Hey anon! TGIF am I right? Want to come out tonight and spill some drinks? Stacy and Laquisha are coming too!
>>38693730
No thanks, I'm good. I'm going out to eat instead.
Ooo, Laquisha, you goin' too girl?
Mmmhmmm, yea, I'll be there.
>>38693777
>Tyrone blocks your path
If you're one of us, whitey, you'll come out tonight.
On the road to a /r9k/-free life. I will have fun not being here.
NO NO NO NO!
This book is good, but only to entertain you. Let me explain.
Smiling at people, being interested in them? Sure good, but you are a robot who barely meets people.
There is a chapter that says "let people speak". If you wanna be a normie, you have to talk. Really. Conversations where people non stop tell you stories and you are just like "yeah yeah cool" is bad! Tell stories, be active!
This book will only tell you as much good tips as you need to be a good guy in your workplace, Your coworkers will like you, but to get real friends you need better material to learn how to talk with people.
>>38693720
>38693720
I also recommend this book anon. This guy was an ex-fbi interrogator who now is hired on to watch over business deals to see how the other party responds to certain points. Guy is a legend at explaining body language tells and includes pictures and quite humorous stories from his FBI days.
The reason it should be read is so that you can see the body language tells when people are speaking with you regarding things you are saying or the situation. Being able to adapt based on these things and use some of them yourself makes people more comfortable around you subconsciously.
Dont get too autistic on them though
>>38693977
I originally forgot the original picture of the original book i was originally referencing in my original post
why is it that the Mods will remove and get ass mad over discord threads but they'l allow larping cucks and shills to post the BBC white boi X'D meme ? are the mods cuckolds aswell?
>>38693704
U mad wite boi? U just mad we stealing all yo girls.
>>38693806
nice maymay mate
Hey shitlord. Posting advertising or links is a bannable offense. The BLACKED shit is bannable too as it's spam, and /b/ tier trash.
How can we make /r9k/ great again?
The only way to make /r9k/ good is to completely purge it from the face of earth
Get new mods that don't have autism. I've been banned for posting Stanley as a "violation of rule 3". Wasn't even a bait ">tfw 9/10" post, just a normal one with his picture.
Make /r9k/ a blue board. All else will follow.
>"Anon I need your help! I need you to come in here and....clean my plumbing~"
What do you do?
>>38693633
Shut the fuck up you cringey roleplaying thread faggot. Go outside you piece of shit
Call the Canadian plumber from /biz/
>>38693633
Call the nigger a nigger then wash my hand.
>try producing music
>fucking awful after spending years making and studying it non stop
>listen to producer i like
>they make simple shit sound 800 times better than me because they can enjoy doing it more because they arent dead inside and are better than me
>soul dies a little more
>eyes get blacker
>realize ill never find a good career
Simple shit is easier to mix/master (which is all this production is really) so that's probably why it sounds "better"
So do the same; just keep it simple
Sample sex moans and mix the shit out of them.
Being dead inside is the best for making music though, learn to convey it.
post pics of this dude, i love these mems. i remember seeing the image where this guy was taken from, it was some kinda compilation of personality types, but not exclusively the big 16, rather an amalgamation of types from different methods.
>>38693360
nobody? nobody has any? nobody has the original?
>>38693360
the big bump
>>38693360
I thought he was original. I know the Chad character is based off the actual country
>she swipes right
>we chat
>I ask her to meet for coffee
>she reads it
>no reply
>later she chats about something else
What is their problem? Did I ask too early? Should I try again in a week or so?
Send dick pix
>>38693517
I am scared. I am the rational faggot "I will chat with you like another friendly human being".
She's using you and hoping you'll continue to give her attention when she wants it.
She'll meet up with you if she ever feels like it.
How common are blowjobs when you have a girlfriend?
>>38693202
>every girl has been gladly covered in cum since the age of 15 probably daily
>i havent even had a blowjob
Blowjobs are boring. Doesn't come close to the feeling of a v
>>38693202
depends on the girl, some do it almost evry time you fuck some don't do it at all. for chad whenever he wants tho.
>TFW chestlet
How can I please a man before getting my silicone bags?
More info:
>Pretty face (8/10)
>Nice ass/hips
>Literally 32AA or 32AAA or something like that. Very flat.
Please don't get breast implants. Preserve your savory flat chest & it bitty titties while working on your posterior. When you get a full and delicious butt I promise with your new figure you'll feel like a real woman.
>>38693224
>Pretty face (8/10)
According to who? If you take /soc/ ratings seriously you're a stupid retard and if you rate yourself at 8/10 you're probably just a narcissist.
8/10 is highly above average, if you were that attractive why would you be whining on this board like a stupid bitch?
What's your Ideal boob size?
I love huge breasts. Natural of fake doesn't matter both are great to me.
It would be nigh impossible for the large size of breasts to somehow "gross me out".
This is because I'm heterosexual.
they do if you're a fag
_
>Work as a reporter
>Out doing interviews at a county fair today
>interviewing some old milf looking girl
>She asks me how old I am
>Tell her I'm 22
>"Oh you look much younger"
What did she mean by this?
>>38693121
It means she thinks you look much younger than 22. You look young to her.
Damn, you must overanalyze everything, don't you?
>>38693121
>tfw your job is vastly easier than mine and probably pays better
attractive enough to work as a journalist,
moans about someone saying they look young, blecchhhhh
>27
>starting college next month
Slightly terrified.
>>38693070
What course? Oridgina
>>38693070
Good-luck anon, seeing as no-one else for whatever reason came to congratulate you on hopefully achieving something in your life. I'd imagine that it is probably quite a downer to enter such an institution at an age where the freshmen are almost 10 years younger though its better than putting it off for later. On the plus side the women will be looking for someone who passes as more "mature" and so you may fit the bill for some, though on my advice avoid anyone who studies an art degree, they will put off stable employment in favour of receiving some form of "smart-license" at the cost of YOUR bank account. There may be some exceptions though generally you do not want to involve yourself with those types, it is a financial liability. Same applies to any women who don't know what they want to do with their degrees, they can easily switch to a masters and drain you of your resources and time in a manner that will not pay off in the long term. There's quite a trend of women finding relationships to gain access to free transport and financial support that you must avoid at all costs, I've seen it occur far too often. Personally I don't care much for relationships though a lot of people on here seem to so do whatever you shall with it.
>>38693318
going for electrical engineering
not op btw
>tfw no qt skater gf
>>38693021
>tfw you only go to skate spots when you're absolutely sure there'll be nobody there
>>38693021
Half of the time they're lesbians, and they look stupid riding skateboards
>>38693021
Skaters girls are the worst coalburners
post your discord usernames so i can add you
>>38692984
Just like that? No information about you?
Anyways it's Cap125#3802
>>38692984
Hello this is an original post
Goupil#7770
You better fucking talk, cause people just have 1 convo and never speak again.
Kms.>$ootpreme#4331