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Who /communist/ here? Capitalcucks need not apply.
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>>35827130
DUHH I LOVE COMMINIMS I HAVE AUTISM MOMMY GIVE MILKY MY TINY PEEPEE NEDS SUCKY SUCK
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>>35827130
Antifa standing by, comrade
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>>35827141
This, communism is the way comrades.
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Anyone tried sleep deprivation as cure for depression?
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Doesn't work. Don't do it.
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>>35827115
i do it to mild down anxiety
if i know i gonna have to go out i don't sleep
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>>35827115
Attempted to
>15 hours awake I got a headache that ibuprofen covered well
>24 hours awake, getting muscle cramps and feel like I have a hangover
>36 hours awake, vision starts to get squiggles
>40 hours awake I got an intractable migraine
>48 hours awake, start to actually hallucinate mice and bugs
>55 hours awake, basically retarded and cannot function
>?? hours awake, start micronapping but that lasts only briefly before I lose consciousness
>wake up, its been 3 days and some change, feel like I've been beaten half to death and I'm alternating between crying and complete catatonia
Not worth it desu
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>Tornado warning
>just lay in bed and imagine what it would be like to die in a tornado
>tornado comes
>it tears the roof off your NEET shack
>sends you hurdling through the air
>the force of the wind and rain tears off your clothes
>finally its time to die
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svcAwJQFVwM starts playing
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please tornado, take me away
the only think i want to feel is the impact with the ground at 200mph
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no tornado to sweep you up to the wizard of oz
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oy00UwJweBw
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Fembots, be honest with me. Does your cunt stink?
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>>35827029
not a """""""fembot""""""""' but cunts aren't supposed to stink unless you have an infection
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Humans stink, it's fucking natural. That's the reason we created hygiene. A vagina will obviously stink if not washed, like everything else in our body. But fuck me, never get close to a pussy during a girls period, it stinks like pure death. In the shower is fine though.
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>>35827064
so wrong. period blood can be a very nice smell when fresh. it's only gross if you don't wash.
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>wake up
>slide out of bed and roll over to my pc
>still running the minecraft server from last night
>log in to my bank account to check how the NEET funds are doing
>notice that dear mum-mum hasn't paid her weekly $350 to her baby boi's account
>get my bitch stick and start banging the bedroom wall to wake her up
>hear other daddy groaning and muttering about getting that fat sperg to shut up
>keep shouting "mum. mum. mum" like Stewie in that Family Guy episode until she sleepily stomps into the room
>"sweetie, why are you up so early, what's the matter?"
>you fucking well know what's up you promised me McDonalds breakfast this morning the menu doesn't last all day bitch
>"oh but it's mother's day darling, don't you think mummy should get to save a little money as a treat for once?"
>"MOTHER'S DAY???" i screech
>with all the swiftness of a donkey and the elegance of a hippo I grab a pee-poo jug and launch my weight towards the door
>mum screams and barely gets out of the way to avoid my unstoppable mass
>I use my free hand to quickly swing around the doorframe into my parents room
>3rd daddy is lying there with a pillow over his head
>faintly hear mum plead for anon to stop as I dump the contents of the jar all over the bed
>the african in mums bed jumps awake yelling "YO WHAT the FUCK?"
>"GET THIS FREAK AWAY FROM ME I AIN'T PUTTING UP WITH THIS SPERG NO MORE"
>mum is sobbing while the new ex-Daddy grabs his stuff and storms out the house
>she defeatedly closes the door and turns to look at me, tears still in her eyes, as I let out a long fart from the landing
>"Happy Mother's Day" I say
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>>35826976
Needs more tendies
Bla bla bla robot
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>>35826976
How many years of sitting at a computer does it take to develop that posture?
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>>35828228
Some people develope it from the first time.scary!
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what set you down the path of social failure and maybe depression too anons?
what was the one singular event that made you inevitably go down that path?
ill tell you all mine first.
>be me when i was 14
>in school, normal day as any other
>math class
>teacher asks me a basic maths question
>cant answer the question quick enough because muh autism and im also really fucking stupid
>start to panic
>give wrong answer
>entire class laughs at me like its something out of a fucking comedy movie
>proceed to start crying like a little bitch
>social life just went down a massive cliff from that point on wards
God why.
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>>35826970
being ugly is the only correct answer
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I hung around with the same friend always, who were not so beneficial for me to get in contact with more (better) people.
