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i get it. most used bookshops, DVD stores, toy stores etc. are just clothes or shoes stres now, there's nothing to shop for if you don't give a fuck about clothes

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>before the internet
>28

I'm 33 and have had the internet since before I was old enough to go into the city.

But I know what you mean. I used to like going to used bookstores, or music stores flipping through cds.

Remember going to CD shops and they had those headphones for you to listen to music?

Remember getting excited for an album and having to go to the shop and buy it for what is now the price a monthly Spotify?

Remember going to the video shop with your mates on Friday?

Remember having to prearrange a meet up and when you were out of the house you had no way of contacting your friends?

I remember, I remember it all.

I hope you all die in your sleep tonight.

>project due last friday
>every day late is 10 points off
>still havent touched it
I just can't find the effort or desire to do it.

>>35038697
Get it done today or you'll risk failing the class fucking retard

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>>35038597
>So how are you robots doing today?
good :(

I haven't done anything for 2 months and i'm fine with it. Thanks for asking.

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>>35038651
Well judging by that image I'm not sure if I believe you Anon..

>>35038577
Thanks Frosty!

LOVE YOU MY MAN

TEA |3 I-l

>>35038577
>Thanks Frosty
>oreginal as fick

heeeeelloooo reddit!!! xDD

>>35038527

I do not understand what you are saying.

afsdafaf

>>35038580
2nd green text is what she said to me

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fucking kek

I live pretty far from religious people so it's always fucking great to be reminded that
some people actually believe this shit

put on some shitty looking clothes and feign being homeless for the day

>>35038436
As someone who has worked at a supermarket you can literally just walk out the door without paying, they have a policy that employees dont try to stop you since they dont want lawsuits.

>>35038530
So I could just grab a bag fill it and walk out ? Wouldn't the alarm go off when I walk out with items that haven't been scanned

A 2D waifu

>>35038379
He married her out of love. It's a testament to him as a human

>>35038379
Someone post robert deniro's nigger wife and kids. Fucking pathetic.

>>35038147
>Girlfriend
Gtfo you fucking normie REEEEE

you could fuck off from this board for a start since you clearly don't have what it takes to post here


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35038624
To be fair I don't have sex with her until marriage and she only gets off when she pegs me

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>>35038137
SHUT UP
SHUT UP
SHUT UP I'LL FUCK YOU UP

Originamo for being Unoriginamo

>>35038137
Is website is for 18+ people. You should know that.

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>>35038137
Absolute trash, you faggot.

>>35038031
Really? You don't know? Wow.

>>35038031
I have multiple questions if this is actually serious

1. Have you never seen porn

2. Have you never had Sex Ed. in school?

3. How do you even think children are made

>>35038191
1 and 2 are elaborate lies made to ruin robot lives. 3 is the stork.

>>35037862
>he's doing okay

>tfw good student
>tfw was left to my own devices since I was 8 years old
>tfw straight As till college

>>35037862
>"anon gets really good grades but he doesn't participate in class"
>"why is anon so shy?"
:(

you have to get over your obsession with girls its so pathetic. Im also a 26 y/o virgin, for pleasure I buy stuff from amazon and fap to the item Im about to receive (mainly technology). I know it sounds absurd but if you try long enough it will work and bring you HAPPINESS

>>35037778
what age are you right now opee

>>35037778
your teenage years were the best opportunity for that. I don't think I've kissed a girl since I turned 20. (i'm 21 and a half now).

>>35037701
Dumb girls are best

>>35037729
Nope
originanal

>>35037770
Smart gurls are cunts

They're never as smart as men but they're "smart" enough to have opinions about everything and spew them whever possible to show off how smart they are.

>>35037692
You did some good in the world today anon

>>35037692
You're a good man anon.
I too see myself in kids like that, but I can't bring myself to be nice to them, because I still hate myself for being so awkward and beta as a kid. All of my current misery stems from that and I can't let it go.

>>35037692
Don't ever let anybody tell you that having a heart like that is weak. It makes you much stronger

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>it's another normie makes fun of your speech impediment right in front of your fucking face episode

>be raised in south england (near reading)
>move to north with family (near Sunderland)
>bullied by literally every boy there
>said i sound like a pussy
>got my head thrown into a fence once on the way home

I know your pain op. i hate my voice.

>>35037757
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

I have a friend with a rhotacism and it's brilliant. Even better is his name's robert.

it's all in good jest friend