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b-but i'm 24 years old

>>35745203
Then go to work tomorrow.

Nice try OP, but I'm on Spring Break. At least I think I am. I don't have anyone to text and ask.

Good, he's a 60 year old man

Bad, she's a 28-year old woman.

Bad, nobody will ever have sex with me

You honestly did nothing wrong in the short exchange.

>>35745124
Saying "I'm autistic" is pretty redundant after that first text lmao

Shouldn't have bottled it when she replied. Might have piqued her interest if you kept up the bravado.

I-I-I FUCK

>>35745118
Stop trying to have anxiety over the internet you just look retarded.

>>35745143
S-shut the f-fuck up Anon

there is none, spoiler some normies cant do photos

Top middle seems too obvious. I'm going to go for top right moustache guy.

>>35745020
>family photo
Where are the parents? Thats just a bunch of teenagers and babies.

>>35744943
>>Christian

Great, a christcuck. Whoever retricked into believing the must've been a genius. That, or you're just dumb as fuck.

>>35744943
>Christian
>the world's most subservient religion

Stay humble and meek

>>35744943
why is majoring in business red pill

>>35744924
You deserve it kaffir

thats what you get normie scum race mixer

>tfw my atheist father told me two days ago that if i don't give him grandchildren before i'm 27 he's going back to his muslim homeland to try and force me into an arranged marriage
What the fuck boys I don't want this

It's hard, I get enraged by politics too. My trick is just to stop watching and reading news. Honestly I'm uninformed but my life is 3 times better

>>35744898
You can't get away from the cancer of politics.

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>>35744898
Why not care about politics all the time? It's literally the most important thing in the world.

Yea I still play, it helps me escape my reality, suramar is my favorite realm bc of the stealth missions

>people pay every month and every update just to play a shitty old game

What's wrong with you people.

I wish I still loved it like I used to. I'll probably just play a couple months every time a new expansion comes out until it dies.

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>>35744878
Dear lord, who is this ejaculate expert?

I love and am exclusively attracted to black women, even more so if they are on the bigger side.

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TFW dont hate women at all and actually prefer the company of women to men often.

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Part 2. Orginally original

>>35744861
This better be fake bro you've gotta make this into a joke somehow you creepy bastard

>>35744861
you don't give any context at all you autist.

>>35744844
I can't tell a lie so here's a you Anon

>>35744844
>being this flustered
You deserve whatever they did to you, shithead

I see you've never lived in New England. Sorry bud, can't give you a (You). I even hear SJW shit here in the south

These are pretty legitimate red flags. Nice.

>>35744718
>she is interested in me
>she's alive
Two redflags I thought of

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>>35744718
Congrats! You know what a "Stacy" is.
Come on dawg.

>>35744713
I don't see why they would mind, it's much quicker and easier for them.

>>35744739
They won't make fun of me?

>>35745213
As long as you ask, pay them and don't try to grope them. They are there to make money.

>>35744686

Pretend they don't exist and focus on the information

>>35744686
inb4 imagine them pooping or the roast beef bw their legs

but IDFK OP, it's like looking into a forbidden sea of anxiety

personally i find it easy to keep eye contact with girls but i can never keep it with guys