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"Science" became fashionable because the left defined itself in opposition to creationism and climate change skepticism.

This raised a generation that wanted to be "on the side of science". Science became "cool".

Only 80% of the population is literally too retarded to understand real science, so they get cool soundbytes and flawed analogies from pop culture icons and mainstream media who are completely politicized.

Soon the circlejerk starts and the time comes to just signal how much you love science and how much science is on your side, even if it means sharing complete bullshit, like that bit about the 5 biological sexes.

Of course as soon as science goes against your political beliefs then it's a cis heteropatriarcal institution that needs more diversity injected so they reach conclusions you like.

Nobody fucking loves science, not the left, nor the right, only a precious few people nowadays are really interested in finding out the truth, for the rest science is just a way of selling people your ideological bridges.
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>Everyone talks about science deniers in congress
>No one ever talks about the time congress passed a resolution condemning a scientific paper which found that pedophilic relationships aren't harmful

Really makes you think
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I completely agree. All of this bullshit isn't about being objective, fair, or for equality it's just about being a leftist.
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>>36518471

Oh for fucks sake can Trumptards just fuck off.

We get it Drumpfster, you're triggered that for whatever mysterious hard to work out reason smart people don't agree with you.

Fuck off back to pol

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daily reminder that if you are still in high school you have absolutely no right to be miserable
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>>36518466
whats the story behind (OP)'s picture
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daily reminder that if you aren't a high school dropout then you have absolutely no right to call yourself a robot
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>>36518483
its fake; 2 pictures spliced together

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>tfw normies actually use all 20
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>isn't that the woman's job
>originally
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>>36518464
No, being on the pill is the woman's job. You have to bring the condoms
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I wonder how long it takes an average couple to go through all 20. I bought a 100-pack and have only used 36 so far, it sucks so much (inb4 normie, REEEE).

>>36518464
No.

How can we carry on this conversation by remaining autistic and cringey as possible without losing her?
not a dubs thread
all /Tinder Bread/
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holy shit
kek
kek
kek
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Ask her if she's familiar with the intricacies of the fedora flipping game
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>>36518401
>he gets matches on tinder

i havent gotten one yet

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Sexuality is a system of social hierarchy

It's a fact, I mused to myself, that in societies like ours sex truly represents a second system of differentiation, completely independent of money; and as a system of differentiation it functions just as mercilessly. The effects of these two systems are, furthermore, strictly equivalent. Just like unrestrained economic liberalism, and for similar reasons, sexual liberalism produces phenomena of absolute pauperization.
Some men make love every day; others five or six times in their life, or never. Some make love with dozens of women; others with none. It's what's known as `the law of the market'. In an economic system where unfair dismissal is prohibited, every person more or less manages to find their place. In a sexual system where adultery is prohibited, every person more or less manages to find their bed mate. In a totally liberal sexual system certain people have a varied and exciting erotic life; others are reduced to masturbation and solitude. Economic liberalism is an extension of the domain of the struggle, its extension to all ages and all classes of society. Sexual liberalism is likewise an extension of the domain of the struggle, its extension to all ages and all classes of society.
Certain people win on both levels; others lose on both. Businesses fight over certain young professionals; women fight over certain young men; men fight over certain young women; the trouble and strife are considerable.
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>Sexuality is a system of social hierarchy
Yes, you are correct. Your sexual market value (perceived rather than real) will determine your status in the sexual market place.

Clearly, you are intelligent. Yet it's also clear you've come to such a detailed external observation because you are indeed on the outside, or so it seems.
If you are an autistic neet virgin who just cannot figure out why your position isn't higher in the sexual market place, let me give you some advice.
Check out Chateu Heartiste. He will redpill you on SMV, the sexual marketplace dynamics, and women in general.
Check out Masterful-Lover. There you will learn what (quality, mentally healthy) women value the most, and how to give it to them.

For you, start covering the basics.
Dress well.
Eat well
Sleep well.
Exercise.
Raise your testosterone levels naturally (google it).
Be social, ideally by doing things you enjoy that will involve meeting women. DON'T become a PUA that harasses women in desperation. Always be yourself.

Advanced:
Learn 'Elite Online Dating' from Swooptheworld
Travel to a country where you will have a higher SMV
Realize there's millions of women out there for you, you can get them, and you can do so without pickup lines.
Return home with new perspective, cool memories, and life experience.
Learn not to stress so much about the sexual market you live in - because there are others - or your own SMV; you can change it.

Starting right now.
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>>36518323
Is this Houellebecq?
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>>36518930
Will any of that make you taller or give you a wider clavicle, or a more masculine face?

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>be me
>watching tv news with my mom
>messi appears
>'Look at him, he is so short'
>But mom he is 170 (5'7)
>'So?'
>I'm 167 (5'5)
>'B-but you dont look short!'
FUCK, MY MOM CALLED ME MANLET IN MY OWN FACE, MY OWN MOTHER, MY MOTHER, I CANT BELIEVE THIS, I'M NOT ANGRY OR SOMETHING BECAUSE IM JUST TIRED OF LIFE BUT DANM, IS SO SAD, MY MOM COULD HAVE MARRIED A TALL GUY BUT SHE WAS TOO LAZY AND SHY AND MARRIED A SHORT GUY
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>be 5'4
literally what my mom does to me and shes 4'9
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>>36518308
why tell people of your manlet status
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You should just end it now

