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>>35664074
Because 2D is not real.

>>35664205
It should be though

>>35664278
The universe is unfair.

I should be a conqueror and warlord, but I'm not.

well that's pretty boring

oreganagoana

woah, anon, are you, um.....

devilish?

>>35664064
So they will expect something.

What will be the result in their heads?

1. They will think the counsellor is shit and couldn't help you
2. They will think you just ignored and acted like a kid interested in other stuff
3. They will think they fel for the counselling meme and build up rage against all counselling related universe adn spread such understanding to their peers
4. You are just a faggot and you are a fa ggot

>>35663946
Watch out, someone on here says firstworld countries have cucklord watchdog groups that narc on whitemen going to impoverished countries to score easy pussy

Don't know how true it is but be careful

>>35663992

I'm not a pedo, I don't want to do anything illegal s-sir. All I want is to not die a virgin

>>35664010
Whores are literally cheaper in europe and safer

>>35663875
Why ? It's the best thing

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>>35663875
Meet and fuck a QT jap gril only to find out they're very submissive in bed.

>>35663899
Good submissive or dead-fish submissive?

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no it won't
I don't need desertion added to my problems

>>35663870
>implying the United States would even let me in their Military.

>>35663870
Why so many of these threads?

I guess disenfranchised young men have always been the primary recruiting pool of the armed forces.

>grandma's spirit is summoned by the semen seance

>that op pic

aren't you the black poo guy?

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>>35663842
>uncle awoken the cumthulhu experiment

>>35663837
Is that really it? Or are you just an extreme grower?

>>35663837
man that must suck, legit just an oversized clit

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I'd put you in a cute, puffy diaper :3c

He goes on to tell me that he went on a coffee date with this "girl", and when he tried to make plans to buy some corn dogs for a second date (???), those plans then fell through. In his autistic mind, instead of just assuming that she had other responsibilities like a normal person would, he took it in the worst possible way as though she was declaring that she had no interest in a second date. He mentioned that she gave him a reason for not being able to make it to his proposed time-and-place, and I told him to simply take that at face value because she was probably telling the truth and actually had other things to do. He brings up her sister at this point, pointing out that his primary worry is that her sister isn't a "direct live feed of valuable information" regarding whether or not this "nubile, young nymphet" was responding well to "his gentlemanly courting attempts". Mind you, these are, in fact, his words. He's big into literature, I think. Anyway, I bring him down by mentioning that her sister may simply think it would be a valuable experience to handle this on her own rather than have her older sister hand hold her through it, and he seemed to buy it because his voice wasn't as shaky, his vocabulary became a bit more conversational, and he stopped pausing every few words.

The conversation winded down after that, and he mentioned he's planning on getting lunch with the older sister which worries me deeply. I wanted to give him some advice to make sure he doesn't blow everything by sperging out on her, but frankly I didn't want to take any further initiative because I was too busy about to do a little "rendezvous" myself (with my gf). Anyway, he finally thanked me for my "sagely advice" and "bid farewell" to me. Again, his words.

(2/3, oops)

Fast forward to today. They've been talking "nonstop", and they apparently scheduled a second date, although I don't think corn dogs are involved this time. I'm kind of happy for him, but at the same time terrified because I sincerely worry that he'll come to me to tell me every single solitary detail about their relations together if they hook up, good or bad. God save me.

The kicker? She's 17.

What do?

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>gf
Stopped reading right there.
Get the fuck out.

>>35663818
Google how to tie a noose idiot. No wonder you're killing yourself

>>35663818
If you're absolutely sure you want to do it...

Research exit bags. Most painless method if a gun is not available, might not be the easiest, but you won't feel a thing

This is a permanent solution to a temporary problem, remember that.

>>35663853

this, if you wanted to kill yourself and had access to rope you would literally just google it. stop being dramatic

>>35663771
I tell people I'm 6'1 and I'm 6'1.

5'3"
5'3"
i'm too short to lie about my height

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>5'10
somewhere between 5'9 and 5'10

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>>35663757
>he doesn't like the best season there is
>he doesn't want to go to pet all the cute newborn animals

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>>35664371
>the best season

Everyone knows the best and most comfy season is winter. Only normies think differently.

>>35664648
>winter holiday season
>christmas and new years eve season

yup totally a robot season

>>35663738
>Is there a special austist only club?
It's called deviantart

>>35663738
What you do is absolutely fucking nothing. Just continue on as you were before. Avoid using it as an excuse for everything in your life or as a reason to behave shittily in future.

Or you can go on that wrongplanet site and whine with the other autists.

>>35663738
Yes, infact all autists greet each other with the super secret 'i'm staring at you as we pass out of the corner of my eye' greeting

You'll both mumble 'Hi' after you're a safe distance away from one another

>>35663626
i keep asking myself the same thing man .

>>35663626
we are mentally ill, this is not a normal behavior

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I always see the pillow as a giant slice of bread and wonder who wants to eat a cellophaned dog sandwich

Please reply I really need advice

>>35663616
My advice is to not commit suicide

>>35663616
>I'm so fucking retarded I'm asking if vitamins can kill me
Kill yourself faggot

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i don't really think about it but it does annoy me when people make fun of something i can't control.

t. guy who is trying to pose as a fembot

>>35663712
>but it does annoy me when people make fun of something i can't control.
That's the nature of life though. If people weren't born better than others, we wouldn't have retarded people.

>>35663579
Not particularly. Big breasts seem like a hassle and I dint think they're particularly good looking in any case.