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>life is meaningless without escapism
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>Life is meaningless WITH escapism

Think about it, anon.
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>>37748371
Escapism doesn't give life meaning though. Its just the best way to deal with life.
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>>37748386
That doesn't make any sense. I only enjoy myself when I'm escaping from the shitty reality.

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>YWN find a flaw in my wife

shes perfect in everyway
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Doesn't even work on her car, uses jew tube to exploit beta car orbiters. She's the antithesis of /o/.

Only real car youtubers are like More Skids, and Tommyfyeah.
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>>37748329
It's a dude in drag.
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>>37748329
look at her fucking eyebrows. Have you heard her talk, I think a 3rd grader who isn't baked out of their mind sounds more intelligent.

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>Eat recommended serving
>Still be hungry anyways
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>>37748275
I swished my dick in my female co-workers glass of water at work yesterday. It's not even an attraction thing it's that she's beneath me. I know these are supposed to be jokey but I doubt anyone can top that.
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>>37748557
Oh i was being serious.no serving size is ever enough to make me satifyed with what i ate. It sucks.

Totally epic prank by the way. What will you do if you get caught?
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>>37748731
I didn't get caught. I got away with it.

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>get ready to hit the shower
>walk to bathroom
>open door
>see this
What do?
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>>37748204
signal my virtue by fucking the shower curtain instead of the young woman
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>>37748204
eat her ass, would probably bring her into the shower with me
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>>37748204
ask her wtf she's doing in that pose
like literally what bitch? you trying to climb that shower curtain?

How do femanons feel about their little brothers?
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is there a Japanese name for the porn comics where it's little boys fugging little girls? Sounds jowly but don't know what to search. Drawings of course
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>>37748266
>jowly
Hot I meant...
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>>37748266
loli and shota tags obviously.

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Daily reminder that we live in a timeline where Moot works for Google and Snacks turned into a MtF tranny
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>>37748172
Daily reminder that anyone that thinks m00t "won" needs to get off my board
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who is this literal who
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>>37748191

christ, I feel so old

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>fuck me, Anon

What do you do?
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>>37748164
sorry, I have a gf and frankly I don't know you very well
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turn 360 degrees and walk away

origino oregano
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>>37748164
well alrighty then m'lady

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I now have the confidence to shit and piss loudly without getting anxiety that someone may hear?

What have you achieved recently /r9k/?
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>I now have the confidence to shit and piss loudly without getting anxiety that someone may hear?
i don't know, do you?
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>>37748144
I do. I piss directly into the toilet water, carefree.
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Iost some weight

Why do beta males persist in getting cucked and hated by women when they can just move to Asia and find a nice girl?
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Speaking from experience OP?
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>>37748139
yes, even I get attention from girls in Asia
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Fuck gooks I want a white woman. Maybe a Latino woman too.
At the same time.

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What cause hoover hand?

Estrogen in water?
Being raised by single mother?
Beta mindset?
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>>37748108
>Estrogen in water?
Meme
>Being raised by single mother?
Warm
>Beta mindset?
Ding ding.
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>>37748108
Being unable to spell. It is "hover" hand. Like hovercraft.
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Belief that it will lead to a sexual assault accusation

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What do you think of French girls, robots?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fMYUFH-eCA
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>>37748091
Any French fembot here?
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>>37748091
French girls are shit tier and don't shave, it's all about Spanish girls
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i'm in love with francoise hardy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ICFtXx546A

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First impression of me ?

You can be honest /r9k/
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That chick looks like every single normal American girl I have ever seen. Completely unremarkable with meme eyebrows.
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wrong board missy. but honestly you look like the kind of girl who would have a disgusted look on her face when you see a filthy neet
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>tfw some traps look better than OP
Huh

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>YAHOO IT'S-A-ME! RAVIOLI SPAGHETTI MEAT-A-BALLA! PIZZA PIE! MAMA MIA!
>Oh my god, he's wearing a sombrero! SO PROBLEMATIC!

Are normies genuinely fucking unhinged?
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>>37748008
Are people actually bitching about this? So glad I'm out of that gamer scene it's full of such faggot reddit tier autists
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SJWs aren't normies though, if anything they're anti-robots.
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>>37748057
I think it's time we all start admitting "SJW" culture is leaking out of the internet at an alarming rate. It's fixing to become your average normie's ideology.

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>be me, about a month ago
>playing skyrim with mods
>goes to an island just to mark it on my map
>no bridge, so i'll have to swim
>nothingGood.jpg
>when i about to return i spot FAST movment on water
>a HUGE slaughterfish pop out of the water
>hearthattack.mp3
>i'm literally hydrophobic now
>thanks skyrim
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>>37747945
did u really hearth attack tho?? that sucks.
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>>37747959
not really, just a BIG ASS SCARE
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>>37747945
Nice redditpost, friendo. :^)

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How much shit do I have to buy before I become happy?
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>>37747882
Material goods cannot make you happy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZuhiwyyunw
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>>37747895
Idk dude I'm enjoying my new 65 inch screen tv to watch porn on
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>>37747895
I thought we go to good schools to get good jobs so we can get lots of money so we can buy a metric fuck ton of shit.

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