Rate and comment desktops, robot edition.
>>39050987
You have way too many icons. Do you really need to have every game you currently own on your desktop? You should move everything you dont use at least once a day to a folder in documents and only keep current projects on your desktop, most things can be launched from the start menu search too (or did they remove that in 10, i forget.)
>>39050987
Do people actually use desktop shortcuts?
You have pretty normie taste in games
>>39050987
>league of faggots
>cs go
Uninstall these and you're good
>>39051084
I like having desktop shortcuts, as long as they're not organized in a big bloc
Can you learn how to lucid dream consistently so you can live your fantasies and adventures in your dreams? If yes how do you do it? Feel free to share experiences and stuff.
>>39050981
ask on >>>/x/
>>39051006
but /x/ seems full of weird people
Tried, now I get sleep paralysis. Don't fall for the meme.
what video games do/have you masturbated to>
hardmode: no Tomb Raiders
>tomb raider
>hard mode
Sims 4 with naked and sex mods
>>39050946
Any game with a customizable female protag
What's the endgame of life?
the picture you just posted
>>39050843
YAMEROOOOOO
DELET DELET DELET
>plastic water bottles
I... I literally drink almost only that. Can you redpill me on it (I'm asking seriously)?
>started learning bass guitar 2 weeks ago
>already got my dick sucked
thought I was gonna be a khv forever.Why haven't you started learning an instrument yet?
guitars are boring to me, will girl's care about my VST collection? maybe if I make some lit trap beats they will.
>>39050684
OP: Not sure if it will have the same effect. Honestly learning virtually any normie instrument is a great and reasonably easy thing to do if you want to make it with girls. It's something interesting to talk about and if you blag it well it can make you seem really cool.
Not sure it was that great a blowjob though desu, the inside of my foreskin is actually kinda sore today like it's been torn or something.
>>39050657
>18yo
>already have a near professional mastery of guitar
>never had grill
just fuck my shit UP fampai
>tfw bought some dank
>tfw took it home but this time the smell of it was the strongest I have ever smelled
>tried to hide the smell by putting it in my sock and walking past my parents really fast
>hide the stuff in a room and go to the bathroom to wash my hands
>come back the room stinks
>tfw had to spray cologne
What are the chances my parents smelled it when I walked past them? Also have any of you guys been caught?
Guess all the sonters are sleepy huh
lmao /kidproblems/
I just bring in the weed and vape openly at home.
>>39051114
Lucky man I would move out but the rent is expensive here
Off to bed now wagies, you want to be well rested for work tomorrow edition
>>39050540
First for a detailed investigation into ebin's masturbation habits
>>39050540
Thisimage is actually more familiar to me than the OP pic in the blank slate version.
is keith flints owner/friend/puppet here?
what can we do to make this board better?
beside kicking out normies, roasties etc.
>what can we do to make this board better besides doing things that would make it better
wtf?
?
Kicking these people out improves the board infinitely. Nothing more needs to even be done after that.
all posts with "fembot"/"femanon" in them should result in automatic bans
After that if the board isn't fixed then it's time for all the fetish shilling threads to go.
It's my birthday on the 14th of this month, and now that I'm growing up I just wanted to know, what advice do you have for me?
My 3 years of experience of being on this site has shown me that if I do not act, now I may end up in a doomful predicament. I want to avoid any possible regrets and avoid ruining my future. I do not want to become a 25yo+ neet. I do not want to be single by the time I'm well into the thresholds of adult hood. I do not want to regret not taking action when I should, and I definitely don't want to let down those around me.
Even though I'm getting older I am still young, 19 to be exact by tomorrow, and I want to use my youth to good use. What skills should I gain now to better my future? What mistakes should I avoid, so I don't wake up with regrets when I'm older and what mistakes have you made that you wish you never did?
Sorry if I sound like a fag, but I'm just asking for help. Feel free to give advice if you wish.
Goh blesh!
>>39049822
Would help to know your current situation, what you're trying to do, and what you're doing to get there.
