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What do you want to do for a career? Why?

Will you achieve it?
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I want to be an engineer
I already achieved it

Now what?
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>>34167217
I want to become a black pornstar.
So I can laugh about all these robot cucks and fuck beautiful women ever day with my big black cock.
I won't achieve it since I'm white with a 6' dick.
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>>34167217
wanted to be a historian
family pressured me into medschool

I'm about to fail everything though. My chances of dropping out and returning to the simple life of a NEET are high.

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What do you do to keep yourself preoccupied with living?

The things that keep you from becoming a mass murdering school shooter or suiciding in your room.

For me its skateboarding. It makes me feel free to put on my Cons or Vans grab one of my boards and shred down some hills and streets not giving a fuck. It makes me imagine like im riding away from all the pain in my life.
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>>34167159

How long have you been skateboarding ? When did you start ? Advice for old(20 something) beginners ?
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mountain biking during the day, night walks at night
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>>34167436

i am also a fan of converse, OP

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>Work at a mental hospital
>Some punk kid won't eat
>we put a tube in her nose
>I keep telling her she needs more protein in her diet
>One day she fucks up her room and pukes on the floor to spite me
>'Clean it up you wagecuck' she shouts at me
>mad as FUCK
>I have to prepare her BOOST for her next snack
>It's Very Vanilla
>the boost is so creamy white
>Hear her laughing at some stupid youtube video in the other room
>This fucking cunt
>I take off my pants
>A few minutes later I come in with her 'boost' already in a feeder bag
>'why is it so... warm?' she asks as she hooks the bag up to her feeding tube
>I warmed it up for you sweatheart
>'Th... thanks' she says her eyes dewy
>none of that now... just remember to eat all your boost... you have 15 minutes
>back in the prep room a bottle of very vanilla bost sits unopened.....
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>>34166390
>work at hospital
>qt girl has to drink boost
>she can't leave until she does it
>she won't drink boost
>i can just stay there and pet her all night
>mfw
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>ywn force feed a hot suffragette in the early 1900s
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You should get fired and fined for abuse you piece of shit

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Tell us about your virginity. I passed the point of no return last year. What kind of wizardry should I specialize in?
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>>34165578
Hi yes I'm virgin. 28.

>I passed the point of no return last year.
You mean you're a true wizzie?
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>>34166625
Nah, according to the chart. I'm 21. Haven't talked to a female in... 2 years maybe? I don't even know but around that time I finished school.
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>15
>middle school badass
What kind of 15 yr is still in middle school

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Does anyone have the personnality tier list to share please ?

INTJ reporting in
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Reeee shit tier INFP here
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>>34165529
>Everytime I do this I get a different one.
It's bs desu
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ENTP? How good or bad is this?

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>tfw Mackenzie has been ravaged by black cocks
There's multiple videos out there
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>>34164885
Who? And where are the vids?
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>>34164885
yeah pls link
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>>34164914
>>34164940
A "fembot" and the vids have been posted in multiple threads, just filter for her name in the archive

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Who is the better waifu?
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>>34164621
both
if you want to make me choose ill fight you on the street
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The one in the chair looks like a fucking goblin, the one with the hair dryer looks like an average slut. Nice.
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>>34164621

Palvinfu, I think Cara is ugly.

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who here /drugaddicted/? I used to work really hard and began taking modafinil and adderall every day to be the best wagecuck I could be. For now Im burned out and i sit at home. the problem is I keep taking the pills. I want to get back to wagecucking and it would be best to reset tolerance for a while, but its really hard.

I'd like to take this stuff for the rest of my life. It worked wonders for my productivity.
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I'm a Dxm junkie
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>>34162423
>I'd like to take this stuff for the rest of my life
You can't, it'll fry your reward centers and become cardiotoxic in longer periods. Just stop taking them until you need them for work, there are much worse withdrawals than stimulants.
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was addicted to opiates this time last year. I quit mostly in May, but I still take suboxone recreationally from time to time. my tolerance isn't nowhere near what it used to be, so $20 for a strip that gets me high 4 times is a sweet deal. I do miss the heavier opiates though, like dilaudid or heroin. those were some fun times but I can't go back, it damn near killed me.

aside from that I smoke weed pretty regularly, and will take the occasional benzo. Went through a coke phase last year but haven't touched it in months. the quality has gone way down where I'm at

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Do you have a degenerate sister?
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Yup. She's just turned 14 and I can already see it coming. Bitch used 6gb of our data in two weeks on snapchat and Instagram.
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Please be nice to your sisters guys, its a tough world for women
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>cuckdad is actually smiling at his daughter flashing he ass

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tell me your tales drinks are on the house tell me whats been going on in your life good or bad everyone's welcome
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rip this thread
lol it didn't last long
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Well things are going pretty good I guess. How bout you Op
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I'll take a room temperature water, you know, diarrhea still. So I found this girl on the internet and I'm exactly her type and she wants to take my virginity. She's gonna move to the other side of the world soon and my condition won't get better in time for that.

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cuties you know irl that make you feel depressed because you know you will never hold/caress them...
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I'm sure she doesn't even know or care I exist...
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god I want to fuck her so bad,

im a very original person (not)
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hey name is mckenzie and I want to do illegal things to her...

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kHXwpKHyni

Vocaroo thread
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When I opened that picture I was expecting a glorious pair of hairy female armpits.

You left me very disappointed.
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>>34155217
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Yko9cuhonl

What kind of jobs do ya'll have?
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A version of this thread exists, this just excludes those without jobs.
>>34131644

That said, for me it is 25 | BA Pol Sci | Paralegal | $42,000.
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>>34152291
None, I'm not a wagekek.

I'll have to become one soon though, money is almost out and I get no NEETbux.
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>>34152291
I'm a sometimes cameraman, mostofthetimes neet

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Word to the wise: it's not smart to make an Imouto angry. They have a tendency to rip arms from sockets.

Let the Imouto win
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First for that Laura is actually a guy.
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Third for pure loving.
>>34149918
Stop slandering Laura >:(
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Another one loI :D

(I Love twenty one pilots and vaporwave lol)

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Dear A,

Please take the hint and leave me alone.

I do not forgive you for what you did.

We're not both as bad as each other, you're just a cunt.

I regret meeting you. I regret trusting you. Most of all I regret sharing a large portion of my life with you.

Deep down I always knew you were scum, but I suppressed it because I wanted us to work.

Go to hell you selfish, impulsive piece of shit.

- Somebody who once loved you
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Dear E,

Thank you for making me feel so loved.
I'm too shy to tell you but you make me feel like a truly special individual.

One day I'll repay you.

-R
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Dear E,

I hope you're bitching due to your fucking period, you bitch. Losing good friends is worse than losing love. Why would you care about a fucking opinion I not only hold but i've told you about before?

Good fucking night, lot's of love.
-G.
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Dear multiple initials

I am not the clean cut salt-of-the-earth gentleman you expect me to be. That ship sailed long ago. We have very different lives, different perspectives, and no amount of bible-bashing, therapy, intimidation, harassment, or commitments is going to change that. Why can't you just accept that and leave me alone? All I've ever wanted was to be left alone. I'm in my 20's, it's not your "duty" anymore. Leave me alone. I'm allowed to choose how I live, I'm allowed to associate and disassociate with whoever or whatever I want. Just leave me the fuck alone.

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