Why have you given up on life?
I'm short, low IQ, raised by a single mother, and dropped out of Hs.
wouldn't bother playing a game knowing i have immutable shit stats and will just end up losing to chad, most people would find this decision reasonable, so i'm not going to bother playing the rigged game that is life.
>>34139058
>Short
A bunch of fuckin manlets from spain btfo of a country filled with 6 foot tall injuns
>>34139058
Because im weird.
>tall, high IQ, raised by myself mostly, never even attended HS
For some reason i just dont and never did give a fuck. If i could live Diogenes i would, but i also like comfort so...yeah.
Shit will work itself out somehow.
>>34139185
I'm weird too chad, we've got so much in common, do you want to plant your seed into me?
well have strong, tall and intelligent children.
>tfw no Oppai Loli Mouse gf
>>34139045
I literally can't stop buying commissions of this fucking mouse, someone please help me.
>>34139218
Buy comissions of women with symbiotes that make them into superhuman sex hungry futas instead so I can have more than 3 images on the whole internet to jack off to.
>>34139251
Why don't you do it? I'm serious, I literally save up money just to buy commissionsnessandlucied.tumblr.comwhy don't you do the same?
Serious question. would you apply to be on a reality show? Showing your NEET life and how pathetic you are to be aired on TV? It might get you noticed and you can get a gig acting or something. would you do it?
>>34138965
if they make it about awareness for mental illnesses that can isolate you from society sure.
>>34139007
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Should I do it? what if i get noticed and get a little gig as a funny actor or something in that nature?
I dont want to be the butt of the joke
i was talking to my mom and this one guy who whp has a cherry picker he used to get us on the roof of this building that my uncle owns. i was like "can you beilve its been over a year since then, september 2015". and my mom was just like "autism speaks" and they both said they didnt remember when the roof was fixed
anyone else have like this happen but when you ask if you should get andiagnosis theyre like "why pay money to prove it" and "youll probably bot be ablento own guns one day"
>>34138944
the fuck are you taking about.
oringalinioaoe.
>>34138944
im sorry, what?
oorriiggiinnaall
>>34138944
I think you're asking if you need to get your autism officially diagnosed?
>"Damn anon you're pretty cute."
How would you woo these ladies after this?
niggers dont say "you're"
damn girls i bet youre tight
>>34138938
I'd blush and walk away
*senators sons by the rolling tendies starts playing*
>>34138929
Fortunate Son by Creedence Clearwater Revival
>Vietnam was the Robots war
>normies spat on them when they got back from the war
>most ended up fucked up in the head
>>34139074
Credence Tendie Revival**
Any britbongs here who should be sending off their UCAS applications? I can't remember my account so I guess it's wageslaving for me.
>>34138908
Just mine off last week desu. SEND IT NOW. Don't be a wagie
>>34138908
Furthermore try calling ucas for login assistance
>>34138908
I missed mine because they had the presentation explaining what UCAS was etc during lunch so I snuck off and skipped the queue for the sandwich shop, I was the king of the sandwich store that day.
Anyway I ended up taking a gap year where I played everquest for 15 hours a day for a year and only worked 4 weeks.
I did go to uni after that and turned out fine! so don't sweat it
Anyone else enjoy buying clothes and stuff for hot cam/instagram girls?
It's a turn on for me, I like knowing that I've done something to impact their lives for the better and make them smile and I enjoy the sacrifice of working for the benefit of someone hot young and beautiful.
Also sometimes they chat with you and that's nice :-)
>>34138854
you're a cuck. Like, a legitimate cuck. Like who the hell buys shit for random whores online? Are you that desperate? If you can afford to do that why don't you just be a sugardaddy/mommy
>>34138854
>being a professional cuckold
>>34138854
Me.
But I'm not some wishlist manslut, I only buy things for Erica.
T-20 minutes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTmbSur4fcs
>>34138842
OH SHIT IT'S HABBENING
>>34138842
hope it fucking crashes on elon musk
>>34138842
inb4 cancelled for weather
Got a girl coming over to my place for the first time tonight for a date while my mom is out for the day.
How do I get her to have sex with me?
>>34138841
ask her politely
First you have to engage in touching your buttholes together
>>34138841
dont force it, trust me. if there's a big comfortable silence while you both sit on your bed, suggest like "would you like to have sex with me?"
I did some research guys. If you're looking for the place where it's easiest to meet girls (and you're white), it's Thailand.
I moved to a different city to start working and I was bored because I don't know anyone. I bought Tinder Plus and started playing. It lets you swipe from different cities, so I picked Bangkok and just started swiping on every non-uggo. In 3 days I got like 110 matches.
Full disclosure, I'm an average white guy. I'm tall and kind of in shape, but not muscular and my face is average. In LA I get like 3 or 4 matches per 100 decent-looking girls. Swiping in Bangkok was like 50%. I tried Tokyo (around Roppongi) and it was like 5-8% as well. For some reason, Thai qts crave white cock the most. Obviously some are ugly, and you'll get a decent number of ladyboys thrown in, but if there are other average guys on here, and you're desperate for qts, try Thailand.
>>34138808
Uh, yeah about Thai girls...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kathoey
>>34138844
Yeah, I said there are ladyboys mixed in. That doesn't cancel out all the qts. Plus, plenty of people are into that here
>>34138808
philippines might be similar/even better
+ they speak good English
dubs picks my next frame
https://www.goggles4u.com/promotions/bogo-buy-one-get-one.html
It's unlikely you'll get enough replies for dubs
https://www.goggles4u.com/9907-rectangle-eyeglasses-116523-c.html
However i think these are decent.
>>34138737
https://www.goggles4u.com/k6306-rectangle-eyeglasses-117097-c.html
I also don't think you'll get enough replies but here you go my negro.
>>34138737
These, fagboy glasses for king fagboy
STOP SEXUALIZING ME YOU DISGUSTING PIG
>>34138715
Manface titty monster. A conundrum.
Why would you not sexualize the female body? That's what most of it is there for, to sexualize it. The same with the male body. If we weren't sexualizing each other's bodies, we wouldn't exist.
>>34138730
>manface
Ok
Post what you are listening to right now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nREV8bQJ1MA
>>34138676
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCMtdIdUEn4
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sb5ZCr3YkM8
It's been almost a decade yet I can't stop listening this song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MElfYleGIVU
Why are Asian women so superior?
http://fusion.net/story/4169/everyone-wants-to-date-asian-babes-data-proves-this-myth-is-real/
>>34138646
>Latino
>Race
This is fuckin stupid
>>34139096
I never thought of pedantry as a mental disability until I visited this site.
It's really no wonder most of you find yourselves rejected by society.
>>34139096
it obviously says "ethnicity" in the image