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Pol Pot did NOTHING wrong.

TAKE OFF THOSE GLASSES OR DIE BUCKO.

>tfw unironically agree

The only hope civilization has of redeeming itself is if we achieve some sort of centuries long techno utopia instead of just slowly sliding into the cyberpunky nightmare like we're doing at the moment

>complaining about technology on the internet
Somehow I think you're not quite genuine about your position.

>>37552267
No one can relate to this. You're trying too hard now. I'm a virgin and I don't even do these things. I hate Iced Tea.

I actually lean forward and put paper towels on the seat because theatres are so disgusting. I don't get food and I don't bring my phone with me because no one ever calls me

>>37552267
cowboy bebop movie and it was great. my local discount theater plays older movies once a week and they even played the subbed version (maybe it was easier to find/license?) which was a nice surprise

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Cracked 10k today. Invested 2k. This is 5 weeks in.

how i do this i want monies

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>>37552403
Good going there anon. I also thought of investing in XEM/DGB and maybe LTC. With what coin did you get started? Any tips?

>>37552054
like 12
tell me you're proud of me

Twice in a day is the most I've ever done. I've never had a high sex drive not even as a teenager.

6 or so.

I have been muted for 4 seconds

That's a big fucking snail, how do they even grow so big? It looks like the enemies you find in the training section of an MMO

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>have a text document that I copy and paste interesting 4chan comments, links, and other things that I'd want to remember on the internet
>have conversations with myself in my head. I talk ou tloud in these conversations when I'm alone
>eat sugary shit until my stomach and surrounding areas begin to hurt immensely
>make shitty music thinking I'm going to get some sort of following for being "experimental" on the internet, despite the fact that my music is not experimental or interesting in the slightest. It's just shit
>world building, including making made up languages and cultures for each region
>thinking about making a video game about my world, but I get bored and lose motivation so quickly that I barely have the main character walking around in a test room, with an enemy that chases after you, but doesn't do anything else
>browse 4chan for several hours a day, sometimes entire days on end
>jack off to shit that it is not normal for a human male to be jacking off to
>sometimes go into the bathroom and stare at the wall, while sitting on the floor, wrapped in a blanket
>sometimes squish myself into the cabinet under the sink in the bathroom, because I want to be in a small, tight space, and wish the cabinet had a lock, so I can lock away the outside world
>make autistic looking "statues" out of wrappers and napkins, while or after eating my food
>pick my nose in public
>cross my legs when sitting
>try to took people in the eye when they talk to me, but I find it really hard, so I look at them for a second or two, then look away for a few seconds, then realize I'm supposed to look the person in the eye, so I look back at them and the cycle repeats
>sometimes make shitty memes in ms paint
>sometimes start some project that I start but never finish
>have hundreds of these projects
>still have stuffed animals
>get irrationally angry when anyone tries to throw something out that belongs to me
>wear the garb of a school shooter
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>randomly shout out song lyrics, when a song gets stuck in my head
>sometimes lose focus, staring out into space, thinking about nothing for several minutes
>don't have the attention span to do anything but 4chan all day
>eat dry, raw spaghetti and other raw ingredients when I'm out of food I don't have to cook, even if cooking involves just throwing it into the microwave
>draw shitty pictures in ms paint, just to pass the time
>unironically read sonichu
>tap pencil along with melody of a song. also chew/hit teeth together to melody of song
>hit myself hard whenever I get mad or sad about something
>have slept outside on several occasions when my roommate wanted the apartment to himself to fuck his girlfriend
>start pulling on my hair as hard as I can for no fucking reason at all
>eat my fingernail and toenail clippings
>get irrationally obsessed with certain things

Embrace it.
Who needs them? Just start doing whatever you like. Society won't like you either way, so you might as well not care.

>>37551905
That is an excellent Wojak my friend, is it okay if I save it?

>>37551927
I'm trying to but my faggot parents keep trying to get me out of the house. I just want to lay down and slowly die in my room. I'm a 23 year old NEET with no prospects, and at this point am willing to wageslave just to leave.

I just hate it, I just want it to end.

>>37551888
What's your favorite tattoo

>>37551888
.t uggo

>>37551888
>an ugly person rates good looking people lower for arbitrary reasons
kek

>>37551650
Most of us don't, we're the ones denied. Personally I just don't care anymore, gotten so used to being alone being around people is almost scary, I like doing my alone stuff. If I want an orgasm I'll just fap to porn, it's free, and requires no bullshit.

Because the people who come here are rejected and unavailable. We didnt grow up part of the current but the ones who were stuck behind a rock. At this point in my life ill more than likely never be intimate with a person directly again. I dont care about it. Its not important to involve somebody else, its more important to involve myself.

Maybe if you're a braindead normalfag who's never gone an hour without human contact

>>37551526
Leave and never talk to her again.

>>37551526

Ask to watch her fuck her new and better lover.

>>37551526
Dump her ass on the spot.

If she can't be loyal and/or you can't satisfy her then she needs to find someone else.

If she's cheating, she's a piece of shit and you need to get rid of her.

>>37551486
The bar for "amazing" is pretty low anon. What exactly do you want to do?

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>watch a movie
>can really connect to characters and their motivations, even some villains are doing what they believe is good
>want to change the world, help people
>don't
>sit in my room all day
>watch anime, usually some action or drama with a cool protagonist
>feel those feels again
>try to read a book
>feel those feels again
>go online to news articles about people better than me and doing good things
>feel those feels again
>read news articles about injustices in the world
>feel those feels again
>play vidya
>feel those feels again
>no escape

>>37551486
I WANNA BE A REAL HUMAN BEAN
AND A REAL HERO

>>37551457
i want to become good at dota

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>>37551457
self loathing and video games

>>37551457
I lift (or try, hypermobility sucks ass but i'm giving it my damnedest to overcome it), play guitar, and suck ass at drawing. As cliche as it is, I also love the outdoors when it is nice out at least; where I live is only nice for three months but when it finally is sunny it is paradise, so I have to get out and enjoy that shit; hiking, biking and stuff or even just playing guitar outside for a change.

>>37551350
Do you like papa johns?

>>37552338
How's that relevant?
original comment

>>37552374
Just answer the question.

papa johns comment

It's rare, but yes. Don't hold your breath for it.

>>37551320
5`9 manlet here i don`t know anon turning 19 this year i dont think theres any hope 4 us

>>37551345
Wow nice fucking meme you piece of shit.

>ibnb4 "t. manlet"
Yeah you bet your ass, 5'4" and I fucking hate it when cucks like yourself call yourselves short. Eat dogshit.

S A G E
A G
G A
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>>37551230
White men are such cancerous, illogical wretches that not having sex with them literally makes them criminally insane.

But men are "logical" and women are the crazy ones. Tick tock, faggots.

>>37551294
wow I'm such a faggot
sage

>you will never (NEVER) kill teenage normalfags with your bff

>>37551198
I like it.
It's a little short though.

>>37551304
It's always best not to drag things on at the sake of quality.