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>Be 17 yo Skinny Indian dude.
>No friends
>Sibling is a wannabe white-trash
>Busy parents
>Lonely browsing YouTube
>Comes to know about deepweb
>Feels adventurous
>Downloads Tor
>Gets VPN
>Lurks for days
>Finds nothing
>No CP
>No Red Room
>No Silk Road
>No Snuff
>No Assassins
>Yes Drugs
>Fuck it Imma out
>Downloads Candid(Anonymous App, rampant with underage normies and weebs)
>Posts about deepweb
>Meets a guy who knows stuff
>A fuckin Filipino
>Filipino seems like a nice guy
>Filipino tells me he's an insider
>Filipino produces Snuff
>Filipino worked for Peter Scully
>Filipino has Daisy's destruction video
>Filipino says he can vouch for me
>Filipino says he has an invite for Red Room to be broadcasted on Valentines Day
>Filipino asks me to send him my nudes
>I send him my dick pics
>Filipino asks me to Jizz for him
>Me clicks and sends him my penis outpouring semen
>Filipino asks to see my face while I cum.
>Sends him my fap face.
>Filipino thanks and tells me It was a test of trust and I've passed it.
>Filipino asks me to wait while he faps.
>Me waits for a second
>Filipino Blocks me instead
>Now I have trust issues
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>>36518281
He could've used those nudes for blackmail, you know that, right?
Consider yourself lucky.
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>>36518379 I'm a dude and my dick is average what wrong could possibly go?
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>>36518281
Never send your face. Ever. What is wrong with you?

Learn from this.

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I JUST WOKE UP FROM ONE WHERE MY ONEITIS BROKE UP WITH HER BOYFRIEND FOR ME. IT FELT SO GOOD AND REAL.

WTF IS THIS SUPPOSED TO MEAN ? THAT SHE LIKES ME ? I SWEAR TO GOD IF THEY'RE JUST MADE TO MAKE US FEEL GOOD BEFORE WE HAVE TO RETURN TO HELL I'D RATHER FUCKING KILL MYSELF
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THE SAME HAPPENED TO ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>36518237
I am sorry brother


Nzjedbdjjfnfndbcnddj
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doesn't mean anything except that you've been thinking about her a lot

Don't kill yourself, she's just a girl

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>ate so little I almost passed out yesterday
Being a skeleton is suffering
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>>36518168
Have you tried eating?
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eat more then, you fucking retart
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>>36518168
Its atleast 10 times worse being fat

"I like folk punk because ___________"

Days N Daze - Misanthropic Loner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0dUnoecoZ0

My Pizza My World - Stomach Knots & Alcohol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UPI3vtAMJc

Johnny Hobo and The Freight Trains - New Mexico Song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PT-IaGX-tiI

Ramshackle Glory - Your Heart Is A Muscle The Size Of Your Fist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pC3IrqUpm9U

Pat 'The Bunny' Schneeweis - We Are All Compost In Training
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8StJq2DNmaE

Ghost Mice - How It Sounds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xt1g3LCsDQ

Andrew Jackson Jihad - Big Bird
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7xuhA3cj78

The Wild - There's a Darkness (but There's also a Light)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-T6QxAeZCRE
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>>36518166
i like folk punk because it's raw, theres emotion in the words

also great list op
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>Days n Daze
Pretty much all that's left

>Pat
RIP. He was always in front of the pack for a reason and he made the right call getting off when he did.

>AJJ (Formally Andrew Jackson Jihad)
Panic at the Disco-esque sellouts. Their first few albums are good, but obviously the band ended at Knife Man. Fresh Quarter/French Jihad was probably their peak.

>Ghost Mice
I'm glad Chris is still doing stuff .
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What about defiance Ohio?

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A girl smiled at me
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>Make eye contact with the girls at work
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>>36518154

She wants your dick senpai


did you imagine life together
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>>36518188
Yes, fuck you fuck you

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>tfw no polemarch bf
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>>36518094
>tfw wasting my time because you never respond and don't even have a pussy
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>>36518094
>tfw no tomoki posting bf
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You are my favourite anon in the world

Do you like you gf upbeat and optimistic, or cynical and pessimistic? I want a happy gf, I need someone to counter balance my bitterness.
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I prefer Starfire over Raven
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>>36517995

I want someone more pessimistic/cynical. Having different personalities can cause a disconnect. She might not understand why I feel the way I do and get mad at me. Or her upbeat attitude could get on my nerves pretty fast if she's overly positive/naive
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i guess the latter

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So how many times do you manage to get banned?

Also: your last ban.

I start - /tv/ just banned me for 3 days.
For what? Starting a "who will play X in the inevitable biopic" thread (my first one, actually).

Meanwhile all the autists create threads about interracial porn, anime, lolis, politics and basically anything non-/tv/ related.

Tell me about your bans!
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>>36517922
Sneaky mod :^)
If you did your job right i wouldn't be here.
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>>36517935
In the sense of fucking do your job and moderate the board without being a corrupt fuck.
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>>36517922
Still Op here:

Also my very first ban was completely fair, by the way.
They banned me for about a day for baneposting (also on /tv/).

I completely had it coming.
Still, I was proud, cause I managed to evade the mighty BanHammer for looong, long years, which is very nice.

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>you will never end up in a fictional high school in America during the 50s
why even live?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TOxhzAm7fY
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Jokes on you, I already have long hair for a pomp and a leather jacket.
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>>36518338
Go to bed Fonzie.
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>a decade of racism
>a decade of sexism
>a decade of homophobia
>a decade where alternative lifestyles were seen as criminal and mental illness
> a decade where food products and medicinal practices can kill you
> a decade where dental surgery and childbirth is extremely painful


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