>senior year in high school
>typical loser, no real friends, virgin, spend his weekends in front of a screen
>parents gone for two weeks
>casual buddy suggests to throw a party
>"It will be make you popular and the host ALWAYS gets laid"
>the guy invites the whole fucking school to my house, facebook event with almost 200 people invited
>"It will all be good man"
>friday night comes
>actually pretty excited, this will be my night
>already spend like 100 dollars on food and alcohol
>9pm first people arrive, it's all good
>around 15 people in my house, I'm actually having fun, listenting to music etc.
>think it's pretty much over now and most people just decided not to go to my party
>suddenly a group of another 15 people arrive
>this goes on and at 11pm there are around 70 people in my house and garden
>people sitting and spilling stuff everywhere but at least nothings broken yet
>by midnight there are at least 100 people at the party
>people begin going upstairs, downstairs, they're in all rooms I haven't locked
>people playing beer pong inside, eating stuff from my fridge, looking at my things
>basically run around with paper towels all the time and clean after things
>maybe have like one conversation in 3 hours because I'm always in a hurry
>1am and the party is at its height, roughly 120 people here right now
>house is packed, people dancing in my fucking living room
>I've totally lost control
>too drunk to do anything about it really
>too upset to enjoy the moment
>run around the house and look after things until 4am when the last people go home
>decide to just go to bed
>no ones there
>realize how fucking dirty my house is right now
>cups and bottles everywhere, floors and carpets spilled with shit, table and chairs broken, multiple things missing
>clean up for 6 hours and the house looks somewhat ok now, still alot of shit is broken
>parents gonna kill me
>didn't talk with anyone
>didn't get laid
>still a loser but with 100 dollars less and a broken house
Don't throw a house party, anon. You will the same loser as before but your house will be trash and you'll have the disgusting feeling of people using you.
>want to switch from booze to weed
>live in shit state
>robot, so not good with people
>research states on legal weed
>wtf it's shit prices
>don't want to move to hot state cal. nor washinton because they're no tourist weed
>after research learn oregon blue
>must apply for med card first
>two hundred dollars for med card
>colorado claiming that they're not even making money as overpriced as it all is
>keep hearing that the derp web is suffering to buy it from
So I should just shoot a random nigger that smells like it and hopefully he has the seeds, then, right?
Oregon rains 5-7 days a week 9 months of the year. It's just a constant grey depressing drizzle that never stops. Most people don't even bother using umbrellas it's just damp and mouldy and there's moss everywhere. There isn't shit for jobs. Renting a place is damn near impossible and Portland smells like an open sewer there's so many homeless. It's the most liberal sjw cuck state there is, unless you live outta town and like you some meth.
what are you guys doing up so late?
I was having a beer with my cousin and believe it or not I confessed him that I really want to hire a trap and lose my virginity.
He wasn't shocked at all, he told me that I shouldn't do it because aids and that kind of stuff, then we moved on another topic.
and yeah, I realize that I spoke too much, damn it, I hope he forgets about this.
hey nerd, please look at my face you when speak to me
what kind of person randomly insults people? you have issues famalamdingdong
>turns 360 and kills himself
>AVG free detects "generic malware" with some temp files
>not sure if false positive or if I will have my ID/money/life stolen
Who paranoia here?
>not uninstalling all 3rd party antiviruses on Windows and using its integrated Defender
Seriously, it performs more or less the same level as most paid-only shit-protecting soft, but doesn't force you to send your shekels somewhere and see all those annoying pop-ups.
>straight fags actually think they're in control
let them think their efforts aren't in vain. this is just the calm before the storm
Nobody cares about normie straight fags, I'm here for muh bois
its almost like this individual who happens to be jewish has some sort of ulterior motive....
really get the neurons firing
i dont know much about either guy but i've seen some videos of the beanie hat guy and they were pretty funny. it seems like his whole gimmick is to find annoying people on youtube and be exasperated with them, and from the news articles i've read about the jake paul guy he seems pretty obnoxious making him a perfect target. so its just a case of knowing what your audience wants and giving it to them.
>did a single mother raise you?
>where you too atatched to each other and huged and kissed all the time?
>are you looking for a replacment wich you will never find?
>do you blame her for it?
>>did a single mother raise you?
>>where you too atatched to each other and huged and kissed all the time?
no, we don't touch each other
>>are you looking for a replacment wich you will never find?
>>do you blame her for it?
Hey dont want to alarm you, but I think random sequences of events that happened before are being repeatedly hinted at every new day. Say for instance you watch a movie where they wont stop talking about iodine. The very next day you turn on the tv and someone is mentioning iodine. The song on the radio is called iodine. Your family member mentions iodine.
I dont want to discourage you, but I think something is going wrong but its almost impossible to explain without sounding insane
I'm being totally serious when I say this; I experienced the same thing and it was the beginning of a serious mental problem, peaking with a psychotic episode that left me in hospital. You're not thinking rationally right now
>Don't want a relationship, fine on my own
>Sight of couples don't bother me
>Have lots of male friends
>Jerk off every night
>14 year old roastie lies about her age to get close to me
>Tells me shes 16
>Not fucking around with younger kids, don't need to be arrested
>Still contacts me and tries to hang around me
>Develops an emotional connection with me
>Should have cut her off, but remained "friends"
>Was really wierd
>She tells me about her life
>Roastie claimed to have schizophrenia, and split personality disorder
>Named her split personality "Shadowis"
>Has a bad relationship with her family
>She sperged hard enough in public one weekend during a panic attack and ended up getting shipped to a mental treatment clinic in the next town over
>Her insane cellmate scratched her with a paperclip and she got released early and shipped to an actual hospital
>Family came and visited her
>Told her that there was going to be reforms in their house, that they're going to take her phone and computer away, and that they are taking her off her fake medication
>She gets extremely upset
>Messages everyone on Facebook that she is having a massive panic attack and might die
>Escapes hospital somehow and hides in park for a night
>Police find her
>Family has to pay 500 dollars because she was trespassing after hours in the park
>Once she gets home, she runs away again, and hides at her friend's house
>Gone for two days and a police manhunt starts
>Mom gets messages on Facebook from her autistic friends telling her how selfish/what a bad parent she is
>Once roastie is found, she is immediately sent to a different mental clinic
>That same week, her mom's boyfriend leaves her mom, because he's had enough
>Mom had been dating him for almost 4 years
>With source of income and love gone, mom attempts to commit suicide
To be continued
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You don't have to have a relationship with her. But she sounds like the perfect girl to lose your virginity to. It's actually pretty normal for 14-15 year old girls to date 17-18 year old guys. All that mental problem family issues shit is pretty typical of teenage roasties. It's how sluts are born. You may as well take advantage of the opportunity while you have the chance. Just use a condom.
Why is waking up in the early morning before the sun rises (3-6) so fucking cozy? It doesn't happen often but when it does I fucking cherish it.
CAN WE FILTER THE WORD REDDIT TO 4CHAN
WE'RE THE SAME USERS ANYWAY
I just heard my parents talking about being disappointed in me behind my back. How did you feel when your family said that they are deeply disappointed in you?
I hate that I had to make this thread but you guys forced me to do it
My waifu. If you had her as waifu before you can't now. Thinking in lewd ways about her is strictly forbidden