Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 9299. page

Yes, try to endure it. or don't and kys yourself.

>>35116157
Both sound so tempting

>>35116138
Time to explore outdoors, anon.

>>35116126
This describes me perfectly, but can we please stop trying to classify every minor variation from standard sexuality?

>>35116126
So basically a cuck.

>>35116126
literally me
though if anyone asks it's vanilla asexuality :^)

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my indian parents literally say that exact same shit every single time I fucking look at my phone
I don't think this is Indian specific though

I don't know how to explain to them that I am actually cuteposting with anonymous fagboy strangers on the internet

>texting a girl there mate he he

Oh dad you have no idea how fucking Kane your son really is

>>35116147
Where are you from , anon? At least your parents care about you.

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Is that boogie2988? Asking for a friend.

>>35115957
I'm a hideous monster with a garbage personality. So, grotesque inside and out. No one would ever want me.

>>35115957
The fact that those people exist and are doing that makes me sick.

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>>35115896
but she's a /lit/ gf not a /mu/ gf

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>>35116065
No, she's definitely /mu/-tier. Writing poetry in your spare time is nothing out of the ordinary for that type of girl.

>>35115896
>wanting a pretentious golddigger who admits shes a slut

You people have the worst taste in women. Truly.

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>>35115776
I could really use a (You)...

>>35115776
I really hope the dull pain in my temple doesn't progress into a full on migraine- I want to go to the gym today

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I could really use a (You) right now....would make me very happy

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>>35115735
please..................... help a robot out........

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>>35115735
please i'm begging you....... T~T

>>35115735
Isn't this like? Entry level chemistry?

>he does the virgin /r9k/ perusal

Really.

wtf is virgin knuckle crack?

>he waits for the bus like a virgin

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Discuss this, faggot.

>>35115649
>atheist pagan
what?

feeling lonely? what's the point of making this thread when you know how everyone will reply

>>35115645
thanks for the laugh, kiddo

my friends used to randomly quote SB all the time. It was the best

>>35115661
I think we're friends dude.

>>35115851
no, lots of people do that shit

>>35115637
It's from the hormones in the food supply

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>>35115637
You fucking such

>>35115660
oh great. its fucking contagious, now I fucking suck.

I realized this when I turned 20. I feel like all the oneitis fags are still teenagers, probably mostly underageb& in high school.

>>35115947
this anon is so finna based

>>35115574
My gf has an orbiter at her job. Whenever he gets out of pocket I put a hickey on her neck to put him in his place.

>tfw she run out of piano keys before you run out of voice

>>35115467

what are you, twelve?
that or a really small piano

>>35115490
No, it's a 61 key casio from the 80's and my range goes below what it play.

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>>35115397
my dinner was...

daal and rice with naan and vindaloo curry

it was good

I see you are likely a vegan OP
I am too
be my bf

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>>35115397
Original foodpost

>>35115437
silly anon, u cant drink water with sticks

and they're always upset like grow the fuck up

They aren't expected to have much, so it never develops. If a guy whines and asks for petty favors, you call him a faggot. When girls do it everybody bends over backwards for them.

>>35115414
On the fucking money. And why can't you walk home? My car broke down, my bike popped a tire, and I didn't have an apartment. Couch hopped until I found a good job. I fucking walked around the city all day waiting out the hours and never once called her up. She got drunk and has to walk six blocks back to her place. Don't like it? Drive the car you have or stop spending your money and get a new phone that can download apps.