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I do want to turn my life around, get my license, and get a job in my field instead of the work I've been doing.

I tried before and failed, then was too discouraged to keep trying.

>How does it feel to know that many fresh opportunities for success are now flaunted?
Feels bad, man.

>>39256616
Fuck you OP. I try everytime and get fucking shot down. There's no hope, so I began to give up. Knowing that this feedback cycle will endlessly continue only makes things worse.

>>39256616
Because in my line of work its pretty much unspoken rule #1 not to get a GF or a wife

>>39256598
why are they so mean to the girls in that picture? sound like good women tb h unironically

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>>39256685
It's the "western women are entitled landwhales" meme.

I'm also wondering if this type of threads wouldn't be better on another more normie/outgoing board such as .. idk /trv/ is a ghost town, /soc/ is dicks&tits, maybe /int/? or /bant/?

>>39256598
>Second profile
>Goes on a dating site looking for friendship and to just talk

What the ever loving fuck? I'm trying to work out if she's just playing hard to get or if it's one big call for attention...maybe both

fairy tail is garbage dont bother watching it.
If you havent watched dragonball watch that, or better yet read the manga.
then watch melancholy of haruhi suzumiya

Full metal alchemist 03
Gundam AGE
Gundam unicorn

>>39256580
I have seen dragon ball. I haven't seen too much of dbz because imo it's shitty.

>>39256359
I don't. I've spoken to enough beautiful women to know they're usually boring, like most girls.

Why do we crave beauty?

>>39256359
Because they make our weewees feel funny

why is this such a boner inducing facial expression

>>39256318
i don't like this girl because she's black

She's 1/3 black but her facial features are straight out of the congo

>Ah don't get me wrong though, I laughed at 9/11 too

>>39256287
.... uh, j-just a prank bros?

>>39256287
Always say such things in a slightly humorous manner, so people will think you're joking. The best thing is to be mentally prepared for encounters with normies and understand how their brains work, then you will always know what to say. Eventually, after spending a lot of time with normies, you won't even have to think about it, because spending time with them will generally make you a more approachable and positive person. Unlike hanging on /b/ or /r9k/ which is full of self-hating degenerates that just contribute to the misery of others, and their own as well. You can never be a positive person if you take 4chan posts seriously.

I wonder how much poop that butt produces daily

The real femanons are all fat and/or ugly. If they weren't they wouldn't be on here.

>>39256697
Why do you have to ruin it?

>>39256163
could you do same to me?

Just become an alt-right nazi and your local antifa will gladly do it.

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People like you just tire everyone. Yes, yes you are so horrible, big whoop.

>>39256044
Yap. A total loser. A dickless cuck

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>>39256044
Not only that, after his death people started suggesting that he was actually homosexual. He wanted to go out an alpha but he seems to have achieved only the opposite.

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>>39256044
>blocked on his killing spree night by A FUCKING DOOR
holy shit, imagine, planning this for months, even years, your big moment of triumph and what stands in the way of your retribution? A FUCKING DOOR
can't make this shit up

>>39256033
Did you ever stick it up you're ass

>>39256070
Thanks for the (OP). No, but I snorted it a few times when I was in my mid teens.

how did you get a perscription?

>>39256002
We are headed for a cyberpunk dystopian future OP, but we wont get any of the cool technology that comes with it.
Just lots of political corruption, wealth inequality and social unrest.
Its gonna fucking succ

>>39256002
You forgot climate change and the end of oil. I can't wait for it to happen, the 21st century is gonna be a hinge century.
But yea, things are gonna get pretty weird, especially when people are gonna start fighting for basic ressources like food&water

>>39256168
>people are gonna start fighting for basic ressources like food&water

We aren't exactly running out

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The sound when shit hits water

its not a sound but
>person sits next to me
>theres space somewhere else

Bodily fluids.

When ever someone says a word out loud starting with S.

Men wouldn't do this if women didn't act so fucking neurotic about people touching them

A hand shake is virtually rape to some women.

>>39255734
but why do you do that when she's obviously not bothered by you? look at the girl in the pic. She's obviously glad to be close to the guy. And he's still hoverhanding. VIRGINS MUST TRULY DIE

>>39255689
Never done it
Women usually are the ones touching me tho

I heard italy has easy neetbux, true?

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>>39255738
>I heard italy has easy neetbux, true?
Sorry mate I have no idea what neetbux is or are

>>39255738
not really mate, it's pretty hard to get neetbux in italy

>>39255657
The laughing stocks of 4chan are /mlp/, /pol/, and /r9k/. It was this way since /mlp/ was created.

>>39255657
yeah you are

>>39255682
/mlp/ is there too, however /pol/ is after /b/ the majority of the bandwidth. Don't underestimate the power of angry autists.

>/s4s/
>the funnyjunk of 4chan
>not complete trash