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Why do men feel entitled to virgins?
Is it because they're bitter that without coercion no women would want them?
They have to be their first so she doesn't feel disappointed
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>>37374595
I want a virgin because I'm one myself.
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>>37374595
Because gaining a relationship with a non-virgin is like opening a Yu-Gi-Oh! booster pack only to discover that all the cards are common, no one wants that shit, whereas virgins are the foils - the rares, the super-rares, the fucking ritual cards they are the shit and are actually in demand, believe it or not. Unfortunately the odds of getting a virgin girlfriend is like trying to get Slifer the Sky Dragon 1st Edition Gold in a fucking GX pack.
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We dont feel entitled, we just want one, just like you roastie whores want tall chads with big dicks and fat wallets. You cant trust a woman whos fucked lots of guys.

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no talkie

till coffee
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>>37374571
B-but l..
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>>37374591
Shhh. *taps mug*
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>>37374571
ANOOOOON
*spams your text inbox*

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I'm a girl and I want to write a story/novella(?). Would you read a story about a cyborg/almost robot who wants to kill himself but puts killing himself on hold so he can help his oneitis out with her problems? She has abusive parents, has no friends and she really wants this Chad kinda guy that doesn't really notice her.
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>>37374508
Sounds like a boring story.

Zing original
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>>37374508
Did you crosspost this troll to /lit/? Feels like you're trying to kill two birds with one stone here.
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Why? So she can sort her life out, call the robot her best friend, then marry Chad? Absolutely not.

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Hey guys I gotta use the bathroom, watch my glass of chocolate milk for me.
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okay, ill be sure to keep it safe
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>>37374499
*S I P P*
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>>37374499

CHOCOLATE MILK? Just like mum used to make.

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>mfw playing GTA at 4k and 650 fps on my 2000$ PC
>never worked a day

Who /richkid/ here?
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>>37374413
And still not using mods
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>>37374413
My house leaks when it rains and I have a ps2
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>>37374413
>650 fps
Lol ok

>have boyfriend
>Only have sex with him
>Still send nudes to my orbiters on discord
>Masturbated while talking to one of them
Am I a bad gf ?
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fuck off roastie literally nobody wants you here
you're also a piece of shit for doing that. I recommend a bullet to the head
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>>37374386
Absolute shit anon
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1, implying this happened.
2, NTR is hot.

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>tfw you live in Florida and it's slave ship hot outside.

Yesterday had to have been the hottest day of the year down here.
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tennessee here

yesterday was so hot I sweated through my shirt on the way to work...
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>>373743
I'm FL too. Being born here is literally child abuse, if you suddenly have adults taking 'care' of you and they don't use the AC.

If it weren't for the all seeing eye I'd have murdered a shit ton of people by now just for wanting to live here.

WIthout going into it, FL is one of the worst states in the USA.

If I ever get any money, and stop being NEET, I'm breaking contact with my parents. They didn't have to fucking stay here, they're both disabled and have no reason not to move.

Course, I could get into alot of bitching about them too, but this is a shit site that wouldn't care about the blog post so nevermind.
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>>37374337
I live in Scotland its cloudy and only slightly warm

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When do you know that you've become actually schizophrenic?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHqSX--t118
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>>37374252
Easy,take pills
currently im on clozapine and lithium
the only downside is that youll gain weight really fast
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You're schizophrenic when you start legitimately believing things that don't have any evidence and other people tell you they aren't true.
For example schizophrenic people often believe their mind can be read, or that they have implants from aliens or the government
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i've been around schizo's for a while and while I won't deny that they're clearly having a hard time, it seems pretty tempting from the other side.

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>Keep orbiter close for validation
>Used to say that I'm his "best friend"
>He gets another friend and hasn't said that since

am I fucked
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>>37374210
You treat people as means to an end and they will do the same to you.

You deserve everything coming to you.
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>>37374210
>>Keep orbiter close for validation

End yourself
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>>37374210
Fuck you for treating people like this

Origini

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Describe your perfect partner. Your unicorn, if you will. Include specific quirks and actions you imagine he or she will do to make you happy.
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she would love me without me having to change anything about myself.
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>She's an android bodyguard
>has no soul, no personality
>Is beautiful beyond limits of human biology
>Destroys my enemies
>hyper intelligent
>Can take her out to dinner
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An older woman who likes being called mommy in bed.

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Nigeria has a space program that has sent five satellites into orbit. Do you think I'm lying because I am a liberally brainwashed cunt who thinks non-Whites are humans?
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>>37374081
>Do you think I'm lying because I am a liberally brainwashed cunt who thinks non-Whites are humans?
Yes.

yesblox
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>>37374087
What is a yesblox?
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>>37374081
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Space_Research_and_Development_Agency

>NigComSat
Why on earth would you even make this thread I mean it takes a second of google to find out whether they have a space agency or not.

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I'm not sure I'll ever sort myself out.
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I'm sure I'll never sort myself out.
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>>37373997
>>37374066
Bear your damn suffering
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>>37373997
Current state of your room?

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tfw no slave bf to eat me out, buy me food and gifts, do fun things with and occasionally discipline :(
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tfw no dom gf to make me smell all her stinky farts
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>>37373779
how about you eat me out, buy me food and gifts, and occasionally get disciplined? we can still do fun things as long as i don't have to go outside or pay for anything or be seen by anyone. if interested (you are) hmu i'm always at my computer
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>>37373779
>buy me food and gifts
Everytime. Why are woman such fucking golddiggers?

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>tfw no friends and no bf
>inb4 you can get a bf reeeeee
Not one who respects me and who I can respect. Not a proper relationship. I can get a hookup easily, certainly. But not a real relationship.
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Females can't be robots. Fuck off.
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>>37373730
>muh respect

I just want a girl who loves me.
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>>37373730
join an origami club, they're all losers too and you can be autistic together

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>Femanon stopped coming online me three weeks ago
>We'd been getting along well for months
>Don't know if she ghosted me or if something happened to her
>Ever since then I've just been going through the motions, biding my time until I can vainly check Skype again to see if she's returned

How do I break out of this?
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>>37373637
she probably barely tolerated you, it wasn't "getting along"

you fucked up many times it seems or you're just a shit person
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>>37373662
She gave hints that she liked meback, would ask when we were going to meet, said she liked bigger giys anyway when I brought attention to my weight, etc.

The last thing she said was ling the lines of "have a good day at work".
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>>37373736
I just talk to like a shit ton of new girls online every day. Don't even remember their names anymore just talk to ones over and over again and I usually don't even notice when I get ghosted now.

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