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ITT we list the things in our life that are good and that we are good at

>Rich parents
>Great public speaker
>controller personality
>good looks
>ok dick
>ok to good grades
>over average IQ
>white
>social
and more, life really is beautiful when you pretend you don't feel like shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJUhlRoBL8M
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Me when start reading:
First sentence:
>Yes thats the thread r9k needs
Continue:
>Normies reeeeeeeeeee
Last sentence:
> gtfomb!!!!!!!
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>>36020833
>rich parents

that's all

fuml
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>>36020833

>Losing my hearing so I can't hear people laugh very well
>Lucky in betting
>Straightish teeth
>Nice parents

It almost makes all of my worries go away

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Why is pussy so inflated? Think about it.

Only chads and guys that can play 4d social chess can get laid or get a girlfriend without much hick ups.

Meanwhile every autistic fat ugly dyke cunt can get laid on demand. Greedy chads/social chess players are inflating the price of pussy because they just want to get their dick wet and inflate their ego and eliminate other men's chance at having sex.

This is why I don't even try, I don't even think about fapping to girls, because that's just too damn unrealistic and I'm just a typical autist/beta that doesn't have any social skills.

How are the 80% of men suppose to life life without getting any/or hardly any pussy? Sociolity teaches us that social interactions endgame is always getting sex... so what are we sad cunts suppose to do if we know the game is rigged and the chances of getting puss is zero to null and thinking about getting puss will only hurt us?
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>>36020783
women are the evolutionary bottleneck, more women reproduce, only the lucky men get to
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>>36020783

Are you from ththe Bay Area OP, where did you get that image
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>>36020783
>How are the 80% of men suppose to life life without getting any/or hardly any pussy
Pussy's not that great

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>mom found the elliot memorial

I think she knows too much lads. What shall I do with her?
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>>36020775
>What shall I do with her?

kill
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>>36020775
Decapitation followed by skullfucking
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beta uprising FUCKING NOW REEE

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Why exactly did he killed some 8 yo and not his bullies ?
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>>36020715
If i were a girl he wouldn't have died a virgin, yikes.
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>>36020734
that doesn't answer my question and most of all this is not original
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his mother was given a large sum of money to go along with the story
he was an outcast, loser neet. literally no one knew anything about him or cared, he was easily disposable.
the attack could/would be used as leverage for more gun control, a piece of the grand scheme to utterly bankrupt the American people's rights.

if you honestly believe the blatant lies the media spun, you are a fool.

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What 'qualifies' you as a robot? between:

1. Have tried for relationships and sex, failed and been rejected, and gave up on it, hence robot
2. Have had relationships and sex, found it unfulfilling, and choose to be alone

Do you consider only 1 counting with 2 being a normie, or both 1 and 2 count as being a robot?
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>>36020643
2 does not count.
But 3 would be doesn't try even with chance of success, and chooses to be alone.
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>>36020643
>>36020676

neither of these things qualify you as a robot
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>>36020719
3 is at least closer by never having a relationship.

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Hey r9k! I'd like to invite you all to join a Minecraft server I've been running with some friends.

The world is enclosed by a circle with radius 500 meters, and the terrain is custom generated. Other than that, it's completely vanilla. We'd like to develop a friendly community with you all! We only ask that you do not make nether portals or use diamond tools. We're trying to recreate the feel of old Minecraft!

Here's the IP: 162.244.165.121:39547

Hope to see you all soon!

- Billy Moose
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>>36020574
Pirate friendly?

Yeah I didn't think so.
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>>36020574
>The world is enclosed by a circle with radius 500 meters

1. that's fucking tiny
2. what's stopping people from going up and over
3. a circle in minecraft?

>We only ask that you do not make nether portals or use diamond tools. We're trying to recreate the feel of old Minecraft!
nigger seriously
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>tfw just discovered that you can play old versions of Minecraft from the launcher

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Fellow fembots, is it possible for you to be truly happy with a man who is not a virgin?

I can't get over the fact that his face has been stained by Stacy's cum.
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I unironically agree with OP
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i am obsessed with this girl shes so cute
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>Stacy refuses to pork him for the entirety of their three year relationship
>breaks up with him in brutal way
>decides to bone him while they're broken up
>her shitty bedframe snapped in half as they did so
>she then left him forever and joked to us about the size of his penis

It's different when he plows me because I'm not a literal evil demon.

