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Hey there Delilah what's it like in New York City
I'm a thousand miles away but girl tonight you look so pretty
Yes you do
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GIRL THE WAY YOU MOVIN GOT ME IN A TRANCE
DJ TURN IT UP LADIES DIS YOU JAM
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met this woman from Hawaii
stuck it in her ass, and she said "aiee!"
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>>35780415
It's fun to stay at the
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Here's the template, you know what you have to do
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>>35780413
sorry for being this boring
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Slavshit here. :)
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>>35780459
we have the same watch and phone, not bad.
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Granpa robots assemble 2017-03-25 03:37:14 Post No.35780399
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25+ thread. Where are my fellow granpas at? How are you holding up?
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my belt is holding up my gut atm.
but i actually got dressed today so i'll probably say to fuck with it and get comfy in my pj's in another 20 minutes after my parents leave.
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I just want to be done with school forever
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Pretty much done with life. I'm just riding on cruise control until I finally see the end of this shitty ride.
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Show where you live robots 2017-03-25 03:35:47 Post No.35780380
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Show where you live robots
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>Go to your window
>Take a pic
>Post it
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I think the view is kind of nice.
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>German flag
Wow, truly Nazis. I call Angela Merkel now.
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Sure, I'll participate
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Your facial expression 24/7
Origininialo
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jej
Originalo
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Me irl twenty-four/seven
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Every day.
All the time.
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>be me
>first boyfriend
>find ebony porn throughout his history and nothing else
>im white
now what?
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What porn people enjoy often has no bearing on their real life preferences.
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>>35780147
He likes the chocolate. But don't worry, I like rough porn but would never ever try those moves on my gf!
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I ENJOY THE CONTRAST, OKAY?!
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It's Saturday, so while I wait for the new Samurai Jack episode in between games of vidya, let's talk for a bit /r9k/.
Ask me questions, shoot the shit, share porn, whatever.
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>>35780086
What rank are you on league of legends?
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>>35780086
What kind of league player do you think I am? Also what rank.
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>>35780086
>tfw no tris gf
I love her,and I can't even play her
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Join our cozy Discord, anon! Shnam is here too. https://discord.gg/aYag3Jd
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>>35780083
who is the fuck is Shnam
okay, I'll bite, but if there is more than one bot on the server or a fuckton of ranks you're dead to me
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>>35780083
Are you fucking insane? I can't talk to strangers over voice , that would be like answering the phone or getting the door for a someone I was not expecting
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shes cute. i've never been on discord before.. maybe i will check it out.
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Hey ballbusting couple is back (minus the wife who is away and not avaiable for questions or discussions)
A little bio about us. I met my wife when we were 13 and 15. Got her into ballbusting and spent the last 8 years training her to do it
some history
Him: skater kid/vandal in school. Worked retail, went to college, stack tester, air craft mechanic, engineer
Her: emo/quiet girl, worked in retail, childcare, modeling
Ask us whatever, come chat, get some free (you)s, vent, rage, cry, shitpost..whatever you want to do
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paintings through technological devices or it did not appear in the space/time
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>>35780035
Are you just into the genital pain or are you attracted to her bare feet?
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>>35780259
Pic of what, Whenever she gets home I can take a pic of our hands with r9k or some bullshit on them.
Our tumblr is ballbusting-union where we post our own ballbusting stuff as well if you are that desperate
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I am a gay slut and I exist to make men cum as well as to cum myself as the result of being fucked hard. I drink cum. I have nothing else besides video games to live for.
Anybody else like this?
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>>35780023
I'm like this, except for the slut, men fucking, cum drinking, video game playing part.
I'm more romantic
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While I do get slutty thoughts quite frequently, I would in actuality much rather prefer to find my bara husbando and be happy with him.
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>>35780023
>>35780151
Hello fellow gays, what are we going to do about the aids problem?
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Robots would STILL be losers in Medieval Europe! 2017-03-25 03:11:23 Post No.35779974
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Robots would STILL be losers in Medieval Europe!
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I always hear people say, "Alas, if I just lived in medieval times, I could rape a wench and make her my wife"
Or "Lol I'd just become a knight." or some other such horseshit.
Ask yourself, do you want to join the Marines? Do you want to go die in some pointless battle?
Of course not, so why is it you suddenly have balls of steel when it comes to this scenario?
Furthermore, you're likely not to be born handsome, or into a wealthy family. Which means you'll be a dumb peasant who can't articulate himself properly and blames Sir Chad for being born better than him.
And yeah, you might rape some hot tavern wench and make her your wife. But what happens when Lord Chad happens upon your farm and spies your wife?
He will kill thee and thy offspring and take thy wife for his own.
You'd be just as much of a loser back then, and in fact moreso because you lack access to education, you're more prone to disease, and more likely to be arbitrarily murdered.
"Nah dude I'd just turn into Billy Badass and kill everyone."
You would do no such thing naive.
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>tfw you'd just be a lazier Don Quixote
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>>35779974
It's the same whenever I hear robots saying how they wish they were born in any other time period other than the ones they live in.
Regardless of the time period we are in, we will ALWAYS be beta losers.
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>>35779974
same with all the autists who claim if only there was an apocalypse they would become a badass zombie slayer or the local warlord
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Two Gaybots from /r9k/ are getting married, and they're inviting every Robot to come attend their wedding.
Coincidentally, you find the celebration is going to be held surprisingly close to where you live, on a day on which you have no work or obligations to fulfill.
Would you attend, Robots? And yes, the only people who were invited were other Robots, so there won't be any normalfags.
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>>35779963
>barashit
i'll be sure to flip over the table of pretentious microbrews and set some fat dork's beard on fire
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>>35779963
On one hand, seeing any form of homoerotism is my favourite thing in the word.
On the other hand, seeing other gays get happily ever after as I'm still single will make me feel even more depressed
Decisions, decisions...
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>>35780013
Why not try to find yourself a bf instead?
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How do I proceed faggots?
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It's too late you already sound like a creep
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>>35779952
she looks THICC
tell her you want to sniff her asshole
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I want to take you out for sushi and slap your ass after a movie.
t. sushibro
wat do?ASDFGHASDFG
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>>35779920
scratch behind his ears :3
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Give cheeseburger.
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how can whitecats even compete
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Here we go again, Asian robot thread. Lets discuss our asian problems here. Even arabs are more accepted in the west. We're full of shitty stereotypes. Sometimes i feell ike i got the short end of the race stick.
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You got the short end of the benis stick too
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Flip here. Oh well, it could be worse I guess. At least my ancestors got raped by the spanish enough so I could pass for a mexican instead.
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shut the fuck up
you make the rest of us non-self-hating asians look bad