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>tfw girls are repulsed just by your very presence

I don't even stare at them creepy, try to talk to them, or even acknowledge them an any way, just try to move about my day. And anytime I come in contact with an attractive female I can just feel a vibe of "omg I need to get the fuck away", its even worse if you have to have some sort of interaction with them, they'll assume you're hitting on them and try everything in their power to get you to leave.

Meanwhile Chad walks up and these women go out of their way to have him degrade them. This world is sick.
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>want to try jacking off with no hands
>find pillows on ground and slide my dick between them
>jizz on both pillows
>couple weeks pass
>sister needs pillows and finds my old jizz pillows and uses them
>indirectly came on my sisters face
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>find pillows on ground
you living in some throw pillow palace? wtf
>sister doesn't notice/doesn't care about jizz crust on pillows
the only way this makes sense is if you are all living in a pillow palace and are accustomed to crusty pillows from spills and debris
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>>37654974
>not having spare pillows

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> be me
> born into hispanic family from central america
> I look like your typical lanky spic with shitskin, dark hair, dark features
> all my other cousins are pale-white, blue/green-eyed, some even blonde, others very light-haired

Robots will never understand this suffering. I literally don't even belong in my own family.
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I'm about to graduate high school and I'm not cut out for this whole "job" thing.
How do I live that sweet NEET life?
inb4 underaged I'm 18
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>>37654905
easiest way is to get in a car crash and milk the shit out of it for personal injury money and disability money from the government . My ex did that for years the piece of shit
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>>37654905
>sweet NEET life
No such thing exists. Notice how all neets going past 5 years are miserable wrecks who want to commit suicide. Not being cut out for a job in general is the stupidest thing I've ever heard given how many types of jobs there are. You're lazy and should come to terms with it and move forward.

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R9K, how do I find a woman who will put up with my many eccentricities?
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YOU LITERALLY HAVE NO EXCUSES FOR BEING FOREVER ALONE
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>>37654846
why wouldnt i
fghrdth
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Just because a brown, who gets free points just for being brown, can snag a virtue signalling slut? THAT means I can't be forever alone? Fuck off.

Whites are the ONLY race that can actually be forever alone, because we're expected to be exceptional human beings that succeeds in all forms of life including being super beautiful, simply because we're white.

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Her birthday is July 5th, so I'm scrambling a bit.
She literally asked for "a meme shirt". Idk how normie she is, but she comes on 4chan (for the porn mostly) and is familiar with Pepe.
Thinking of something like pic related.
Anyone have any ideas for maybe a custom shirt?
Should I do an ironic compilation of dead memes (Harambe, dat boi, any SpongeBob, over 9000, anny others you guys suggest)?

If that fails, she likes knee/thigh high socks. So suggestions on that would be cool. Plus she's been looking for crab/cancer thigh highs, so of anyone finds those, you have my appreciation
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https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/451767984/i-feel-like-pepe-frog-dream-shirt-all

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>nb4 systemic oppression
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You have 10 seconds to explain why you aren't a nigger, it's literally 2017.

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I want to hurt someone
Not some edgy torture basement shit, and not some stupid 50 shades sexual shit. Just good old fashioned bare knuckles and repressed anger.

I got in a lot of fights in high school, and the feeling of knowing that the last thing you did HURT someone is the best there is. Getting my ass beat was entirely worth catching one of those those magical moments.

If I start shit with some drunk cocksucker now, he'll probably just shoot me. Boxing and wrestling is just fighting with the balls cut off. But it's like my fucking body is telling me I NEED to get into a scuffle

Does anyone else live in a state of constant aggression?
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You sound like a nigger, or the nigger equivalent of whatever race you are.
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>>37654741
Your body might have lots of restless energy, but that could easily be expressed through exercise. The problem isn't what your body wants, the problem is what your mind wants

Anger is always a secondary emotion, anon

It comes from either being scared or being hurt
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>>37654741
weII why are you so angry anon?

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Tfw no two qts will ever hold my face between there butts while they unleash hot streams of fart air upon me
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>Hmm. You have a pretty nice place here, Anon. But what's the tarp and human-sized bags for?
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>>37654692
I ever tell you how fucking dumb your haircut looks?
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>>37654692
To store my body pillows for drying after I de-jizz them m'lady.
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Decoration. Killer Queen has already touched the doorknob.

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anyone else can't stand being a nobody?

it bothers the fuck out of me. I need to be famous or something. A public figure where people supplicate themselves to me as they ask for a picture.

I need that feeling of superiority. It's fucking weird, man.
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Honestly? No.
I never wanted to be famous. I couldn't take all that attention.
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I totally feel ya op, I don't even care for a gf or friends, Im just happy with the feeling of superiority and their respect-envy towards me, I already took the first step by joining film college, my goal is obvsly to become a movie producer and filmaker, bitches will be beggin for my attention, people that has always ignored me will compare their inferior normie irrelevant lifes with mine and theyd feel like shit, is all I wish in life, I hope you can make it too op
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>>37654645
its a white thing you want to stand out from the reat of the tribe.natural feeling

>have 7.5 inch cock
>have sex with blonde
>she makes fun of it for being small

Can you compete?
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I NEED a femdom gf who is comfortable with a MASCULINE male with a BIG cock

PLEASE
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no ur gay and probably have a small peen lmao
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stop making these. thats not how this place works.
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>>37655428
Fuck off to your fembot feels thread or your brap thread you stupid cuck

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>ywn go back to the school days of looking up girls' skirts, spotting whale tail, checking them out in tight gym clothes, etc.
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>>37654561
I just stared at their butts as they were walking in the hall desu.

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