>>39050002
I'm currently doing an apprenticeship, which is kinda like a paid internship, as a real estate agent. I'm trying to go uni in 2 years, and hopefully, I don't become lazy and actually get work done.
>>39050081
Sounds good, as long as you're enjoying it. Or at least as long as it doesn't suck the soul out of you.
who here ugly
>20
>super horny all the time because of testosterone or some shit idk, more so than any other time in my life even when a teen
>realize I need a gf or a fwb, doctor even told me explicitly that I should get a gf
>neet due to medical problems so can't meet girls at university or the like
>decide tinder is my best option since craigslist seems sketchy as hell
>have tinder for literally months, swiping on a fuck ton of girls, probably have about a 1-5% match rate
>even tinder cows don't want me
>every girl who says they want to meet just ghosts me after I ask what time we should meet
>see screenshots of chads getting girls hitting them up first
>see other conversations with average to above average guys easily convincing a girl to meet after just a few messages while it's like pulling teeth for me, and even then they just ghost me
>realize that I am super ugly and that's why girls don't meet with me
>realize that personality is a meme that only matters when girls are picking between guys they are already physically attracted to and even then if one is better looking she will just go with him regardless of 'personality', literally only matters if you are super autistic in which case you are fucked
>realize I am destined to be super horny all the time due to millions of generations of sexual reproduction
>realize I am so ugly that I will eternally have these desires unfulfilled, doctor literally told me to get a gf and I'm too ugly to
>become even more depressed
so, who else here ugly, share your green texts, attempted hookups, ugly feels
>>39049480
at least you tried man. im too much of a pussy to even try tinder.
>>39049480
i think it's time to get that life-sized sex doll anon! :)
>>39049734
can't since i live with my parents, my mom is super christian, and if they found me with one they'd think i was insane and either kick me out or try to get me institutionalized or some crazy shit despite it being the most basic human urge. I'm basically fucked, the only way I'm not is literally.
I want to become a necromancer. How do I do it?
First you have to give me your social security number and NIP.
Gotta fuck a corpse, anon.
>>39049363
Necromancer sounds like a 30+ y/o virgin in prison for life.
What are you robots listening to?
https://youtu.be/CCvOC0gjYf0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phr1pOFK1V8
pre good
>>39049134
listening to tame impala's innerspeaker album
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqb8s5u75JE
>>39049134
Tartarus blocks 1-6
https://youtu.be/hVsMrf8Y4fI
>dads cousin dies a few days ago
>dad calls me up, wants me to attend
>feel no emotion whatsoever since I never knew her for my entire life.
>he calls me again the next day
>"Anon, the funeral is planned for tomorrow"
>make up some bullshit excuse like "I have nothing black or dark to wear"
>he can tell, that i dont want to go
>"Anon, are you going to the funeral or not?"
>20 seconds of silence
>he hangs up
I dont think he wants to talk to me for a while now. I feel like such an asshole and i probably should.
>>39049133
why attend theirs if they won't attend yours ,
It's to show your respect, to your father's cousin. He is basically an uncle to you.
You should do so at the very least to desensitize yourself a little bit to funerals. Your mom and dad and uncles and aunts are all going to die one day too.
Ring your father back, say "I'll go dad, but mostly just to support you as I don't feel like I really knew ____ which is why I was a bit unsure before."
just get me off this ride, having brown eyes is the worst fate
Many delicious foods are brown. Blue is the color of water and I'm sure everyone would prefer a nice hunk of chocolate cake over a glass of water.
hey, atleast you're diverse
>>39049148
>Blue is the color of water
you special ed?
>women tend to blame themselves while men tend to blame other people
is this even true?
Its the other way around, though lots of men blame others.
>>39048970
its the other way around. when a woman cheats its everyone's fault than her own. "he wasnt paying attention to me!" "i was drunk so its not my fault!" "he came onto me i didnt know what to do!"
>>39048970
Not in my experience. Never known a female to blame herself, even when she is the only thing TO blame in a given situation.