guy
not all robots should have to an hero

No, but I already am self employed and will inherit three houses I can ask rent for. I'm set for life at 30.

>check for 50k I inherited under my mattress for almost a year now
Too afraid to touch it since I'm dumb and it'll be gone in an instant.

biz is 33% NEETs looking for get rich quick schemes, 65% wage slaves saving up so they can fail at trading stocks and investing, and 2% richfags.

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>>36520317
what happened. taht sucks man

>>36520317
What the fuck is that anon, are you really gonna loose your foot?

That just looks like a fungus tho. Why would they amputate? Just change your socks more and clean your feet well in the shower

Ms. Misato san

>>36520258
Pochaco, without hesitation

Asuna. But she already does that, so...

god i came so many times to that video
anyoen know if she got more videos?

>>36520227
>>36520148
Esawse please

>>36520227
PLEASE sauce you can't let me down

>>36520114
>no
>I
>don't
>know
>this
>feel

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>>36520114
This is a new type of feel, anon. Quickly, we must put it into the archives.

>>36520114
Learn how to meme arrow before you shitpost please, thank you.