At one point i felt so lonely that i decided to take action, otherwise i would be an autistic virgin like so many on 4chan.
I read the book "Book of Pook". This book confronts everything you think is normal to do.
Not even half of the book got me realising i behaved like a pathetic nice guy, vicious circling down to social anxiety.
I made subtile changes, which eventually led to major changes in my life.
Now i got my social life back, even got a girlfriend. Best book ever.
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>>35827168
fucking normie you aint welcome here no more
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How do you overcome social awkwardness? 2017-03-27 08:23:35 Post No.35826962
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How do you overcome social awkwardness?
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I don't have very good conversations with people. When I try to talk to people I get stuff all jumbled up because I'm processing in real-time. When a cute girl asked what I did over the break, I almost said "I-I browse 4chan and AFK in league" and she said "what the fuck is wrong with you?"
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>>35826962
become gay, its the only way
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Nice copying my fucking thread weirdo
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>>35826962
Take up contact sports
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>tfw fell for the "become a cute trap" meme
I need you guys to be honest with me, am I cute or no? I'm already growing tits from the hormones so there's no going back after this.
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..................
I have no words for you. If what you're saying is true, your lack of mental aptitude is beyond reason.
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>>35826952
>that facial hair shadow
rough stuff OP
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cant tell if mexican or arab or wtf
kys urself
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>join discord
>hear girl
>drop spaghetti and say something autistic
why am I like this
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>>35826947
Trying to approach a girl in discord is autistic by itself
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>>35827037
wasnt trying to she was just there but that was enough to tick the inner/outer sperg
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>>35826947
I have the same problem my voice cracked once
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Why are women such faggots?
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>>35826865
Why does everyone's dick in this site look so big and thicc. I thought the average dick is pretty small but everyone is posting their huge dongers.
I am tired of having a small dick
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>>35827748
5inch here iktf
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>>35827748
That dick isn't even very big.
Fuck sake, you're on the internet, watch more porn.
>therapist tells me that getting a job will help my recovery from depression and anxiety
>ohfuckno
>send some requests just so my parents and therapist think i'm actually trying
>get some responses
>reject most but one, so i can again say that at least i tried
>go to the interview
>give maybe the shittest interview in my life (complete with autistic mumbling and missing documents)
>get the job somehow
>ohshit.jpg
>"at least it may actually help me, right?"
>it fucking doesn't
>depression and anxiety coming back
>want to kill myself everyday
Fuck being a wagecuck
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>>35826841
WHATS THWE JOB?
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>>35826851
Cleaning in a cinema
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>>35826927
that's not too bad
is this your first job?
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>pull down pants to fap
>fish, ranch and bleach fill the room instantly
>pull up pants
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Go wash up kiddo
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>he doesn't enjoy the rancid smell of his unwashed penis
Fucking casual. It just makes me harder if anything.
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>pull down pants to fap
>jerk my flacid dick for a bit
>get hard
>cum
>repeat immediately after
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I bet a religious experience while high can fuck you up.
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>>35826796
I bet it's the only time you can have a religous experience!
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>>35826796
I've had one. Pretty cool desu. Check out the schizobot thread (lol), I don't really feel like typing it out again.
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>>35826796
When I was 19 I smoke pot, drank alcohol and took like 2mg of lorazepam in my room alone. I felt the holy spirit enter my body. I thought I had a tongue of flame over my head and everything. It was super fucking creepy because it felt like there was another person inside my body with me. It was super fucking unconfortable to not be the only person inside my body. I closed my eyes and waited until I fell asleep and the suffering would end.
I spent age 5 to 18 in private catholic schools. I stopped really believing the Catholic Church at 7. By my teen years I refused conformation because I didn't belive in God. I chocked this experience up to being high and it made me think prophets were high as fuck on drugs 2500 years ago.
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>older sister is sleeping
what do?
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OP is fake. This image is from a thread last night where a guy took pictures of a girl he fucked.
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>>35826778
take a picture of her acne ridden pancake ass
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>tfw you've been wasting enough time on r9k to get OPs reference
yay
im a jobless alcoholic please kill me
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Plush of this little guy? 2017-03-27 08:04:53 Post No.35826713
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Plush of this little guy?
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I know I would buy one
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Me too anon
Dumb pepe a cute
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pls post your peepees in this thread
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>>35826713
bello bis iz apu