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>>36738745
go to bed and be over it, if that doesn't work try again
anime isn't real

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>>36738928
>anime isn't real
but the feelings it's giving me are too real

>>36738970
i'm still barely over Shigatsu wa Kimi no Uso but the only solution here is to move on to another show already dumbass

I suppose nobody really cares at all

go to a bar get a couple of drinks to loosen up and make small talk

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Get a job, and/or go to college, you can meet people there.

I know!
how about you get the fuck off of my board you roastie slut. okay???

Only if you like him duh

>>36738755
I don't like him. He's stuck up and entitled.

RIP ktter.

We have a lot of yotes in my corner of Wisconsin so I'm glad my cat has no interest in going outside.

>>36738663
here's a story to cheer you up
>visit dad in bc
>little bro has 2 cats, twins
>one day im sleeping and one cat bothers me while asleep
>it limps towards me and just lays down, all defeated, next to my mattress
(there was a box spring, it was low, but it couldn't jump up)
>give it a pet and fall asleep
>wake up, he's not there, mom and dad not there either
>they come back with a box and my dad storms into the house
>mom holding it, looks me in the eyes like she's in shock
>just woke up, eye crust and everything, "what's in the box?"
>"the cat"

find out a coyote fucked it up, it escaped but it had severe injuries and couldn't survive, it was punctured internally by a bone or something

>work a few days later
>after work go grab a beer with my only friend
>friend ditches me to smoke weed
>drink at bar alone, why not
>get smashed and return home by foot, takes an hour
>see coworker, underage, who doesn't work when I do but had a few shifts together
"hey what's up anon?"
"my bros cat was killed recently and my family seems upset about it"
"oh shit! i have some kittens if you want to drop by"

>drop by, see a shitload of kittens, take the friendliest one
>walking back home with it crying and im like everythings gonna be ok lil nigga
>get home, grab a beer from fridge, walk into bro's room with kitten behind my back, hiding it
"what's up big bro?"
>toss the kitten lightly on his bed and leave
>screams of joy are heard
>got to return back home in 3 days
>kitten grows close to my bro only
>return home
>falling out with dad
>haven't seen any of them in 6 years

>your caught fought a lynx and died in glorious combat
your cat sounded like a fucking cool cat, sorry bout your loss anon

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>tfw fucked up the tittle

yea but did he dead

>>36738710
is he is he dead?

>>36738568
ok
>hook up with juan's qt latina cousins/sisters at reception

>>36738568
Gringos on suicide watch

>>36738568
oh look, Juan got the discount-throw away food from the "white people" grocery.

good for him.

>>36738561
>that kid who squatted over the toilet seat to poo, not making contact with the seat or flushing

(that kid was me)

>>36738561
le bump

nnb

Is your name Isaac?

>>36738497
>have to be up in 9 hours for an 8 hour shift every single day for the rest of my life
Truly this is hell on earth, i wiah i was a NEET

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>>36738497
>Have 2 word essay due in 4 hours

>>36738562
>kill me
You just finished you essay, you welcome.

>>36738431
Don't you have anything better to do than to bait this board every night?

>>36738431
Timestamp or out

>>36738431
>I accidentally cheated on my bf
>accidentally

there is no accidents in whoreland

>>36738408
That's some high quality bait there mate

>loose

IT'S FUCKING "LOSE" YOU DIPSHIT NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36738530

It kills me inside a little bit every time I see it.

>>36738385
>>God damn Anon, you're the greatest vote I ever had.
what did she mean by this

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>>36738385
>you're the greatest vote I ever had.
what did she mean by this?

>>36738385
https://youtu.be/M98TnmoEoh0

I have a small, smooth, pink, moist dick if you want it?

>>36738376
ewww holy fuck that's such a weird looking peenie

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that really doesn't look normal at all

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>>36738372
I remember prom night, I was looking out the window looking at people my age having fun and being social

>dad keeps pressuring me to ask any girl out to senior prom
>I don't mind going alone since all I do are autistic dances at parties the whole time
>he'd rather have me stay home on prom night if that's the case
Why are all the girls taken by chads reeeeee

>>36738372
Genuine question. What is prom?

>>36738294
I see you read my thread.
I'm gonna go the shrink route. Let's hope the voodoo is in my favor.

>>36737912
this is you, isn't it. Reevaluate your life.

>>36738294
Yes. It's a meme. Any website that isn't dead is a honeypot, and finding any website that isn't on the hidden wiki is damn near impossible, since all the hidden wiki sites are either honeypots, dead, of only link to surface web sites and provide the same shit you could find on the surface web.

bumping because notice me, faggots

kill yourself degenerate weeaboo faggot

that or get a job and get it urself

game is shit