Why are so many robots against swallowing your own cum? I do it almost everytime, it's an easy cleanup, tasty, and it's healthy for you.
this is from the new homepage.
Is anything safe from the cuck agenda?
If you could fuck a Stacy, but you had to spitroast her with Chad, would you do it?
I'm a 19 year old kissless virgin, and my Chad friend wants to double team this Stacy we both know. The idea of it sounds hot but I don't know if this is how I want to lose my virginity. If I end up fucking this Stacy, she'll probably be the hottest girl I'll ever fuck.
if you think you'll be able to look your friend in the eye after doing that, by all means. but think about what could happen
>accidentally lock eyes with Chad friend when you cum
konosuba is just full of sex jokes. megumin and kazuma are the only good characters. why does everyone like the show?
>brother sold me a bottle of cough syrup yesterday
>do the math and it has 1800mg of dextromethorphan in it
>also some sudafed but its such a small bottle i dont care
>drink half expecting to trip balls
>just get intensely nauseous and sleepy
>sleep roughly 16 hours having fever dreams the whole time
>got up sometime to vomit and take a massive diarrhea shit
>looked at the bottle again this morning and realized my math is off
>only had 360mg dxm in the whole bottle
>and also something called Chlorpheniramine which is terrible for you, like super bad
So i ingested 180mg dxm which is nothing, and 60mg Chlorpheniramine and Sudafed.
Been 24 hours now and I'm still nauseous, sleepy and have a weird feeling in my feet and chest from the Chlorpheniramine.
I'm so fucking dumb lol
Its the additional chemicals, there are cough syrups that do not contain these or as much but OP sure dun goofd
I thought only I had these. I also have these after a night of drinking more than my usual amount.
Shit is weird as fuck.
I'm the biggest piece of shit on earth.
I could tell you my story you would urge me to end it fast.
Please /r9k/, how do I kill myself with minimal risk of ending crippled.
I don't fucking care about life advice and such, I've had enough, so please tell me how I can do it.
Do you have a sword in your heart?
What fields would you guys consider it's useless to major in?
>inb4 gender studies
You can fuck one pornstar for as long as you want. Who do you choose?
> Cherokee D'Ass
POST WHAT YOU'RE LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW!
Would you date a girl with a weird face? Would you be too embarrassed to be seen in public with her?
So. Whose naked right now.
anon I'm naked
Does wearing a blanket count as not naked?
Is it weird to go to these places alone?
those are the best time to be alone
free to do whatever you want
>ill go here and spend as much time as i want browsing
>ill watch this movie and won't have to tolerate my friends talking to me
>i can take as much time eating as i want and don't have to keep talking to people
>have class in 3 minutes
>its a 4 minute walk away
>can easily make it if you run
>tfw look like an autist if you run or even walk slightly faster than usual
>try to go slow to avoid attention
>end up being 10 minutes late
Why do normies act like life is a game and if you do so and so you get rewarded with sex or relationships? Isn't 'bettering yourself' what everyone is pretty much trying to do in life? No one actively desires to ruin themselves when they wake up in the morning. Ideally we all would like to be better but let's be honest we all won't. And the context of better is always shifting.
The difference is that there are people who want to become better, but don't do anything about it and just mope around all day, never actually trying to improve, and people who want to become better, so they actually go out and TRY to better themselves. No offense OP, but you kinda sound like the first option.