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>>37734383
They want to feel original, too bad when they are stupid and ink themselves with something generic like
>butterflies
>comic characters
>said bible verses
My grandfather was a sailor, he tattooed himself name of every city it's port he visited on his back, map of the world on his belly and chest and anchor on his right arm. It looked fucking cool and when I saw it he already was ~60.
I personally wouldn't ink myself, it's too permanent. I'd get bored with it week after.

Because they choose to affirm their identity through their external appearance instead of internalizing their values to become the person they imagine themselves being

it's an accessory

>>37734313
>What's for dinner robots 06/15

Your mom's asshole

Are you fat? If not how do you contain your weight

>>37734313
chili and cheese covered burritos with other stuff
t. skelly

aw he's cute tho, why u gotta make fun of him like that

>>37734518
KEEP YOUR SEXUAL WILES TO YOURSELF.
MY VIRGINITY IS SAFE.

>>37734267
Why is his face so young yet his hairline is so bald?

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I WANT TO BE NORDIC ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR I WOULDNT HAVE TO KILL MYSELF IF I HAD A COMFY NORDIC GOVERNMENT SUBSIDIZED HOUSING ILL FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCKING KILL YOU KISAMA NIGGER DELETE YOUR FUCKING POST

>>37734169
I really wish I could be a NEET, but I don't think that's feasible in South Africa.
feelsbadmang

>>37734233
stupid nigger. get off my board

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how accurate does this pic describe you op

>>37734306
what. I dont get waht you mean

>>37734325

That's a fox begging to take a suckle from the teat of god

>>37734157
a dude dressed in white draged me off of it and i was crying like a little pussy

not my proudest moment of life

It smelt a bit weird, but I started having the strange urge to bury my face in it, and so I did.

>>37734186
>tfw mom had a c section
>literally have never seen or touched a vagina

>>37734110
reddit is not comfy

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Bumping the thread!

oregano

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>>37734110

I always post camper and RVs in these kind of threads...

>>37734104
>Cannibal Corpse
>Literally the most normie Death Metal band
DSBM is the most robot metal genre

metal isn't comfy

>>37734240
>metal isn't comfy
Wrong.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFYsuQoi6ew

Go to the hospital or
Something man

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Pretty average.
What about that hammer? Must be cool to hit women's uterus with the knot and hear an unclogging sound.

>>37734147
this better be bait, mait

>>37733992
I'll have a beer, still didn't get my oneitis back, life sucks.

>>37733992
I need to study for this exam next wednesday, but it's so hard to concentrate...

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>>37734105
How old are you man ? It might be the time to stop having crushes.

>>37733861
Stop staring at computer screen 24/7
Sounds gay but try coconut oil under yer eyes for the Vitamin E

>>37733861
Vitamin D
Concealer

>>37733861
Mines are really bad. People asked if I had been beaten up in school and that's why my eyes are black. I've tried everything and nothing seems to work, I've just learned to live with the fact that my eyes will always be black as fuck.

At some point during high school a friend of mine kicked me in the nuts. The nuts themselves hurt like hell but the worst part is your abdomen feels like it's on fire. Fell down the stairs as well when I was writhing in pain, but that was nothing in comparison.

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>>37733853
>8th grade year 2009
>people started doing a thing called nutcheck
>girls stops me
> I say "what up"?
>NUTCHECK
>back hands my nutsack in full force
>fall to the floor in agony and pain
>girl and Jr high Chad laugh at me and call me virgin

I wouldn't know because it never happened to me

You can do nothing to stop them.

Have them learn from their mistakes.

>>37733846
Never joined a r9k discord what's it like?

>>37733868
inside joke cancer, wannabe trannies, general attention whoring, mixed in with a little r9k "celebrity" gossip. needless to say, it's a cesspool.

>>37733837
Around the 16th episode if I remember well, even if the build up start from the first.

>>37733837
at episode 24 it starts getting good.
just ignore everything before that. episodes 24, 25, 26 are the only ones worth watching

>>37733837
I saw is a few years ago.

from what I recall it's like anything else, some episodes are better then others and the further along you get the more fleshed out the characters are to you.

basically shinji is a beta and the world ends, muh anxiety

muh girls

muh robots

muh being a weeb

Kill yourself, jealous roastie. She's the most talented singer-songwriter of the century and she has an ass that would make a nigger faint.

>>37733794
i'm not jealous of the deception that won her her husband. her voice sounds like a downie yodeling and her ass is fat. she's 35 but looks 50. i wouldn't even be jealous if he married someone else. he deserves better than her though. i stand by everything i have said.

>>37733794
>most talented singer-songwriter of the century
a mighty kek indeed