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>guy in my lecture came to uni with his cum-rag shirt on

how do i help him anons?
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You don't, he's happy, let him bee himself
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Why do so many people use shirts for cum rags?

Use a fucking sock you dumbasses.
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>>35562122
i dont think hes noticed anon, im not sure

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I have no friends and have no human interaction so I often like to watch youtube videos that simulate having a friend. Right now my favorite channel is Steve1989 MREinfo. He basically unboxes old MRE's, tastes their contents and talks about them.

I also like Aquachigger and Nuggetnoggin who do metal detecting.

Are there any other youtube channels similar to this?
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>>35562085

I watch Steve 1989 as well. The older the food the better the video
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>>35562085
You should watch dreamdate VR. I wonder if it will show up in non be mode
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>>35562117

I'm not really looking for anything affectionate like asmr or vr dating. That just makes me feel more depressed and isolated.

Just normal guys who do things and talk. Past unboxing channels and metal detecting, it's hard to find anything new.

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I'm sad as hell and I'm not gonna take it anymore

It's time I finalized my decision, in less than 2 months, I'm going to kill myself because there's just some people that can't make it, I'm a perfect example of said person.

I'm scared of dying, but it has to be done- the only way to be sure is to put a gun to my head and pull the trigger and not think twice, but I don't even know how to get a gun without busting my ass and wasting time applying for a license.

In Canada, how can somebody get a gun, a simple pistol is all I need, one bullet- I don't want to hurt anyone, it's me that's the problem.

Other methods give me too much time to panic or chicken out which will make my life even worse. It's a bullet to the brain or nothing.

That's it. How does a 21 year old Canadian get a pistol illegally? Any other leafs ever buy a gun without a license for any reason that can weigh in?
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>>35562083
>here is a man who couldn't take it anymore
>here is a man who stood up against the scum, the dogs, the filth, the shit
>here is a man who stood up
>here is...
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>>35562083
I dare you to go on a suicide vacation. They're fun. Ended up in a psych ward with nice people.
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>>35562123
fuck that nonsense, harris, klebold, roof, that asian kid whatever the fuck his name was, that other asian kid from vtech, didn't make no fucking difference, fuck them, they just helped push the opposing agenda, i have no political motivation, I just want out

>>35562155
is that going out of the country to have someone else off me? again, that takes too much time, if I buy a gun, worst case scenario I get scared for a few days, and then come back to my senses and then shoot myself when I realize what kind of life I have ahead of me.

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Name a better deal than a hot and ready pizza from Little Caesars. Oh wait, you can't.

>5 bucks for a medium pizza
>2 dollars for that amazing crazy bread
>Other places are like 6 dollars but they get you with overpriced delivery fees and the obligation to tip
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>>35561994
I think you can get much cheaper construction material at home depot.
I can't imagine anyone trying to use hot n ready pizza for anything else.
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>>35561994
Little Caesars is alright if I'm broke. I unironically think they have the best crust. Once their pizza gets cold it's time to feed it to the dog
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>>35562024
They have my favorite marinara out of Pizza hut and Domino's. Pizza Hut's is too sweet and watery.

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WAT ARE U LISTENING TO R9K

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmaSK1xF_RA
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>>35561812
That is terrible Anon.
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>>35561812

IM NOT TELLIN U

I wonder what she did to earn the honor of getting a knife lodged in her face.
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My neighbors arguing,

Michael really fucked up. Some girl that I assume is his girlfriend "HAAAATES HIM!"

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>tfw you will never colonize the new world

>tfw you will never cross an ocean in a disease-ridden, understocked ship in order to make a monarch somewhere slightly more powerful

>tfw you will never fuck an indigenous qt

>tfw you will never have a quiet, happy life as a family in the colony

This feel should crush you.

Suspend your autism for a moment and consider how fulfilling this would be.
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>>35561792
Maybe, but then I wouldn't have the internet
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>>35561923
Maybe you'd be happy without the internet. Imagine if that bell could be un-rung.
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>>35561941
What bell do you mean, Anon?

