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>>37166908
I'm a pc gamer, it's people who take fun seriously so they're not fun.

Holy shit. As accurate as this is, I can't even save it because it's so horrendous. Must not acknowledge.

>>37166908
Why are console gamers so insufferable?

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>>37166881
>People actually do this

Nigga what

>>37167015
Yep. Why even become a prostitute any more? Females are apparently such a valuable commodity that men will pay just to be in their vicinity.

>>37166881
Useless, good cuddling always end up in sex.

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>>37166872

The consent's already there. I know they like it even if they don't. Why not?

Find a chubby, insecure, 19-20 year old hottie who doesn't know she's attractive yet, seduce her, and make her lick my ass for any attention given to her.

You robots would be mostly ok with this, I bet.

I don't know man I'm a 33 year old virgin I would have to actually be able to get laid first before thinking of any of this

You should be eating their ass instead

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We're all in a turtle's dream in outer space

Life is a prank that gets played on you, and the punchline is that there is no you.

>>37166858
We are here to create every single unique post 4chan can possibly have and eventually cause the end of all posting on /r9k/.

>>37166818
It's not like I planned on eating it anyways, so whatevs

It looks soft, Mommy. Can I taste you, please?

I prefer you don't at all.

"Musician" here.
I've been playing bass for about 5 years, mostly blues, fuzz rock kind of stuff. Been playing drums for 4 years, mostly blues, punk, and I started getting into jazz drumming around 2 years back but it never interested me much so I learned the basics and just rolled wit it, no free form stuff.
Although, I first started music as a child in the school band, I played flute, stuck with it, got some lessons, then got into tuba, I've always been drawn to the low end, and got good enough to be taken into the state band for Highschool kids in the 6th grade where I was more deeply trained in music composition, and music theory. I have around 13 years of experience playing the tuba, and 14 with the flute although objectively depending on the piece I will play a much better tuba then flute. Got out of highschool, taught myself how to play drums and bass and played in shitty punk bands around California for a while, then I stepped away from that, and got more into studying bass playing and low end theory more.

I've always been into music, it has a rush like no other, esspecially when you're playing in a band or even a brass or symphonic band, when the trumpets hit the top of the bar and the baritones come out of there shell in that slow but steady moving forte, hit that note and you come in with yours and you can feel the blend and the mold solid as granite. It's just a rush man, nothing like it on earth. Same goes for playing rock or metal or punk, but with those it's more about the energy, and performance, and the audience.
I've never really been good at anything else, but I can handle music, that's what I'm good at that's what I do, I suck at just about everything else.

As for practicing I would reccomend studying a little music theory just scales, and what sounds good where, and writing your own tunes, or I've done this, listen to a song maybe through head phones or speakers which ever one works and play a song you like and jam along to try to add/cont.

Cont.
Try to add something to the song that maybe you think is missing or something that would sound good in the song, I used to do that all the time to punk bands on bass, I got tired of just holding down the low end so I would spice it up.

Just have fun, if you want to get better, play along/jam to songs you like on piano study up, and then work on scales and chords. If know/already do all that. Then just have fun, music should never be about prowess it should be about creating an emotion in someone while simultaneously showing yours through your instrument.

I've played guitar for 10 years
started playing cause of Guitar Hero
learning instruments is stupid

>>37166634
I can't have sex or masturbate without drugs, I feel sickened. Also have trouble eating

>>37166664
You shouldn't take drugs anon
Just don't have sex

yes i am. i've never really masturbated and i have never felt the need/want to. i don't get turned on either.
bad side:real suffering is never having an orgasm
good: don't have to worry about sex with people i meet, all about friendship

>>37166418
What's wrong with pegging? I peg my bf all the time

>>37166418
why is she dressed like a bunny rabbit if she isn't going to insert a bunny tail butt plug?

>>37166427
i don't feel comfortable liking it. I just want to stop to have hard ons when a see pegging porn

I mean this isn't really a big deal but I wouldn't put it past someone who would do that taking things further.

Also enjoy the new position on the watchlist boyo.

>>37165996
Post a time stamped picture of the panties or else I cannot believe you.

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>>37165996
Why in the fuck would do something so disgusting???

I've been working for the past year and got a lot of money, now I'm planning to study a subject, but I don't know which subject it should be? I've been practicing math and its fun So I thought about studying math, but I dont know if I'm intelligent enough to study it in a university. Can a wise robot who is in the pantheon of the NEETdom give me a few words of wisdom?

>>37165830
girlcock
orig

>>37165830
Wondering why she came to my house when we haven't spoken since October

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Zero Day (2003)

Two troubled adolescents chronicle the events that ultimately lead up to a terrifying assault on their school.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VDaeiwZSLM

ive seen both salo and a serbian film, theyre both pretty fucked up in a comically overexaggerated way

what is this one about, is it violent? salo and a serbian film arent really scary theyre just disgusting european perversions masquerading as political commentary

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The Lobster (2015)

In a dystopian near future, single people, according to the laws of The City, are taken to The Hotel, where they are obliged to find a romantic partner in forty-five days or are transformed into beasts and sent off into The Woods.

>wet myself for a few seconds
>leave shower
>dry self
>put back same clothes on

duration: less than a minute
done once every month or so

>all that anti bacterial shit
you are the reason we're all gonna die from antibiotic resistant infections in a few years

>>37165117
You're a great man.

R9k is filled with unhygienic cockroaches and I thank you for trying to uplift them and show them the light.


>>37165148
lol suddenly chad comes in and you want to pretend like you take a shower? fuck off r9gay

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oregenaono commomento

>>37164099
Why would I choose to make myself feel worse and post such things?

>>37164099
>>37164112
Two posts in and I already can't handle this thread. This is abusive.

>>37163770
If by "end up like my Japanese anime" you mean you somehow manage to bungle something that's simple and assured then don't worry about it :^)

>>37163770
Post convos you fuck.

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>>37163807
take her from me anon. my skinny manlet ass can't handle that

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>>37163261
I really wish I were a janitor. Then Barneyfags would all die.

>>37163261
I applied. Hoping to BTFO the Colbertposting r/the_donald fags on /tv/.

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>>37163348
I really hope I get accepted. I'd do a lot better job than currently.