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Does anyone here listen to trap/drill music? The beats are so fucking good even the amateur stuff blows my mind

>the low pitched hi hats
>the bass
>the drum fills
>the melodies

No it's just too perfect
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smokepurpp niggaaaa
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If you put in work, this the night you gon' retire
She said
"Throw that money"
I said
MAKE IT WORTH MY WHI-I-LE
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>>34856520
THAT BIG BOOTY JUICY FRUITY

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>tfw no valentines day gf
Why oh why
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>>34856501
fuck off and die you tripfag attention whore normie
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>>34856562
You seem a little upset. Care to talk about it?
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>>34856581
You have a gf you fucktard. Fuck off

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>just blasted my cum into my Fleshlight while high

is there a better feeling? I feel like I'm in heaven
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>>34856480
Yes when you get ya boipucci blasted by a feminine penis
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thanks op, now i feel like wrecking my dirty little slutsleeves and spraying my juicy globs all over the wicked tight walls of their love tunnels
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>>34856480
Being high totally kills my boner. Like I can't jerk off. I'm sitting in my friend's bathroom trying to jerk it while high and then I'm like "huh... I wonder how much money she makes. Is she happy with her job? Wait where am I?"

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>I will never do bumps of cocaine in pic related while listening to the link below and go 120mph down the highway and lose control and die in a ball of flames

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYkbTyHXwbs
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>duster
Gross. I'd rather have a Maverick.
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>>34856511
fuck off pleb mavericks are disgusting
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>>34856511
For me it's the Chevy Nova SS, the best muscle car.

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>tfw not a nigger
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>>34856427
Dodged the genetic bullet there.
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>>34856427
This image is LITERALLY r e ddit

also give source please
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>>34856427
I don't know man, being black is kind of a handicap, it like being the ape among men
At least in the sense that blacks have the highest amount of morons among them
There are most likely many black people that are smarter than me, the black science guy being at least one
But the loud majority of morons are ruining the reputation of the rest, some of them don't even know how society functions

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>tfw no John Cena bf to pound my ass

why live?
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>>34856331
>not wanting to pound John Cena's beefy ass
what are you, gay?
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>>34856373
I'd flip flop best of both worlds, nigger.
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hello dady!

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Used to hate trap posting but if you think about it it's a great way of getting rid of normies.

I now constantly spam all normie threads with traps.

If you dislike normies and are intelligent enough to realize having trap pictures on your laptop is nothing to be ashamed because they are weapons being used to fight a battle for our robot brothers you should join me in my crusade.
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it doesn't scare away normies, it just reminds me how detached you are from reality to post such faggotry en masse
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>>34856313
Is this bait to turn people gay?

I like it.
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>>34856344
It does.

If this board was filled with traps 24/7 are you telling me lots of normies would still get on this board?

There are two way things could turn out.

We tarp post so much actual gay people come here believing they're in good company turning this board into a trap board.

We trap post just long enough and with enough frequency to cleanse the board of the normie filth.

Either the board is destroyed or saved. both scenerios are a win in my opinion

Draw what your ideal gf would look like and post it on this thread.
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>>34856039
real women have curves, shitlord

stop glorifying an unattainable self image reee
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>>34856039
Most honest thing ive ever drawn in life
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Posted her in another thread like this the other day actually

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Ehhhh... ooga booga if if if if uhh uhh ahh ahh if if if if

Okie doke
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>>34855934
if if if if if if if
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>>34855934
We doing this again?
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>>34856540
yes, my man

take this original post

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>tfw really would like kids
>realize that ship has sailed
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Why do you think that? how old are you?
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You could take a flight instead and get there before the ship arrives, though.
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>>34855840
I know people who have kids and they are fucking miserable. The only reason they had them was to leech welfare.

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>in all those great books, movies, shows, anime people suffer and fight for something
>they want to accomplish a childhood dream
>protect someone they care about
>win love, win glory
>tfw don't really want anything
>tfw don't really care about anyone, least of all myself
>tfw feel nothing except for this strange vague sense of loss
It all feels so empty, but the world won't stop with demands and expectations from me. I can't even empathize or engage with any story in any form because of this.

It's so hard to do anything when you've no reason for anything, and it's absolutely impossible to succeed and escape from the demands when you're like this. Any other anons know this feel?
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There's nothing worth fighting for anymore OP

There are no more ideals to strive for

Its all gone to hell
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you're pretty close to zen state
stop caring about external demands
peace out
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>>34855854
Starving to death would be so inconvenient though, how would I explain it to my mom? And I couldn't very well get her to shut up about it if I don't explain.

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You're walking with your qt gf outside of Draynor when this Chad comes up to you and tells you to "Stand and deliver!" your girl to him

What do you do?
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1hit him, isn't he level 12 or some shit?
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>>34856204
This. And then wear his cape, I always wore the plain black cape these guys dropped.
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>>34855789
air strike his nigga ass

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How do I get a mommy gf? Does anyone here know? Anyone have any experience?
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What's about brazilians and bodies like that?
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>>34855786
does mommy just mean out of shape?
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>>34855786
i don't know about having a mommy gf, but i would be a slave for that woman

if you have more, pls post

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>when the person you're catfishing asks for proof that you're female after a day
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>>34855513
>when you accidentally reveal a bit of information you acquired through your secondary account
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>>34855581
>when you do this because you're having two simultaneous conversations with them
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Do a lot of you guys do the whole catfishing thing? Got any stories?

Lets post some depressing robot-tier songs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78Gu8jD6yec
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsixXCnYVfA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSxMw-Jqd44
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-U-GOGz3Xsg

Any and all contributions welcome, lets try our best!
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>>34855357
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXlzci1rKNM

I get the feel from this one.
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>>34855357
You already know whats coming

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JB_fNVOPzyM
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Memes aside, these lyrics are too real.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsCD5XCu6CM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2H4l9RpkwM

Bonus weeb music video

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