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> Meet girl on online dating site
> Talk to her for 2 days
> Everything goes well
> Fun to talk to, cute, messages me instantly
> Send her more recent photos of myself
> Ignored for hour
> Ask her what happened
> "Sorry it's not like we're dating or anything (She doesn't find me attractive and moves on)

This is the 3rd time this week. I'm giving up on life.
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>>37857448
You should. You sound ugly
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Kinda the same here OP. I have kinda long conversations with girls online but the moment I ask them out on a date I never hear from them again. Hell l, I can't even get fat chicks. Not even sure why they would bother with me since they can see my profile pic.
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Why are you using outdated photos of yourself in the first place?

In this thread you must very originally post names and you must reply to your name if it is posted.

Let me begin:

Austin
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>>37857411
Any jacobs?

You can still post names if you don't have any previously listed.
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>>37857411
adolph
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>>37857825
Caught me. FUcking fuck fuck shit.

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Instead of complaining about not being able to get a gf why not get a bf?
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Because I'm not attracted to men. Ori uh xh j h f
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>>37857402
I tried
All the gay guys I met were size queens and ghosted me after one encounter.
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>>37857402
Because men are hideous, disgusting pieces of shit.

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>tfw every woman I've met who "loves" reading only reads YA novels

My parents taught me to be humble and not to judge people, that to be an elitist was an awful thing.

But I can't help it when it comes to shit like this. I think YA novels are too trashy even for fucking teenagers, let alone women my age.

Why do they do this?

When will I find a girl who wants to discuss "The Mezzanine" with me?
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what about mtf
her fertility doesn't matter, right?
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>cousin wanted to be a writer as a young teen
>all she read was trashy near pornographic ya werewolf fucker bs
>all her stories are weird and rapey
>tfw no cool little cousin that has interesting thoughts or ideas to discus.
disappoint.
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>>37857397

I want to date someone who can actually go to Heaven with me

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When did you realize that /r9k/ was the cuccshed?
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>>37857307
you can't be cucked if you've never had a girlfriend
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>>37857349

cuccing is a meme
the /r9k/ userbase is being subverted
it's the very purpose of the board
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>>37857396
>cuccing is a meme
in what world do you live

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>malebot tries to hit on you while talking about anime
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>>37857278

I'll admit, I probably wouldn't be able to control myself if I met a girl who liked the same anime as me.

It's been my fantasy for the past 11 weeks to find someone else who watches Shuumatsu Nani Shitemasuka Isogashii Desuka Sukutte Moratte Ii Desuka
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>rostie pretends takes up men's hobbies to pretend to be interesting and different just because Stacy calls her gross
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Why can't we get these threads deleted too?

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>Cashier at pizza place asks if I have any plans for tonight
>It's a tuesday
Do normies go out on tuesdays, What the hell is wrong with them. I haven't gone out in almost a year.
I hate having to say "No"
I don't have any fucking plans, I never do
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She's just making small talk you autist. She's not suggesting you're going out on an all night party binge. She's expecting a response such as having a meal with friends/family, just staying in with the GF watching TV, going to the shops to get weekly groceries, having a relaxing bath, going for a walk or anything else normies do. Your actual response of eating pizza and having a wank to hentai is also a plan, but much less socially acceptable.
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>>37857353
Small talk is a fucking meme
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>>37857441
>namefagging
why why would you do such a thing

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suck my ass you fuckin normie faggots
>no discord cancer
>no steam cancer
>no faggot femwhore looking for a beta provider
>no 19 year old boys thinking they are smart pretending to be a girl and inviting over robots to sponsor him on discord but he forgets they aint go no money for even a hooker


god i wish they disabled trip codes also
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discord cancer is still going to be posted.
steam cancer is still going to be posted.
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>>37857380
Just try, normalbitch. I've got my report button ready to go. The mods (/our guys/ ) will do the rest.
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>>37857159
This.

BAN KEKCORD
BAN STEAM
BAN FEMBOTS
and most of all ban the shills and trips.

Trap/Trans threads need to be moved to /lgbt/, if pornographic moved to the associated porn board (or one created).

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I don't want to be trans
I don't want to be gay
I don't want to be a man

I just wish I was born a girl

Anybody else?
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>>37857141

Same. So many cute clothing options.
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>>37857141
>I don't want to be trans
>I don't want to be gay
>I don't want to be a man
>I just wish I was born a girl
>Anybody else?

I kinda feel the same but dressing up like a girl and wearing makeup and stuff feels kinda like being a girl and I honestly am considering taking hrt because it's not like I have anything to lose
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>Don't want to be trans
>Don't want to be gay

>Want to be a tomboyish girl.

Memes aside.
I feel weak, sad, alone and not loved. I want to hide and cry, because I don't have the strength to live in this, so harsh, world.

A man like me is the lowest being one could imagine.
Dudes are strong, they don't run, and they don't cry. They don't need others to live, they could be hunting dragons on the alps on their own, surviving with the sheer strength of their manliness.

And because of that i need to keep a straight face and pretend everything's okay.
It's not, but i cannot ask for help: it would make me fall even further into the hole of miserableness. I would feel derided and judged.

