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>>39112992
I sure hope so friend

>>39112992
the only good citizen is a centrist citizen.

>poland raped by nazis and soviets at the same time
>thinks centrism is why poles hate both sides

That guy in the back trying to hide his excitement that the foods about to arrive.

Look at that plate! That's a ton of fucking food. He's about to dig in. I envy him...

>>39112858
I feel she's trying to melt me with her eyes and smile.

>>39112858
Who really thinks about this? Im too busy trying to find my place in my own life and trying to understand the feelings of loneliness and hate i have towards myself and trying to determine if what i feel is valid and real and not just my imagination to think about eating dinner with women.

Also post short-haired qts in this thread

Oi cunts, hurry up and post.

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>>39112864
Okay.
Go ahead and rage at my shit taste. It only makes me stronger.

>>39113107
What's the hurry anon.

Also thread related, my imouto called us today to proclaim she'll be sleeping in my bed until I get home because "you left your new comfy pillow, stupid"

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I didnt ask a girl out for 6 years only to find out later she was into me

>>39112789
Sperged out due to psychosis

>>39112789
I let a gay guy have sex with me because to beta to say no pretty sure that tops everyone

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>>39112771
>wake up
>feel like your about to have a nosebleed
>feel like you could collapse at any moment
>muscles are mostly strained and your body aches all over
It hurts anon.

>>39112771
isnt that good though? youll be a nice and stronk boy in no time..

>>39112771
>>100 pushups
>i cant do 5
fuck me man

I'm going to start stacking normie bodies one of these days

jk

>>39112754
Watch first episode.

Autist shilling about antarctica.

>Mfw I've been fantasizing about living in antarctica

>>39112754
>puts himself out there
>ends up with roastie gf who controls what he says
Not even once.

It's 2017

You're dating a tranny

Get over it

probably not, just has a long face
shoulders and collarbones are pretty feminine

>>39112681
>masculine jawline
Of course not, OP. You're perfectly fine. (S)he might be into pegging

>>39112675
pakis fucking out right fucking now

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2nd for fuck avatar fags

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>>39112706
>pakis fucking out right fucking now
um, no sweetie

>>39112476
Few months ago, i really realised what a loser i am

How was your childhood?

>>39112785
Elementary school was pretty great, went downhill at about eight grade or so

What's the last thing you fapped to?

>>39112837
Video from rk with karen fisher and juli cash.

Whats the last song you listend to?

> Would you accept a gf

Yes

>>39112470
>would you accept
i would prefer
>not wanting to be physically dominated by your gf in bed

Would she accept me? No she wouldn't.

>>39112419
Go back to attention seeking somewhere else.

>>39112457
come on anon, don't ruin the fun

>>39112419
>tfw when male but have girls mental illness
at least the welfare bux are good here

i really dont know what to do
i cant do it anymore
please help

>>39112320
What meds do you want?

>>39112435
do you have any xanax
i couldnt get it prescribed to me
and anything else that you think would help the pain go away and will make me sleep

She wants the D my man

Step siblings aren't blood related she's good to go bro

>>39112309
>getting in an argument over a free peek at real life pussy
You gay or something, dawg?

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>>39112341
>only takes getting a free peek at real life pussy from the OP
You twelve or something, dawg?

>>39112301
Too dumb to be depressed like other races. Hell there was even black guy who was a mass shooter and he actually sounded depressed and got treated like shit in his life. I have never seen a crazy depressed black woman. They just yell and scream.

>>39112301
They're too busy beating their boyfriends and every other male who doesn't conform to them.

>>39112301
Women have lower testosterone levels than men so they are less likely to commit violent crime.

>>39112023
Poison the cock. It'll look like it died of natural causes.

>>39112023
file a noise complaint, mate

Where do you live? Roosters are illegal in my area to own.
You can do that or find out if your neighborhood has an Homeonwner's Association