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Yesterday with my 6th day as a NEET and was particularly unproductive
I
>Played a good amount of chess
>Emailed about my severance (its getting exciting!)
>Went to psychotherapy
>Did a very small amount of work in unity
>Read a small amount of my book
>Hung out and got drunk with my friend
Today I must be better! I will
>Read a lot of my book
>Go to psychotherapy
>Make significant learning in blender
>Play pool with my friend
>Talk to my gf on the phone
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>>38322276
Thisis a brilliant diary entry.
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>Make significant learning in blender
wat
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>>38324382
Blender is a 3d modeling program
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Have you ever blocked a public toilet? 2017-07-12 02:58:05 Post No.38322274
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Have you ever blocked a public toilet?
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>Be me
>fat
>decide to go for a walk
>11pm, real NEET hours
>walk around for about an hour and a half
>suddenly really need to shit
>walk through my uni on the way back to the dorm
>sweating because I need to shit so bad
>clenching my cheeks
>finally get in toilet
>let out a torrent of shit for like 2 minutes
>literally feel a few lbs lighter
>wipe, no poop so don't need much toilet paper
>try flush
>toilet blocks
>keep finger on button hoping the weight of more water unblocks it
>doesn't work
>fill it all the way up to the rim
>poop floating around in the bowl
>put down the seat and leave
I didn't think to take a picture I should have.
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I can't stop smiling at the fact some wagie is going to have to go in there and unblock it.
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>>38322347
One day you'll be the wagie unblocking NEET shit
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>>38322615
Maybe so wagie. But not today.
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I'm here to warn you lads.
I'm a 36 year old "normalfag" as you put it.
I've just come back to this website after leaving /b/ many years ago after being encouraged to get my life sorted out.
Coming back it appears that /b/ and /pol/ are full of 12 year olds so /r9k/ seems appropriate.
Okay enough
Let's talk, stop fapping and hear me out for 5 minutes.
I just got divorced after a 5 year long marriage with a fembot I met in the U.S.A
I'm not going to bore you all with why she ended the marriage but I will tell you something else.
DO NOT GET INVOLVED WITH A GF WHILE YOU'RE UNDER 25.
Focus on your career.
Lose your virginity by all means but DO NOT spend money and waste time with stupid whores.
I admit, I'm a very wealthy man, but I could have saved a lot more money avoiding marrage and channelling it all into my work.
I have been so much happier not waking up being moaned at everyday or hear her complaing about what I should wear, who I should hang out with, what I should ear, what my hobbies are (gave up anime because she found it childish).
Any of you robots out there who are longing for a gf, be happy you're single.
Go your own way in life then spend your money on fucking Asian women when you're older.
That's exactly what im going to do next week when I go Thailand and Japan.
MGTOW
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>>38322270
Thanks buddy, I'll keep that in mind with all the women I'm involved with!
>Fuck off normie
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>>38322270
>what I should ear
wut
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The fuck
More of less shit we already know?Thanks for the "advice" gramps
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i havent seen my cat in one week, i let him go outside so he can have a walk and fuck some qt cats
i think he found a new family or he has been killed by a car
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He belongs to Chad now.
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>>38322248
Look at it this way: He wouldn't give a shit about you.
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tom cats are pretty dumb when they're not neutered, walking for miles when they scent a molly in heat
thing is, he's probably having a whale of a time eating out of bins and getting into scraps with other toms... but i'm confident if you were to chance upon him with a tin of tuna in your hand, he'd be overjoyed and come running
how about you put up a few flyers in shops and on lamposts, tweet about it, maybe mention it on a community facebook group for people in your area; and go for a walk around the block and see if you can't find him
also; cut his nuts off
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What the fuck happened to me? 2017-07-12 02:55:51 Post No.38322237
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What the fuck happened to me?
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I was married to a nice trans girl, everything was great.
But one day she completely changed.
>started making mean comments
moved on to;
>acting stressed and irritated every time i talked to her
I kept asking her what i did wrong, she wouldn't tell me, and eventually
>stopped talking to me, only called me names for months
>looks angry and irritated during sex
I felt so bad i physically couldn't eat and lost 25kg in those 5 months
>she stopped eye contact
>took off her wedding ring
I wanted things to work so i waited for her to tell me she wanted to leave me.
But even more months later of torture;
>find out shes cheating on me on tinder
I flip out and;
>im sick of you invading my pr privacy, your so fucking crazy and controlling
She leaves me for a few weeks and comes back, like literally when i open the door she comes inside calling me names in a joking way, thought it was my fault, happy she wanted to make things work.
>still no eye contact
>she just yells mean words at me
>sex only once a month as she looks to the side not moving completely silent
Im going even more crazy, i keep yelling at her to explain what i did wrong and how i can fix it
>she just keeps calling me a fat retard.
>i go crazy from the torture and am put in a psych ward
>she doesnt visit me
>come back
>shes gone and so is my money
>feeling better and healing without her months later
>she tries to come back
>don't let her
>she says im crazy and that she never took off her wedding ring
>family can confirm when they visited her she wasn't wearing the ring
>call police
>she says im crazy and over acting
>get restraining order
Its been 4 years since
What the fuck!?
