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>>38694276
stupid faggot, since your fellow sodomites are shitting up the board with 10s of shitty, unispired gay threads already, this one just amounts to yet another one.

It's been shown you fags are unable to act normally and feel the need to spam your gay everyfuckingwhere.

So stop making these already gayfaggot pos

>>38694305
>tfw no piano playing bf

No, you're not a robot. Now get the fuck out

>>38694260
haha im a bit shy am i a <robot fellow 4channers ^_____________----

>>38694298
What would you consider a robot?

>>38694252
Sam really improved

>>38694252
Wow judgmental much? She was just having a little fun and it's not like guys don't do the same thing. Remember anon it takes two to tango.

>>38694252
>Rating (1-10)
Fuck I need clarification
Is this looks wise or just a rating of the intercouse.
It can't be looks right?
There are several 1's and 2's in there.

>what mental problems do you know/think you have?
never been diagnosed but i'm fairly certain i have clinical depression, anxiety, maybe OCD. it used to be impossible to eat anything unless i was convinced it wasn't poisoned or old or that it wouldn't make me sick.

>how many hours did you sleep today?
around 10.

>two feelings
alternating between horny and completely numb, empty.

>thoughts about doing drugs/drinking/cutting/suicide?
i tend to hit myself whenever i get fed up with my own negative thoughts, the temptation crossed my mind earlier.

>anything that's been on your mind lately?
i'm a big hypocrite for suggesting and supporting friends seeking professional help for their problems but never taking the initiative for myself.

>>38694242

>>What Mental problems do you know/think you have

Depression. Social anxiety.

>>How many hours did you sleep today?

15. Quite proud of that effort.

>>Two feelings today?

Just got up so not much time for feelings

>>thoughts about doing drugs/drinking/cutting/suicide today?

I have $0.25 in my wallet. I can't afford to do any of those things.

>>Anything thats been on your mind lately?

I've decided I no longer care about friendships or relationships. Being normal no longer interests me. I'm studying. But I have no life goals. I don't know who I am anymore or what I want to do with my life.

>What Mental problems do you know/think you have.
Some slight neurosis. I read people easily and get uncomfortable with their lying/fake emotions/character.

>How many hours did you sleep today?
About 5-6.

>Two feelings today?
Melancholy and loneliness.

>thoughts about doing drugs/drinking/cutting/suicide today?
Yes, i'm happy i don't drink any more.

>Anything thats been on your mind lately?
I've lost 45K which i gotta get back quickly or else i fuck up my brothers future.

my last couple of years have been smoking weed late past midnight, binge eating a ton of junk food, then drinking coffee the entire next day slowly shitting out all the crap from the night before, then repeating once night rolls around again

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>>38694224
>he eats daily

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>>38694224
>>38694320
>he breathes daily

It's more alcoholic and cheaper than wine.

A bottle of wine is like, nothing.

Recipe is changed now but 4loko's used to wreck people after a can or two.

>>38694096
Cause amerifats have zero alcohol tolerance. They pretend they do because of some small Irish immigration generations ago.

it's that easy to avoid child support in myanmar?

and why is the country's name always followed by "(Burma)"? Is that the official name, are they both official names, did they keep it in parentheses as a reminder but forgot about it, I don't get it. Google wasn't helpful

>>38694088
you're taking your anger out on people who never wronged you

>>38694217

Myanmar is the official name. Buma was its former name.

Anyway, the whores wouldn't even know I impregnated them. I'm real good at disposing of the 'broken' condom quick before they notice, and because I fap before meeting them, it's not like there's bucket loads of cum streaming from their pussies. I make sure to blow deep in them, and that way it doesn't dribble out noticeably.

With drumpf in office it'll be inevitable

easily within the next couple of months

Stay comfy while you can, robots, the draft is coming

there is no longer wars
only "conflicts" or nuclear genocide

>>38694108
Drafts always go out to the uneducated

Although literal criminals can get into college nowadays, Im sure therell be some way around that

This but for all """""""men""""""" you racebaiting negroid
T. 6'2 white bi

They're still 3x more useful than a hundred niggers.

That's why niggers were enslaved- it was the only way to get anything good from niggers

>>38694039
>bifag
You misspelled fag nigger

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>>38694009
Alternate version of the picture.

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>>38694037
Transparent version.

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>>38694049
USAball.

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Yep, i have lots of deep scars on my cheeks always, pic related. Ive had acne for years. Scars should go away if you dont have acne anymore, i dont think scars look bad its the pimples that piss me off . But if it bothers you im pretty sure you can get some laser treatment. Have pics of the scars?

>>38694196
Is there anyway to get rid of this?

>no more acne
>stray pimple every now and then
>red and purple marks for weeks or months after its gone

JUST

>>38693902
2017 but I'm not a newfag

>>38693902
Back in may i think ... could have been april though ... not completely sure

>2009
Started browsing when I was 12, explains a lot about how I turned out

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>manlet
>skinny, which makes me a skanlet
>weak facial features, weak chin, weak eye brows, ugly eyes and so on
>weak child like body, my chest is flat, it looks like it didn't develop properly, so putting on thicker muscles won't change much
>take all sorts of antidepressants
>certified mild autism/personality disorder
>low IQ, too dumb for academical studies
>wizard

>skinnyfat
>jawline is still defined

heh

>chinlet
>acne
>pube beard
>low-T looking face
>gay arched eyebrows, people tell me to stop plucking them but in reality I have never groomed them at all
>gyno
>only redeeming quality is height (6'3")

it is a common problem for fatties. the joints aren't able to withstand such excess weight. it's not how they evolved

>>38693811
my knees are fine, it's the the inside of my feet that shit themselves

t. 5'10 230lbs

My knees have never hurt

t: ~210 lbs/95kg

Haha, used to have it really badly, time fixed it for me.
When I was anxious as fuck I said " umm cut 3 cm pls" now I show the picture I want to the hairdresser and tell if I want the sides even shorter.
Its so much different, These things feel like nothing to me, I already waste life on stupid shit, but cant imagine what you wrote, OP

My advice is just fucking do it. You will experience its fucking nothing. Its like when you first become a waiter, meeting so much people is so new, but after a while shit happens so much its nothing

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>>38693735
I don't do anything besides go to work and order fast food sometimes because I'm so socially fucked.

Yeah I'm agoraphobic and can't handle leaving the house