Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 4806. page

>why don't women suck my dick after I hold open doors for them, those fucking roastie bitches, it's the Jews' fault I'm a virgin
Lmao

File: tmp_8002-14966943185041446512018.jpg (41KB, 600x442px) Image search: [Google]

41KB, 600x442px

>>37580241
As the failed normies, trolls, and newfags invade, these threads begin to fade

File: 250px-Middle_finger_BNC.jpg (14KB, 250x375px) Image search: [Google]

14KB, 250x375px

>the first two posters are women being women
These threads are done, time to just keep my hatred of women balled up until I snap

>>37580083
I can't seem to find a waifu desu

>>37580096
you mean you are not able to love a fictional character or that you have more than one? Or simply didn't find the right one yet?

>>37580131
>didn't find the right one yet?
That sums it up my man

I remember coming home from school and watching Hey Arnold on this tiny little television

I didn't have a proper bedroom, it was like an open space that we had arranged to have walls with wardrobes. But I made it into this comfy little nook, and was essentially a weird refuge given that my family were so messy.

It was a neat little metaphor about how I could craft experiences to be free of my family's influence

>>37580030
Not knowing how pathetic my life was gonna turn out was pretty comfy

Also believing the lies that you could achieve anything if you tried/believed hard enough

This shit made me lazy and a failure

>>37580030
>Taking a "break" by going to the bathroom for 10 minutes during class
>After pissing like a horse, wash my hands and huff those brown paper towels
Whenever I go somewhere I smell freshly used paper towels to flood myself with memories of when I was a kid

T-that was me. I'm sorry John

File: 1475714505701.png (31KB, 850x850px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 850x850px

>kids who said "turrent"
>corrects you when you say it properly

>>37579960
>that kid who pronounced "albeit" like "all bite"
>that kid who pronounced "scapegoat" as "escape goat"
>that kid with the speech impediment whose name was Paul McLeary but he pronounced it as "Paww Muhk'Weewee

Death is literally just a conspiracy to scare people into being slaves forever.

One day they are here, the next they aren't. Everyone just gets on with their lives.

It's a lesson in impermanence but also the fact that humans just get used to absolutely every circumstance

I work as a nurse in a hospice ward.

I've seen over 40 people die of different causes. Pretty strange.

tried to help them during the election but they wouldn't have it, stubborn pride

If I don't work then I'll have no money and will probably die in a gutter somewhere

>>37579804
Oh hey there, neetie. Reading this while on my paid breakfast break. When I get back, I'll just do fuck all for another 2 hours until lunch. The best part? All paid, and it's better than neetbux!

>>37579775
try and communicate with really uneducated people and you'll change your mind

>see post with shit grammar
>opinion instantly discarded
Have fun not being taken seriously, OP.

>>37579873
Agreed.
OP, your a retard.

Mr.Peterson is that you?

>>37579764
M-maybe.
Bloccccs

>>37579742
No.

Fuck you chad I do what I want.

Warm, emasculating, arousing. It feels so good to be taken from behind if you're in the right mood. To feel the guy give in to lust, and be the object of that lust. To know he's only focusing on filling you with his seed as though you were a woman.

>>37579715
So like, it's the aspect of getting dominated that's arousing? I take it you're a sub then?

>>37579756
For me, it's definitely that aspect that I find arousing. I could hardly call myself straight but with men it's all power play. With women I prefer to be in control. I would also consider traps and twinks women to this purpose. But with men, I prefer someone bigger and stronger. Had a bf once and that was the appeal.

File: filters.jpg (211KB, 504x726px) Image search: [Google]

211KB, 504x726px

>>37579371
>Use pic related
>Board quality on all boards I frequent improves markedly.
Really made me think.

>just now figuring this out
>filtering hug your family threads
Kill yourself

File: 7626886.jpg (25KB, 400x386px) Image search: [Google]

25KB, 400x386px

>>37579371
Holy shit that fucking brap filter

>>37579360
Tried to kill myself once. Didn't work out, obviously.

Congratulation you learned something adult today. No body cares about birthdays. They are a huge hassle.

I gave other people presents. Good friends, mostly.
That picture right there would be my dream life, but I have people in my life telling me that I shouldn't, that I can't be satisfied with something as simple as that.
I'd be better off living as a hermit or a fucking tree, I've got nothing for nobody and I like that.

File: 1461198612363.gif (814KB, 500x281px) Image search: [Google]

814KB, 500x281px

>>37579320
1. you can do thing physically with a woman

2.ive had sex only once with a very (alleged, im sure shes telling the truth but i cant technically prove it) promicious girl. Despite her being a raging whore i felt very comfortable with her and had loads of fun

I mean really, i haven't seen this specific show, but alot of these moe girls and their "personalites" boil down to being cute, submissive, and very willing to please. in reality they would get very grating

File: 1465284229862.gif (1MB, 500x691px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 500x691px

>>37579320

I hope to fall in love with a nice girl one day anon.

It would have to be the right girl who cares deeply about me also.

I'll try my entire life if I must to find that girl.

Someone who isn't self centered or selfish, someone who is kind and loving and caring.

I'll never stop looking. I'll never settle for any woman unless she is the one.

Anime ruined real life women, that's for sure.

>>37579316
theres nothing immoral about women being sluts, I just don't want to date one. I'm not selfish enough to force restrictions on people's actions for my own gain. I am not dishonest enough to pretend to believe some retarded bullshit in order to make people "stop being degenerate"

File: 7475323209980.jpg (18KB, 400x400px) Image search: [Google]

18KB, 400x400px

>>37579316
I'm legitimately considering converting. When you think about it, Islam is the perfect religion for right wing males to adopt in this era of degeneracy

The liberals froth at the mouth to protect it and you're able to slowly impose shariah on sluts

>>37579316
Pretty sure most conservatives today 100% support women's rights.

The problem with Islam is that any attempt to modernize it and not take every word at face value was met with decadence related revolts, so you have a large group of Muslims who follow their holy text's instructions to kill infidels.

Nah, you just playing out those algorithms like all of us.

>>37579277
first, you're a giant fag
second, you should tell your """"friend"""" his gf is a whore piece of shit
third, kys

I demand more pics, OP. I think you're full of shit and lying, but the dick wants what the dick wants.

>>37579221
1st for we're all doomed

Loving that OP image. I'll probably head out to vote in an hour

File: 1494697935673.jpg (10KB, 241x135px) Image search: [Google]

10KB, 241x135px

I couldn't convince mummy to draw a Gondola