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Damn, that's awful anon, sorry.
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Leave them alone, maybe they'll hang themselves. Consider coming out.
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hol up hol up
so u be sayin
u married a mentally ill man?
and expected a good, lifelong, harmonious engagement?
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are girls worth talking to for any reasons ever
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Idk, do your conversations often involve the words darl, sweetie, love or dear?
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>>38322211
Not particularly, you can talk to men about topics to a much greater depth generally both due to the fact that they do not put as much weight on fashions and trends as women do, that and the lack of any ulterior motive and/ or shyness makes talking to them far easier. That being said I do agree with the woman in your post, pet names are disgusting and should be banned, even worse when I see couples calling each-other "stinky" or "smelly", like I don't want to know if you breathe each-others shit in the morning - fuck off!
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Idk. It depends if you want girls that are friends or a girlfriend
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Who else /never attracts any women but it's all good/ here?
The old winds will blow your way one day.
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The fact this thread even has to be made speaks volumes on the state of neo /r9k/
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>>38322236
Then go back to wizardchan.
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Is it possible to be content without ever having sex or an SO?
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yeah, it actually is
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Monks claim to be. I wonder if they're faking it though.
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>>38322147
of course they're faking it. you can't just override your biological programming like that.
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Most embarrassing things you've done/witnessed 2017-07-12 02:44:23 Post No.38322097
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Most embarrassing things you've done/witnessed
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>be me
>6 or 7 years old
>hanging around with friend outside neighbor's house
>we aren't doing much, just talking
>suddenly, I hear a slight grumble
>ignore it, carry on talking
>5 mins later grumbling is back, louder this time
>at that age I had a serious problem where I refused to go to the toilet if I was doing something, even if I really had to
>out of nowhere, a gush of diarrhea spurts out of my ass, going through my underwear and staining my pants
>before I get to react, an enormous turd comes out of my asshole, runs down my trousers and lands right on neighbors driveway
>immediately sprint to bathroom
>mfw friend witnessed all of that shit
>mfw ground for a week and cried myself to sleep
>mfw neighbors never talked to me again
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>>38322097
born
xxxx
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>be me
>Wednesday 19:00
>Returning home drunk as fuck
>Neighbor's dog starts barking at me from their terrace
>That dog pissed me off
>Start barking at him the louder I can
>Dog lowers his head and I rise my hands in victory
>All the family is looking at me horrified
>They where in the terrace too
They never talked to me again.
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>parents used to party on Friday
>Every week
>Insanely loud music
>We lived in the woods
>They'd drink a ton
>They'd also fight at least two weeks out of the month on Friday
>Be about 10
>Be upstairs
>Playing Diablo 2
>Grumbly tummy
>Go downstairs for hotpocket
>Mom is drunk as shit in the bathroom
>Wearing skimpy dress
>Using a hair dryer on her cunt (WTF)
>As I'm going upstairs she says, "you know I'm just drying off right?"
Ya mom sure
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>"men" who own a cat
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I own five cats.
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>people who own dogs, the niggers of the pet world
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I wish I could have a cat. When I was a kid my cat would sleep next to me and lick my hair. It was nice to feel cared about, even though it was probably for awful cat reasons.
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>finally get a gf after years of being single
>happens to coincide with a massive drop in libido and boner strength
>still get boners at night but no more random ones during the day
>dick will get hard but not as hard as it used to and my boners go away extremely quickly - even when masturbating
>end up disappointing her time and time again in bed
What the fuck is wrong with me? Is my dick broken? WHY IS GOD PUNISHING ME
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>>38322008
Better fix that shot anon most problems in a relationship come from a bad see life. Might not leave you because of no sex but an issue will arrive from that and then you are fucked.
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>>38322038
How? I made no major changes to cause this - it just came out of the blue.
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>>38322060
Go the doctor maybe I dunno, but trust me she will leave you if all you can offer is no sex or bad sex.
Do you think you will ever overcome the pain from missing out on teen love?
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>>38321975
never. which is why i gave up on actually trying to get a gf. even if i get one i'll just end up sabotaging everything
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nigger we all missed out on love. it doesn't exist.
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>>38321975
how did frog eaters get away with this?
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Why does everyone ignore me? 2017-07-12 02:32:39 Post No.38321973
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Why does everyone ignore me?
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What's so wrong with me that people wont even reply to my messages. Am I not even worth two seconds of their time?
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I feel the same. Either you're uninteresting or there is something creepy about you. Tell me your storyin greentext
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>>38322117
My story?
Original
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>>38322169
Tell us an example of when you are being ignored, OP. Unless all it ever is is just people don't respond to IMs?
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hey r9k! pick your cat roommate!
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Forever Brian
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>>38321959
1 Valentin please
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>>38321959
Timothy all day every day
>average girls reject me
>ugly and above average girls show interest, sometimes even hit on me
The fuck did they mean by that?
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well it's not complicated, your sample size is so small that random chance is leading you to draw spurious correlations. Increase the size of your N until above average girls start rejecting you more and you'll see this anti bell curve never really existed
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Because they're traps.
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>no girls show interest in me
I think they mean I'm a subhuman who should just Zyklon B himself, right?