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/shitty driver general/
Can't drive? Get the fuck in here and share your stories.

Today I managed to drive against the curb 3 times. I have a car since 2 years and I feel like I get worse at it.
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>>36020488
>tfw 23 never even touched a steering wheel
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>I was leaving my friend's apartment late. Around 4 am.
>Had to go into the underground parking to get my car.
>Vision is a little awkward and the underground yellow lighting didn't help very much.
>Hit a pillar that was painted yellow.
>Total the car.
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fallen off my bike a few times

Not really my fault though

who else here ripe for the bus?
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>>36020461
well...that's fucking swell, isn't it? with all the fuss that you lot make about being lonely losers and whatnot i thought that at least some of you would have suicidal thoughts, but surprise, surprise...
seems like i'll have to talk to myself then
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>>36020461
hey!
how's it going?
what seems to be the problem bud?
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>>36020727
hi! how are you?
not sure how i feel atm, can't really put it into words, but thanks for asking nonetheless.

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>tfw ran out of toilet paper
>also ran out of tissues
>also ran out of napkins
>also ran out of paper towels
What are my options, lads? I don't want to leave my house yet.
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you can wipe yours ass with a lot of things
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Just order TP online, you can order it in bulk packages that will last you for months.

T. paper maker.
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just shower

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Post your comfy spring/summer images here, as well as music and whatever.
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more comfies xx
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moar comfy


lo-fi hip is comfy too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIYLbf-qHfY
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>>36020353
spring rain is different from an autumn or winter rain, it usually brings me joy

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How can we successfully mass murder the normies without any reprecussions
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>>36020175
We don't. That's not a peaceful and nurturing solution to our problems.
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>>36020393
Theres originally no other way
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>>36020445
Well all heckin' right then!

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>normie roommate works as a bartender
>he comes home with a pair of kneepads from the sporting goods store
>ask him what they're for
>he says he needs them for when he's fucking bar sluts on the linoleum floor behind the counter after hours

Literally what the fuck? Is it that easy for normies to have sex with random people?
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>>36020170
he secretly gay and succ dicc lmao
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>>36020190
Kek it's definitely this
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>he actually believed it when it was obviously a joke

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20% of men are having sex with 99% of the women. Meanwhile the other 80% of men compete for the leftover 1% who are fat and ugly. Why does society have to be like this? God I fucking hate Jews. Fuck them.
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Nothing you wrote is true. Go be a bitter kissless virgin elsewhere.
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>>36020164
It's actually 80/20. Also only half of men procreate. It's not the Jew's fault don't direct your hate on an entity.
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>>36020232
Hmmm.... that sounds like something a normie would say. How curious.

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How is it having loving parents?
I never asked for anything besides money for food, since my mother, my only parent, doesn't ever cook. Never asked for money to go out, never asked for new clothes, let alone expensive brands of anything, all I ever asked was to be given shelter and food, all I ever wanted was to be left alone in my room where I could be safe at last.
My mother is kicking me out right now.
I wanted to do this for some time, but now I suppose there's no escape even if I wanted to live.
I also wish I could at least have uploaded my folders, they're all full of great content, several gigabytes, as well as have made donations of my belongings, but I'm really just being kicked out, like, right now.
So bye bye, /r9k/, thank you for everything, and good luck to you all.
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>>36020161
Why not take your computer with you? No car? Just take the hard drives.
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>>36020161
>I also wish I could at least have uploaded my folders, they're all full of great content, several gigabytes, as well as have made donations of my belongings, but I'm really just being kicked out, like, right now.
I was kicked out too, she'll suck your dick in a few years when youre rich. So get rich.
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>Full of great content
Put up your life's work right now. This will be last testament to your existence, right here. On /r9k/. The last vestige of robot-dom. You owe it to this community to relieve yourself of the weight, the community that has offered your brotherhood and camaraderie for these years (Prior to the infestation ofcourse).
>You
>Owe
>Us
you will see those greentexts in your sleep if you don't repay the favour. We kept you company in your neetdom, in your depression. Return it.


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