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>"Other people rarely think of you as much as you think other people think of you" -- Brigid Kemmer

This is so fucking stupid

Obviously it doesn't apply to those other people because I'm the one thinking of them as much as I think they think of me

It's fucking wrong

Why do normies keep sharing this shit?
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remember that kid in 11th grade that did that humiliating thing? neither do i

that's the point, dumbass
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>>35627558

Yes I fucking do

Don't fucking tell me what I fucking do and do not remember

Motherfucker
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>>35627558
i remember all of ''those'' kids down to 1st grade. they all remember, what you're saying is a meme to make everyone feel better

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>Alcohol is a depressant
>It makes me feel better

What.......
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It begins as a stimulant but you hit a peak where it becomes a depressant.
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if you think that makes u feel better uve never tried benzos
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Depressant means it slows breathing and the nervous system. It's not just mood related as a word.

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>walk into your little sister's room and find him like this

what do?
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>>35627497
>sister
>him

kill yourself you dumb faggot
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>>35627497
i would fuck him silly like a good little sister should be used for
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You know I really fucking wish this cancer of transvestite worship would just stop because its so fucking stupid. You are literally staring at a MANS asshole because you think he looks like a girl sorta kinda. What is even the point if you want a girl stop being gay you are gay

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Natural selection has dictated that the strong will thrive in their environment while the weak die off. Women are attracted to aggressive/Chad men because theyre the alpha ones who are seen as strong and powerful, but with modern technology why is that youre still a beta robot who will never reproduce and die a virgin? We have tools we could use to end Chad/Stacys ways.
>Gym
>Sulfuric Acid
>Guns.
>Knives/blunt objects
>Computers
>Drugs
Strength wont matter in these situations. Humiliate him and make him cry on video and upload it to social media for all to see. Someone bullies you? bring a knife to school and it will stop, guaranteed. A Stacy whore that you want to fuck but despises you? take it by force. Society as a whole fucks you over? Click clack, etc.
In the end you will be the one they will fear, be traumatized about, let you skip in line, girls will submit to you out of fear, respect you and no one will ever fuck with you again.
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Ive seen it before, this manlet used to bully this girl, spit on her n shit, pull her hair and slap her. She would duck her head down when he was around. But she ended up fucking him and developed a sick fetish out of that shit.
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>>35627473
You can't be intimidating or taken seriously if you're short and fat.
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>>35627566
Yes you can.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E84VqqCPI7w

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TURN ON THE NEWS HOLY SHIT
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i baited you in here because i'm lonely... please talk to me
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>>35627452
good bait m8, fell for it
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>>35627468
s-so.. what're ya up to

How fucked are you if you grew up here?
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wtf how is that even west?
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>>35627398
I like the midwest. I think the people here (besides the niggers) are the most down to earth
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>>35627398
by my estimate, there are more Midwestern robits than any other one region
so the that should speak for itself

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Does anyone here play videogames to escape a relentless depression? I play dark souls a lot and could use some company running through a NG+ DLC
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Soul Level 118 and i'm on PS3. Could someone leave their summon sign near the Sanctuary Guardian bonfire?
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>>35627351
me every day when not gayming
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>>35627441
>PS3

Lol good luck finding people.

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2017 /r9k/ is so fast

Where are all of you coming from?
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next time, spoiler that shit you fucking bitch
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i was gone for a year or so. then i got banned from twitter a bunch of times and i need somewhere else to waste my life
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Some from /b/
Some come from /soc/ for attention
Some come from Redd it to try to either "cure" us or get their funny meems

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>tfw identity crisis
>literally don't know who the fuck I am
The worst part is that I remember all of the embarrassing shit I did while experimenting with different personalities.
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>>35627248

Anon, don't focus on identity, focus on your inner self.
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>>35627280
Fuck is that supposed to mean


refridgerator
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>>35627248
I know exactly what you are going through anon

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>There are infinite universes
>There are infinite different versions of you
>There's a version of you that has a qt trap wife
>It's not your version
>mfw
Why is the universe so shit?
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>>35627245
>believing in the multiverse theory, like a jackass.
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>trap wife
You mean husband anon?
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No, there is only one universe, but it's a universe with infinite possibilities. If you want a qt trap wife you can go right out and get one.

>be me at work today
>work at recreational center scorekeeing basketball games
>go to front desk to get a granola bar from my backpack
>guy comes up to the front desk while i'm there
>"hey can i use the pump?" (to fill the basketball up with air)
>"sure go ahead" i reply
>asks me if so-and-so is working today
>"what?" i couldn't fucking hear him correctly because electric pumps make a loud noise
>guy repeats the question
>still don't hear him, i just give a little chuckle because at this point i don't know what the fuck to say
>stand in awkward silence as he finished pumping up the ball
"thanks man"
"no problem"
Fucking cringe. Was this my fault for not hearing him or do people just need to speak the fuck up?
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>>35627157
>Couple years ago
>Work at Walgreens
>Front register, covering wheelchair guy's lunch (we called him hotwheels)
>Super uptight, bitchy looking middle aged woman comes up to check out
>ring her up, she gets cashback. $20, asks for all ones.
>I look at her and say "uh oh, someone's hitting the strip club tonight."
>Have a pretty good rapport with most customers, expected a chuckle.
>Instead get straight bitched out and talked down to for like 2 minutes
>Most uncomfortable 2 minutes of my life, wasn't aware my face could turn so red.
>Was standing next to my boss and my boss's boss when she called to complain.
>They both looked at me and giggled after they hung up the phone.

At least I got a chuckle.
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>>35627365
hahaha do you remember what she said?
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>>35627410
I remember her face, how embarrassed I was, and the resolution. She just yelled stuff about how unprofessional I was, disgusting, immature. How she didn't find that very funny etc etc etc. Old lady shit.

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I want to become a robot boy's plaything.

I want so badly to belong to someone. I want someone to own me and take care of me and I will do anything they want me to do as long as they will love me forever. I want to cook and clean for him and wear cute outfits around the house that make him want to bend me over and fuck me senseless. I will do any fetish shit he wants. I want to share music and video games with someone who likes similar things to me. I want to stroke a robot boy's ego and make him feel confident because he owns me and he knows I would never dare to leave him.

But he can't be too Chadly, because he will leave me for someone else because I am not attractive and I have a lot of problems.

No, I'm not posting pictures. but I'm 25 years old.

P.S. Since when is the robot filtering duplicate pictures again? It wouldn't let me post the first one I chose because it was posted as another thread.
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you need to have a pussy for that, op.
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>>35627141
Dont make me post more trap songs
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how fat are you
origanle

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If a girl has a defect/imperfection, does anyone else feel like it makes them more attractive?
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>>35627091
fuck off normie underage b8
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>>35627091
Yes. My dick fetishes any imperfection a woman has.
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>>35627091
Yes. Had this conversation with a coworker like two weeks ago.

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Post what your desktops look like, especially if you use Linux.
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>it's a miIes thread
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>>35627089
desu I made like three threads today that hit at least 150 posts I think I'm efamous now.
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post that desktop wallpaper miles.

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Anyone else here /smalltown/?

How do you cope?
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before the internet, I would have adapted and became a normie, leading a mostly happy small town life.

now I just avoid the world in my room staring at a screen 16 hours a day.
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How small is small? I live in a city with 17k people across the street from another city with 70k people in an area with around 90k people.
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>>35627054
How small OP?
My town has ~700 people in it.
>How do you cope?
Same as I would if I lived anywhere else. I never leave my room.

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