I've been locked up for 4 months and I haven't been on 4chan in a very long time
This is my first post since I've been home
Being the only white person on a pod is terrible and now I'm glad to be wasting my life again not surrounded by niggers (I'm from Hampton roads)
Not worrying about if I'm going to have to get in a fist fight everyday is great and I don't recommend jail to any robot because you'll be a social outcast in there too
I'm posting from my mom's computer so I don't have any pictures to choose from that are 4chan related
I was in for B&E if anyone was curious
>>38086430
Hooray. What did you break and enter and why
>>38086430
What was the thing that you were most looking forward to when you got out?
county is usually pretty tough. did you get punked.
Someone explain this screenshot out of context.
Two fags
They are dressing in pretend mystery solver outfits.
Connie is dressed as Carmen Sandiego for some reason and Steven is supposed to be undercover
Mario and poo in loo under a flashlight.
Seriously, how do you wagies get jobs? I have never been able to get a job in my entire life so far. My parents are not going to let me mooch off them forever, and I dont have any disabilties that would get me free NEETbux
Pic unrelated
Apply yourself you lazy piece of shit.
>>38086329
See if there are any job fairs being held near to where you live. Employers there sometimes interview and hire right on the spot.
Getting a job is easy, it's keeping it that's hard. Also just tell them you use this website and you would have a disability, they give a disability to anybody for any reason.
> get call
> its from aunt
> "anon, help me move this weekend! I will pay you $15 an hour!"
> YIPPIE.jpg
> "All you need is one friend to help you"
> curl up in fetal position
> roll myself down mountain of sorrow
> feelsbadman
>>38086242
I'll help you do it
Is the problem you don't have a friend? Post a Craigslist ad
>>38086242
How do people seriously not have 1 single friend
What's the most ballzy thing you've ever done?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EI788L-fbn4
"I've dug two graves for us, my dear". Fits these two perfectly.
>>38086522
Hey, this is great. I need to check out more of his music.
>>38086968
He is a true robot. If you listen to more of his stuff and watch a couple of videos on/of him, you'll see.
Why do women talk in deeper voices when they talk to me? Anyone else experience this?
>>38086181
Do they call you "bro" too?
>>38086181
Women raise the pitch of their voices when they're talking to men they find attractive kek
>>38086181
Women's voice raise in pitch when talking to a male that they're interested in. They all only see you as a friend. Sorry senpai.
All of you are virgins and will never get laid, haha.
>>38086077
I'm not a virgin. But I act and feel like one. So essentially I'm a beta
And you're a bad boy
ain't that da truth
What song makes you feel like you're hacking the government main-frame?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjIPzyVlK60
Is there any contest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoZgZT4DGSY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAGweH1pLo4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgtDHqWmSnc
Daily reminder that college is way easier than high school and only retards think otherwise
>>38086025
College is different than high school. Not easier. There were many nights where I got no sleep.
I have three degrees. I found college to be way more enjoyable, but not easier.
Assuming college is the same thing as university then I'd have to disagree.
High school was easier because I was forced to do the work in class. I have no self control and i always procrastinate in college
YOU'RE MY FAVOURITE RAPPER NOW! YEAH, DUDE, I BETTER BE
OR YOU CAN FUCKIN' KISS MY ASS: HUMAN CENTIPEDE
>>38086016
SO FRESH PRINCE THEY ABOUT TO BRING THE SHOW BACK
>>38086016
>tfw when hold me close, my darling
>>38086176
SHE WaNnA gO tO CaLiFoRnIAaAa
It's Saturday night rosebuds, let's have a rose thread! First of the month!
>>38085974
Bless you, anon, for posting the prettiest boy I've ever laid eyes upon.
>>38085986
Stop calling my waifu a boy! If she were to read your comment she would be very hurt, you beast.
>>38085974
but whats so special about saturday?
>Short
>Fat
>Ugly
>So autistic he basically spoke in screams and grunts
>Still worked hard and brutally murdered his enemies
never give up, r9k
Same with Alexander the Great. He was romanticised in literature but in reality he was short and ugly
Robots just have low self esteem and could never see themselves achieving anything
Same thing with Attila the Hun. Every movie or television series has depicted him as looking like Jason Momoa, when in reality, he probably looked closer to Herve Villechaize.
>>38085963
what about Julius Caesar ?
he was literal skeleton
his soldiers counldn't believe that he can travel with them and eat same shit
Snorted a fat Deschloroketamine line, vaped some 5f-ADB, watching some drunken peasants.
Anyone else leaving the comfy life ?
Also drug general
>>38085906
Deschloroketamine is a dangerous chemical not for in vivo use. Ya blew it, cuh.
Me I just finished the box of Coricidin. Kind of feels like I'm Rolling balls and on nitrous. I love this shit. It really does fuck up one brain but my intelligence is way too high for most people to even fathom my everyday speak so, I gotta dumb down somehow
Is it viable to commit suicide with heroin?
>>38085982
Drink a lot of vodka before, or mix with other depressant.
Let's hypothetically say my girlfriend of two weeks is coming to my house for the first time.
>Did laundry (incl. clean bedsheets and all)
>Asked her if there were sanitary supplies she would need and purchased them
>Roommate, who is female, knows that she is coming over and is fine with this
Am I forgetting anything, bots? How would you prepare? Also, what do we do for the ~6 hours before we go to bed?Obviously penis in vagoo would be nice, but what else before/after?
>>38085896
Well, hypothetically, I'd tell you to get the fuck off my board fucking normie.
Otherwise don't over prepare. Just watch movies and talk or some shit I don't know.
>>38085948
A fitting reply, anon, and exactly why this is hypothetical.
Movies and talk. Okay. Talking is easy. Maybe I can stream something. I think /she/ has a netflix account, in this hypo. Thanks.
>>38085896
Wait....you literally asked if she needed and thing for her period? What haha.
Pretty sure she can take care of that herself and not have her boyfriend of two weeks do so.
https://bangordailynews.com/2017/06/08/news/nation/nowhere-in-america-can-a-full-time-minimum-wage-worker-afford-to-rent-a-two-bedroom-apartment/
>"Stupid NEETs, only a wagie can affor-"
Minimum wage is designed for minimum living. Pretty sure one can afford a studio apartment with minimum wage, they shouldn't need any more than that if they are still in a minimum wage job.
>>38085865
I can afford my apartment on min wage while also going to college and extracurricular. People are just too lazy to sacrifice personal time for money.
why would a minimum wage worker be renting a two bedroom apartment on their own?