>go to community college to get life together
>every class is filled to the brim with obnoxious stacies and their beta orbiters
What the fuck do I do guys
>never go to class
>mfw I still pass
pretty comfy desu, i'm studying for an english degree.
have fun waging at starbucks, normie
>camp educators decide to organize a "Send an anonymous gift" activity
>had spare money so gave 3 random people chocolate tablets (I used human proxies to send them and made sure they haven't told them my name)
>go back in my room and start playing my GBA games on my phone
>one of the educators peeks in my room
>"Anon,you've got a gift!"
>take a look at it
>it's a paper-made teddy bear holding letters
>I immediately guess that the gift is from a girl
>still wanted to confirm my deduction
>"Mr.Educator,can you tell me if the person that sent me this is a boy or a girl?"
>"it's from a girl,Anon."
>I start taking out the letters out of teddy-bear's hands and start reading them
>they are all normie-tier life advices like "be yourself" or "no one is special like you"
>back then,I haven't started lurking on 4chan so I was genuinely happy about them
Cont. inside the thread
>fast forward to the end of the day
>we are about to find out who were the ones that gave us the gifts
>everyone of us gets up and describes the gift that they have received and the person that gave them the gift stands up
>I also stand up when the 3 people described the chocolate I sent them
>I am the last one to describe his gift
>so far,only 3 people haven't recieved any gifts
>I get up
>"I recieved a paper-made teddy bear full of motivational letters"
>everyone goes silent
>a girl gets up
>9/10 girl,chocolate-like tan
>open up my mouth to thank her for the gift
>she cuts me off and tell me the most painful words I have ever heard a girl say to me
>"the gift wasn't for you"
>she goes on about how she described the person she wanted to send the gift to but the educator might have fucked up the details and gave the gift to me instead
>I offer to give the gift back and the letters too
>even as a kid,I noticed a disgusted glare out of her eyes
>wanted to insist but felt like I shouldn't push it
>after that,we all go back to our rooms
>while in the dark,I decide to use my phone to read the letters again
>the more I read them,the more I tear up
>the letters show how much of a nice person she is
>remember the glare she gave me
>i have a rage fit and begin ripping every letter in pieces
>I cried myself to sleep that night
>next day,bright red eyes from crying all night
>the educators tried to cheer me up by telling me normie stories from their childhood how "girls would accidentally give them gifts"
>since that day,I have learned to never trust girls for what they are
Pic related in the first post is the teddy-bear. I still kept it as a memo from my childhood.
Sorry for shit quality. I don't own any cutting-edge smartphones with double cameras on the back
Women? Sex? What's so great about those things? Just focus on your training Anon!
Well /r9k/, what's your verdict on this stupid new meme that /pol/ has concocted?
Is having a daughter the ultimate form of being a cuckold? You raise this sweet little girl for 18 years or so, paying for everything, just for some Chads to come around and fuck the shit out of her and get her knocked up.
>Guiz is having sex with women cuckholding?
>Is putting my penis inside a womans vagina pretty much the same as getting cucked?
>Guys is having children with a woman gay?
>Guys is sucking on a womans clit basically just as gay as deepthroating a penis?
The mental gymnastics you gay people have is astonishing.
It's 2017, it's ok to be a bisexual degenerate, now fuck off.
Can a qt mexican girl please be my gf?
I promise I will be very polite and treat you very nicely :3
>yfw you'll never rescue her in the nic of time from zeta death squads ready to peel her face off.
>white co-worker begins spouting IQ statistics
I want to stab this fucker in the face so much, not only is he an obnoxious white faggot that can't stop pestering me but now he's a racist obnoxious white faggot
If he continues this shit I will complain to HR that he called me a nigger to get rid of him
I just took 10 of these (30mg vyvanse)
What am I in for?
>work at McDonalds
>5 ft 7
why haven't I killed myself
can't fix ugly, bro. Now drop and give me 300.
Yea that's shitty. Work on little things. One by one.
Start by not eating trash, at all.
Go to the gym. That helps your confidence.
Stop wasting your freetime
Find a hobby that is productive/constructive.
It takes little steps, one by one, and don't be harsh with yourself as you are trying to improve yourself.It will not be hard to feel much better about yourself. Trust me.
Would it be possible to pay a girl to act like my ex-girlfriend?
What the hell is wrong with kids under 10 these days?
They're all glued to a screen 24/7 and have a meltdown without their minecraft videos and fidget spinners.
Not to mention they're all sensitive little snowflakes.
Who's fault is this?
>tfw you`re almost mid twenties and you act like this
now that the dust has settled, who wins?
hello robots, I need help to memorize a Shakespeare sonnet, number 45. you will be given many tendies and good boy points.
There's postcolonial studies, women's studies, queer studies but there doesn't seem to be any study you can take that resolves around bitter virgin losers.
You guys are massive pussies. There's people who interact with the most dangerous parts of life but you guys are literally afraid of even the most basic shit. 1st graders have more balls than you.
I need a qt Aryan girlfriend right now!
All Aryan girls are being dicked by Ali and Mohammad. Pic related is lost anon, face it.
I love you /r9k/. You've been there out for me for all those years. Lets have a nice, comfy music thread. Where we could all sit and enjoy this moment.
Here's some nice music for you, guys.
my comfy go to.
sounded pretty generic at first. when it built up steam it had some interesting melodies and rhythms, not necessarily my style but I think it's pretty good objectively speaking
throwing in something as well