ITT: worst person you have ever met
the voice in my head tbqhh
>>38968861
I'm not a good person. Ask anyone who knows me. I never write, I never call.
My fourth grade teacher was a pretty horrible person, and when I was an emo kid there was this tough guy from the Bronx or LES or something who hung out in the same area I did. Sold a girl to some dudes for coke(allegedly), smacked the shit out of this kid with a skateboard(saw that), and just had all these terrible stories about him. Just a genuine scumbag, always being rude, probably killed multiple people or at the least seriously fucked up some lives.
Earth belongs to us now!
Have it, and well you're here can you turn me into a cat girl and keep me as pet?
I think I have successfully cured my alien phobia. Watching the X-files movie as a kid made me super scared of the long-clawed aliens, so recently I marathoned the whole series and movies and now I can sleep at night without worrying about the ayys being everywhere.
>points heavy duty radar dish at you
Any robots here play EU4? Anyone want to play a multiplayer game?
I play every now and then. Busy during the week but I can play saturday nights
ID?
I prefer CK2 for my map painting most of the time.
>>38968828
Sure, Saturday night sounds fine. I can give you my discord and then we figure out from there. If anyone else wants to join in too that'd be cool.uguu#2777
Name my band, lads
DEDGAME
benis
Mohammed, Tyrone, The Dead Goat Mohammed Fucked and A Furry
Pybro and the 2fort twits
>1 chancee at life
>born fat
>>38968769
bullshit, i was fat baby never been fat since
all about the face, that u cannot change
>>38968769
>1 chance at life
>get fat genetics
>people with thin genetics tell you it isn't genetics
>>38968804
let it all out man i know your struggle
>JUST EAT LESS XD WORKS FOR ME LOL
>not that i burn 2k calories everyday and you just 500 XDD
How do we get rid of r/hapas and EurasianTiger? I propose we join their subreddit and pretend to be hapas and part of their community. Then after a while we start doxxing and harrasing people in other subreddits or other social media platforms while declaring we are representatives of r/hapas. After a bunch of complaints (we can even pretend to be people who are victims of r/hapas harassment) the reddit admins will ban this subreddit for promoting harassment and doxxing, they have done that before to other subreddits that were much bigger.
>>38968742
you want to get rid of a whole subreddit seemingly devoted to a positive space for a certain type of people, why? what did they / eurasiantiger do to you?
>>38968803
It's not a positive space, it's a self-reinforcing toxic cesspit, like r/incels.
>>38968803
he's a whiny bitch thats why
>tfw no cute boy who makes me smell his stinky feet
>>38968645
There's a doujin about two traps with stinky feet.
>>38968645
Are you qt? or a handsome dude?
>>38969067
>Are you qt? or a handsome dude?
I'm cute as fuck
If I yell really loud, and for a really long time, can I ascend beyond a robot?
i scream every day and nothing has happened yet
>>38968571
Of course anon you just gotta scream loud enough
>>38968571
>>38968597
Your back's not tingling. You gotta have the tingles
Fill in the blank
That feel when ______
>>38968497
the potato doesn't fit up your ass
>>38968497
>That feel when alive
>>38968497
The feel when boipucci
Welcome,to r9k.
Don't be shy , you can express all of your feels here.Talk about your inferiotiy complex and what's it like not being a perfect human being.
YOU ARE a piece of shit.You really are.You are worthless.Because,on r9k :
>Having a little more imagination that the average person and being shy is
autistic
>Having 120 IQ is being a brainlet
>Being under 6'2 means you are a manlet and no girl will ever touch you
>Being sensitive and having feelings is weak and degenerate
Oh but, Chad is none of that.Chad is the human manifestation of perfection.They are laughing at you anon , as we speak.Chad is laughing at your inferiority in the sweet,sweet company of Stacy and his very own harem of roasties.
>>38968468
>feeding the robots their fuel
bad idea chad
>>38968468
>Butthurt normalfag triggered by the blackpill
Come back with an argument next time
>>38968468
>tfw 160 iq
>tfw 6'10
>tfw literally have no feelings except horny
>tfw dick is 14.5 inches
>tfw literally flawless in everyday
im so fucking depressed
What is your honest opinion on waifuism?
Bestfuism!
>>38968392
Just taking attraction to purposefully attractive cartoon/anime girls to logical extreme
Relationships are stupid, even if imaginary.
>asleep, dreaming
>sucking off tranny
>let it cum in my mouth
I can still remember the taste..
>>38968360
what is the reaction for though
>>38968360
Little did OP know that his father comes in every night and sticks his dick in his son's mouth.
>>38968360
what did her tranny milk taste like?
>buy townhouse
>need renters to pay mortgage for me
>most potential renters are sketchy, have pets, or are struggling single mothers with kids and I don't want to have to deal with living with any of that
>first mortgage payment coming up and I'm about to throw a bone to the least-sketchy pet guys
>suddenly get contacted by female students
>they say they'd prefer a female roommate, but want to check the place out since the rent's so cheap
>fake gay voice and mannerisms during meet-up so I come off less autistic and threatening
>it works; they ask if I'm gay and without thinking I say yes
>they decide to rent
>they keep telling me they want to set me up with their gay guy friends and, still panicking, say "haha okay" to keep the charade up
>tl;dr pretending to be gay so I can live with 2 qt grills
Wh-what the fuck do I do now?
Wait for their lease to expire and hope they don't renew. Keep the charade up until then. For now just go on the date and after say he's not your type and that you don't feel ready for a relationship like you thought
>>38968342
can we do a slow clap for OP everyone?
congratulations u successfully lied ur way out of an akward situation, I'm proud of you. good job, and whats that good financial investments? lovin it op keep going
Tbh, if you're a good actor (aka if I look you in the eyes I can believe the fuck you sayin) I think you could get away with a "conversation" later on in your relationship where you go back on those words and say that you are trying different things (bisexual) at the moment.
Just throw it out there (however dramatically/casually as you want) and let that info sink in their heads.And I mean, this is if they're worth it. If not pretend to be gay, have an "online" boyfriend so you can be excused as taken and collect rent.
I've been thinking of filling a need for you robots. I'm a moderately attractive (6-7/10) female who would be willing to chat with people in return for compensation.
Do you think that I could make this work? I don't want to have sex, but just offer friendship and conversation.
>>38968292
>Charging people to just talk to them
Fuck off roastie
.. What kind of compensation?
tits or gtfo ugly wapanese bitch
I am planning on becoming a god. Anyone want to be my faithful follower?
>>38968278
depends. are you a girl or a girl"""male"""
What do you offer in return, anon.
>>38968295
I'll give you one wish within my power.