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>>38066554
I actually have school monday.

>>38066569

You outside of the US? Everything is literally close Monday and Tuesday

>>38066710

I live in the USA and I'm working on Monday. Not even a retail worker.

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>be me, 18
>Study fire prevention school
>About to go to very frequent tourist location
>Too see how its prevented against fire
>There are those frames to detect any metals
>I had telescopic baton and knife in my backpack
>because my city is not very safe
>had to push my bag through rentgen
>it was full of other shit
>mfw they let me through
>mfw they didnt notice
>mfw security in my country suck

I took out my wallet and thought my debit card was a credit card, and that I left my debit card at home when I used it earlier, and that I wouldn't be able to do my banking and my dad would get pissed.

But I was wrong, it was my debit card.

Today wasn't bad, all things considered. But there are hours left yet

>>38066544

uncle's funeral
plus lots of family people staring at my autismo

>>38066542
because no one wants see my blob of body while a girl bounces up and down on my jock

It's not easy to get into porn as a male.

>tfw small dick
>tfw premature ejaculation

Eternal nothingness.
And that's scary as fuck.

>>38066478
Nothing, you just stop.
Everything stops, and finally you are at peace

>>38066478
I am ok with death. It will be an end to all the bullshit.

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novalauncher. Dont use it for much other than an internet connection for my laptop and reading lns.

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>>38066477
Looks good, desu. Here is me.
>Nova Launcher
>Icons are mixed between CandyCons, Coffee, Cornie, Moonshine, or Polycon. I don't even know.

>tfw iphone

androids look comfy as fuck

>>38066453
If you don't kill yourself after six weeks, you'll have broken the world record

>>38066453
get a 3rd shift warehouse job. never work with customers for wageslave wages.

Better than a lot of things.
Just pop in your headphones and put shit on shelves. Easy as fuck especially if you're not an annoying extrovert who can't work alone.

the sweet embrace of eternal nothingness forever

>>38066443
I'm waiting for my mommy to bring me home some food.
I asked her for some cake and tendies.

>>38066443

Not really, just sitting here at 1am, can't sleep, looking at the catalog, nothing of interest. Pondering whether I should just go lay down and watch Moyashimon, or blow a couple of hours looking at porn which inevitably will lead to fapping and then sleep.

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>>38066439
shit man, thats orginally rough.

>>38066439
would you cuck your BFF if given the chance op?

>>38067053
Im thinking that's kinda the goal because this is the first time I've ever actually been in love

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>>38066410
>wake up at 1pm
>lie in bed for another half hour
>get up and piss, maybe jerk off
>make bowl of cereal
>on computer at 2pm
>check jewtube, twater and steam
>do this until I get bored
>3pm, go onto 4chan
>start with a little /v/
>spend the next 3 hours alternating between boards
>have dinner
>watch some twitch streams and play games around 9pm
>shut it down around midnight
>stay in bed until 2-3am on tablet browsing r9k and listening to music

>wake up at 1pm
>lay in bed and go on 4chan on phone for a bit
>shower when i can be bothered at around 2-3pm
>lay in bed for half an hour and go on 4chan
>3:45pm dry hair, get dressed
>go downstairs and eat somethint
>4pm go on computer and browse 4chan
>get tired after half an hour and lay in bed and go on 4chan on my phone for an hour and a half
>6pm eat dinner
>rest of the day play vidya and go on 4chan with snacks in between

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>wake up at 10-11am
>coffee
>fuck around on internet for a while
>cold shower while listening to hype music
>go to gym and lift heavy ass weight
>come home and eat
>shitpost until bedtime (around 2am)

>>38066377
Oh fuck. It's been a while since I started eating meat, so I decided to load up on cheese, yogurt and milk, and I think it was the happiest I've ever been, eating blue cheese.

Isn't the blue stuff just mold?

>>38066442
it is mold but it is delicious mold

>>38066377
i fucking love blue cheese

why didnt you do it this time?

>>38066336
Write out detailed post anon posts just before me saying the same thing better than me in like 5 words

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have confidence.
im 36, i miss my wife and kids soo much

>implying we know what the fuck that is

It's an incest anime. I feel like /R9K/ should know this

>>38066313
nothing wrong with that, you're pretty lucky.
my sister doesn't like anime, i would love to get a gf who likes the same things as me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVHI_wOA23I

study
This comment is original.

if your life will go down the drain because you will be dismissed from college because you haven't studied, then it shows that your current life was built on pillars of sand - because you haven't prioritized your studies.

maybe it's okay for everything to collapse right now, because you're not in the place you actually want to be because you're not doing the things you actually want to do. you just need to get through this rough period while remembering that dropping out of college is literally not the end.

this is your way of showing yourself that you actually want and need to do something else right now. now it's up to you to find out what that is.

>>38066298
That must have been a terrifying experience.
Do not try to befriend normalfags. Seriously.

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>>38066298
thanks for the nightmare fuel you beta fuck.

>>38066559
It was
I'm trying but it's pretty hard to avoid perticular people when you live in a smalltown

>>38066283
Why don't you just speak to her

>>38066283
the first girl i fucked's middle name was rose.

>>38066405
weird, me too