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What gave you your first boner, robots?
Pic sadly related
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>>35561720
I was at swim team and I noticed the instructor who was maybe 17 or 18 had her nipples showing from underneath two swimsuits layered on top of eachother. Was pretty hot desu. Also 8 year old me was wondering. What was up with my p3n0r
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>>35561720
Quite possibly this.
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Terra das my First waifu

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I've noticed recently many women are wearing these. What do they mean by this?
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>>35561715
it means they do anal
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Third post down. Youve made it lad. Good work.
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it means she is a cutie that knows fashion.

Also that she is into me.

most of you:
>do nothing
>nothing happens
>get mad and whine about it
lol
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>>35561676
pretty much yeah

You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.
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>>35561676
pretty much yeah

You have been muted for 6 seconds, because your comment was not original.
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>>35561676
Lol exactly.. quite egoistic

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hi r9k, I just bought

2 x Shimapan Renewal ver. Emerald Green
2 x Shimapan Renewal ver. Coral PINK
1 x Large Size Over Knee Socks - Black (for Otokonoko)
1 x Knee High Border Socks Blue
1 x Zettai Ryoiki Knee-Socks for Otokonoko -- 3 Lines
1 x My Maid Black Cat - Size L-LL

with express shipping with my neet autismbux, how was your day?
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>>35561675
reply to my thread pretty please 3:
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>>35561675
>for Otokonoko

th-they make things like that?!

How much did all this cost? I wish I could buy them but I'm fat and it won't look good
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>>35561964
$243 AUD x_x

imma have to skip food for a while but that's probably a good thing so I can look cute for when they arrive

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>unidentified item in the bagging area
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>go to walmart
>see this
what do?
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>>35561710
Damn is that Walmart in Detroit?
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>>35561718
You haven't been in a Walmart lately, have you?

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do teen girls really do this at their slumber parties?
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eat each others prolapses?

no. they don't.
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>>35561594
This and shit eating are two fetishes I'll never understand. All I can think about when I see a prolapse is how painful it looks and them I start cringing and my boner goes away
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I think they usually just breastfeed each other.

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How does /r9k feel about Corn?
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>>35561484
corn is pretty good
on the cob is the best way of consuming corn
7.6/10
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>>35561484
Caesar writes about it way too much.
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>>35561484
I enjoy corn. Fun fact, America is the biggest supplier of corn to Mexico.

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Does anyone know Korean? I was watching PlayboyTV Korea and wanted to find the movie again. I saved this blurry screenshot of what I think is the title. Can anyone tell me what it says?
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>>35561389
You're in luck! That happens to read "OP is a fucking faggot"
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I don't know korean
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https://translate.google.com.br/?hl=pt-BR#auto/en/%EC%98%86%EC%A7%91%20%EC%97%AC%EC%9E%90%EB%B0%8B%EC%9D%BC%EC%95%84%EB%B2%84%EB%A6%B0%20%EC%9C%A0%EB%B6%80%EB%82%A8

That should be it. I don't know what the words mean, I just know the alphabet

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I hate soft happy ass shit.
I hate pinky dinky vibrant fucking colors.
I hate people who laugh at shit I don't personally find funny.
I hate men who find acting like women is cool.
I hate prissy dumb women.
I hate prissy dumb men.
I hate sex and people who obsess over it.
I hate people who "need" to take medicine to stabilize non-physical illnesses.
I hate people who don't understand cause and effect.
I hate people who have no spacial awareness.
I hate people who are literally assholes for no relatable outside reason but because they realized they can be.
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>>35561342
I can guarantee you fap to tranny porn, take a pharmaceutical medicine for a personality disorder, and that you are in fact an asshole for no apparent reason.

When everyone else around you is the problem it's probably because you are the problem.
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>everyone else is a vapid sheep, only I am superior
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>>35561342
Hater in da house!!! You really hate me for taking my antipsychotics

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