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I hate their new singer
Saint Asonia's pretty good though

>>35379987
when being a machine is the opposite of robot

Here's to being human
All the pain and suffering
There's beauty in the bleeding
At least you feel something

I wish I knew what it was like
To care enough to carry on
I wish I knew what it was like
To find i place where I belong
But...

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>>35379862
man that sucks.
have no clue though.

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>>35379862
This may need some lying.

>>35379862
Where is your father?

And why did you guys get a dog when you clearly can't afford it?

>>35379856
Too bad she stopped making videos on anewhopee and became a femicunt. She was cute

>>35379963
I can see no fault in her.
Classic feminism isn't radical.
She hasn't called for the extermination of men, or for women to have extra power.
She appears to be a true egalitarian.

She stopped making videos because she appears to be working on her voiceover work with Disney, and is probably going to go back to school or perhaps engaging in local productions.

And She's STILL cute.

That said.
How do I get over this woman?
5 years, and shes the only thing that stops my PTSD in it's tracks. 100% of the time.
I know she has so many other fans, many of which swoon over her...
...she has some sort of 'it' factor.
I just wish I could purge these feelings and get back to having a semi-normal life.

>>35380084

It's easy.

Imagine her at 40

>>35379833
post em faggot, make me top lel

>>35380709
just some foul bachelor frog mostly
that karma ship sailed a long time ago

>>35379798
I'm not even gay and I have no attraction towards males, but I fooled around with my older brother when we were kids and I'm absolutely crazy for his cock. 0 interest in other guys, but I'd let him fuck me blind anytime.

I just woke up and i had the most crazy dream, i was chasing some people, and one of them was a woman, then i got her and removed all her clothes and showed her naked to her people, and then i started masturbating and then suddenly she had a penis, i stroke both penis at the same time and we came together, i woke up cumming as well

>>35379905
i should have greentext that

>>35379791
Ask him if he's ever thought about being with another man.
Try intentionally causing more skin contact while you're sitting on a couch or something together.
Act like a wife towards him, cook for him, do his laundry, clean up after him, stuff like that.

>>35380058
Well that's the problem I don't wanna be close to him, I don't find him attractive at all. I mean the dudes like a 8/10 but I'm just not attracted to men.

>>35379791
It means you like being around your friend idiot

I told a co-worker that I didn't want to be friends with her anymore

So she posted our text conversation all over facebook and now the rest of them won't talk to me either

https://www.instagram.com/perv_magnet/

>>35379814
guess she kind of beat you the fuck out, should have just played nice

You have to fix your problems, not her.

>>35379690
>online girlfriend
anon, none of us are above our primitive nature. you need physical contact to have a meaningful fulfilling relationship. i'm not even talking about sex, but about eye contact, body language, touch, sharing time together, making memories together doing meaningless trivial bullshit that seems like a total waste of time from a logical perspective. no matter how much you love each other, an online relationship will never give you that.

>>35379757
We plan on meeting. She's really mature about this whole online relationship thing.

The harder I push the tension does grow
I gather my thoughts the further and further I go
With some luck I just might keep on climbing
So better to climb than to face a fall
So high the climb
Can't turn back now
Must keep on climbing up to the clouds
So high the climb Can't turn back now
Must keep on climbing up to the clouds

I'm waiting on the bridge,
I'm waiting in the dark.
I thought that you'd be here, by now.
There's nothing but the rain.
No footsteps on the ground.
I'm listening but there's no sound.

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>>35379675
Fuck, was it really 12 years ago?

Alpha male here:

I have high emotional IQ which mean that influencing and impressing other folks is like drinking water, meanwhile faggots like you thumble around with basic things like greeting other people. Meanwhile a person like me has already analysed how to fuck your bitch at "what's your name anon".

Faggots.

>>35379719
Anon implies that you know the girls name ahead of time. As in "What's your name Brianna?" To which she replies "Why are you asking my name if you already know it and why are you stalking me?"

>>35379777
Nahh playboi, I meant that shit as in more like a "watch yo name shorty", "let me smell dat pussy hoe". I'm up to speed in the "swagnation" culture.

The difference between you faggots and normal good looking people is that normal people know how to exploit and manuplate other people to get what they want, the one with the highest EQ's are the one that get on top in that chess game, social interactions are shorta like jiu jitzu but it can't be taught because it's ingrained just like intelligence.

Sorry, faggots, here goes your shot at a happy life, you can't get good money being a social retard, you're screwed buddy, you're going nowhere pal. You smucks will be living at your filthy studio apartments in the inner cities while people like me have a mansion in the suburb.

>>35379598
Been a neet for 7 years, going on 8. Eventually you stop feeling "bored".

>>35379762
do you ever have a feeling of wanting to do something?
because i dont. I just do things that i don't dislike not really things that i like

>>35379598
Lol just think if you really dont know what to do on the internet. Think of some crazy senarios like "what would i do if i could freeze time ZA WARUDO style?"

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eHarmony will actually reject you if they don't like the results of your personality test.

OkC is garbage. A real nice layout, but the worst selection and quality of mates imo.

Tinder is fine is you're looking strictly for the superficial, but the sheer speed of it all just didn't work for me.

I've found a lot of success with Match. A lot of people and a lot less of them that seem to just be wasting your time.

I've had lots of success on SeekingArrangement.

t. In my 30s with disposable income

>>35379539
Anti-fun, indeed. And that concludes my thoughts on them.

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>>35379539
QT. would smoke weed with and fumble her bagina whilst talking about taking over the goverment or some other an-cap shit.
>>35379593
dis.
alt-right fags get butthurt all day with their ugly wives with blown out baginas from having six kids but Anita-fu is still QT.

The other girl who appears to her right in the pictures is prettier.

Both, however, are imbeciles.

Us normals have always been here, ever since the beginning of the original r9k,

It's the neets and shooties that invaded our board desu, it used to be quite comfy.

Anita Sarkeesian is an oldfag

>>35379528
what alternative could there possibly be?

>>35379528
Now I know why my heart is blue
I feel fine fine fine 4U

There are people RIGHT NOW who don't think peace and love is the best song