If i was a girl I could cry and be scared, without being and feeling disgusting.
It's pretty much the same reason i come here. On r9k you can do the same: you can cry and not being judged.

My meme therapist told me "what are you doing now is being strong anon, you are like that knight on the Alps: not crying, looking happy and stand to the expectations of the world are your foes. You are the hero of the story."
But i don't want to be the hero. I want to be small and make others happy.

How long do y'all give me till i either off myself or become a hon?

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Question to femanons ! does the extreme women-hating of this board bother/annoy you ? or do you just ignore it ?

(pic unrelated)
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They're just bitter losers. It's kind of funny.
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>>37857137
It's more or less a bad meme at this point and doesn't really hold water. Some of them are honestly pretty goddamn funny.
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>>37857137
I don't ignore it, but I wouldnt say it bothers me either.
I usually reply to it and try to turn it to hating ALL people instead. And whenever I get bored of arguing I just drop out and hope someone else replies to them instead. So not an annoyance but more of just like an itch, its nice to relieve it sometimes.

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any lesbian robots on /r9k/?

how's the gf hunt going?
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>get a gf
>move in together a week later
>stop having sex
>start beating each other
>break up
>get a girlfriend
>move in a week later

It's really not that hard, just tiresome
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>inb4 Austria dyke anon
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Why don't you move your asses to /lgbt/, fallen for vogue cucks?

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I'm completely convinced at this point that it is impossible for men not be at least a little gay.
Let me explain.
Men wont cuck you and play victim, they don't just use sex to manipulate you like women do.
It's retarded for any guy to pretend anymore. There's no point in not wanting to be happier in relationships, which women never make easy. They are bred to be entitled, spoiled by social norms and "female empowerment."
We blame ourselves too much when girls tell us we aren't good enough. If their idea of a healthy relationship is the man completely disregarding his own needs for the sake of their comfort, its insane to think any guy would not want something different deep down. It is self abuse not to.
Hatred of females aside, guys are so much more emotionally mature than girls are. We use reason and compassion at the same time, making us the ideal match for each other.
In my own experience, guys are so much better at sex. They know EXACTLY what other guys want.
This is what makes me so glad that I have had a boyfriend for the past few months instead of a girlfriend. He's just as loving and affectionate (yes, hes always down for sex and snuggles after a LAN party - shitty monitor picture related) without all the bad.
So /r9k/, what's your excuse for not having a boyfriend by now?
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>>37857096
Cause he always curves me when I try anything with him
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>>37857096
>I'm completely convinced at this point that it is impossible for men not be at least a little gay.

Just because you're a faggot doesn't mean everyone is you gay piece of shit.

>Men wont cuck you and play victim, they don't just use sex to manipulate you like women do.

Men are just as narcissistic and abusive as women. You're a fucking retard if you actually think this.

>We blame ourselves too much when girls tell us we aren't good enough. If their idea of a healthy relationship is the man completely disregarding his own needs for the sake of their comfort, its insane to think any guy would not want something different deep down. It is self abuse not to.

Taking a cock in the ass doesn't absolve you of personal responsibility or make you any less shit if you're shit. And you accuse women of having a sense of entitlement? Are you kidding me?

>Hatred of females aside, guys are so much more emotionally mature than girls are. We use reason and compassion at the same time, making us the ideal match for each other.

40 year old manchildren exist and you sound like one. Sucking a cock and playing vidya without getting nagged for being a lazy useless sack of shit that can't pull his own weight doesn't make you emotionally mature. Neither does talking with a lisp while you spend 2 hours trying to pick the colour of your drapes.

>In my own experience, guys are so much better at sex. They know EXACTLY what other guys want.

Not a virgin. Has a boyfriend. You're a normie scum.

>This is what makes me so glad that I have had a boyfriend for the past few months instead of a girlfriend.

Nice virtue signalling normie. Why the fuck are you here you gay cunt? Take your relationshit bullshit the fuck away

>So /r9k/, what's your excuse for not having a boyfriend by now?

Leave. Never come back. You don't belong here normie.
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>>37857322
someones a bit too insecure for this thread

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>tfw you discover that there has been a shelter for rescued wan wan huskies in your area this whole time

I may be a fucking idiot.
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congratulations

don't fuck any of them
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>>37857082
There's a husky epidemic because retards watched GoT and thought they're be automatically loyal and trained like their /tv/ wolves.

Also, please be my wan wan loving gf. We can start a dog ranch and raise a bunch of wan wans together.
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based husky poster

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>Be 22 years old
>Neighbor randomly asks mom, "Why doesn't your son get out of the house more?"
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>with family outside
>and you anon what do you do with your life?
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>>37857064
>mom responds 'haha he does not like going out that much'
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>>37857207
She literally said this but I work from home and saving up for a fucking car

I don't know WHY my mother didn't say this to her and I also don't know why she didn't say "Well, that's none of your business"

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how do I get a job with no qualifications as a 22 year old with poor social skills? pay isn't important
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That outfit is pure autism.
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>>37857023
it's pretty cool though
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just apply for restaurants and retail, maybe factory work or labor, but that's mostly middle aged men. it's a numbers game. someone will hire you.


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