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>>39173613

Hell no. U

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>>39173613
Also feel free to post your creepshots.

I only have pictures saved from here. The pictures posted here are creepshots so I'm one step removed.

>>39173516
Please please PLEASE someone say hes faking it PLEASEE

>>39173516
If I'd try to talk to a girl I would get peppersprayed.
>in the meanwhile they even fuck Afghanis and Eritreans
Western Europe is a goofy place.

the shirt was orange desu

ur perfect can we marry please

>Freckles

Qt if girl.

>pale

Neither good nor bad.

>Dark circles under eyes

Again, qt if girl. There's a girl who works at the library here who has puffy eyes like she's really tired and I find it endearing.

>>39173465
im a girl n that sounds so qt lets marry ok

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>the girl you like at school sends you this picture of herself

what do

Pour acid on the abomination's face & groin

>>39173338
2d and has fat tits and cock
Sign me the fuck up
>>39173378
Is that some sort of shoggoth mutant eldritch nightmare cock because I'm down with that too

/pol/ and /v/

/thread

>>39173144
I want to tell that man to fuck off

/pol/ definitely. All the edgy Donald trump supporters from Reddit post there.

Your parents are such shit. Being a single mother, unless you're a widow or divorced, is so mind bogglingly idiotic. Don't fuck up like your parents did.

had sex ed in school when i was like 10-11 years old

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>tfw your single mom didn't teach you anything and tried to leave you to your own devices any chance she could

bonus points if she was also an alcoholic.

>>39173013
If you actually pay attention to it, you notice that most people who smoke actually look like shit. None of them look cool or attractive. That's not even aa preachy jab to get people to quit, just an observation. Somehow they're all either fat and saggy or skinny like they're strung out on fucking heroin.

>>39173080
I smoke to die faster, you think I give a shit how I look?
>>39173013
American spirits. I hate the fact that I am addicted but its the only thing that makes me feel anything.

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>>39173013
Wahahaahahhahahaha anon! Holy fuck anon! What do you think I'm smoking? I'm high as FUCK right now on... WEED! Smoke weed every day you ninny! You fucking ninny muggins! Holy shit tutti fruition I'm in a fucking high ass condition! Man you gotta get high and jack off! You are a faggot! An actual homosexual! WAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA holy cow... WEED out!

you sure you're asking the right people?

>>39173004
You could start from body language, like walking with confidence and assertiveness.

1. Become competent.
2. Confidence and assertiveness will naturally follow.

Don't bother trying to fake confidence, it's too easy to spot.

>>39172836
You will work for those (You)s goddamnit

then work harder for the (You)'s. idiot

Write better comments

>>39172799
Classic roastie.
>says something inappropriate
>friendzoned beta makes appropriate joke in response
>"eeeeewww like wtfff omg u fuggen weirdo!!1"

I wouldn't have a fucking clue what mine is. It's been a decade since I graduated. I sure as shit don't remember.

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>>39172849
PLEASE STOP ANON IM BEGGING YOU

>>39172717
I consider myself dominant. Even though my fetish falls under femdom or doesn't effect my confidence or attitude. Why do you care if men here are dom?

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>>39172717
Probably not many, especially if they're depressed. I rarely browse this board, but from what I've seen every single time I've browsed the catalog is overwhelming depression and a lack of motivation. You're bound to be submissive at that point.

My same old advice is to cut out internet use, cut out porn totally, and work out. Get those proteins and go ham out there.

>>39172717
Degenerates really need to stick to their shitty containment boards/threads. It's really getting out of hand how pathetically normie-tier robots are getting with being pushovers.

Thought you'd be used to 12 inchers in your ass by now OP

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>>39172671
Well youre wrong, buddy. It's a pleasant surprise every time

>>39172658
Fiber is a blessing. Try eating lots of fiber with big, balanced meals that are heavy on meat and you get some really nice movements

Because they are innocent and not toxic .

You're stuck with us though

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>>39172498
Who lets their son walk around naked outside in a neighborhood?

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that's so adorable OP
I want a little innocent shota boy to hut and install games for and see naked :(

>>39172329
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Exa0CzlCb3Y

Your daily dose

>>39172343
Going to see them in November btw

Slav here, so what actually happens in these threads?

>>39172301
Full story. Now.

>>39172301
>posts interesting story
>will post the rest if interested
JUST DO IT

When did /r9k/ turn into /b/?
Shouldn't be surprised that was not original.