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Are you a lonely piece of shit?
Come join this discord server! We will berate you like the friends you never had! Zay6d5
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i will destroy this shit
i will become the ultimate drama queen and orbier collector
prepare your asshole, this will make you learn to stop shilling in my board.
oh, and i will bring my friends too. faggot.
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>>37542513
qt waifu desu
originalanto
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bumparino banana
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ummm, what exactly is wrong with this meme again?
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It's not funny and forced as fuck
/thread
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It's a banana covering his crotch, can't you see how distasteful it is
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>>37542502
Haha thats very funny anon, where did you find it?
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>tfw you will never be a Japanese transgender girl
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>ywn be a Japanese femboy
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>Tfw you will never be a cup.
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Japanese people have to learn like 2000 kanji to read and live
>I wanna be a chink dick girl
Why would you want that
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Welp, I finally hit a new KV milestone. While wanking it to clips on pornhub, I realized I wasn't getting fully aroused by 3D porn. I exclusively watch hentai or 2D CG to cum now. Anyone hit that mark yet?
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>>37542406
What websites do you use to fap to hentai ?
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Nothing wrong with that. You're enlightened anon. Find yourself a nice waifu and settle with her now.
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>>37542406
That was me back in high school desu
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who here /wethands/? My hands are always sweating. It's especially hard when I write something. I can see drops of sweat on them. And bettter if I don't have to shake hands with someone afterwards. How do I stop it?
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bump for sweaty palms awareness day
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Talc that shit bruh
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>>37542349
Same anon, you have a disease called palmar hyperhidrosis.
you need to build a machine called an electeophoresis machine.
it's very simple to make, you can find directions online
This machine runs a small electric current through the skin on your hands, building up a callous which prevents them from being as sweaty
Treatment is quick and permanent - if you use the electrophoresis machine you've built for an hour a day for a week you will never have sweaty hands again.
I had the same issue
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Ask a handsome, but socially retarded guy with 300 tinder matches anything
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>>37542339
Why don't you fuck off and die?
erog
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>>37542339
>>37542339
stop bragging about walking to people with no legs you cunt
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>>37542339
Are you a virgin? Do you stay in your room all day?
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How do I quit porn for real? I'm an addict. I jack off like 3-5 times a day, and when I'm not, I'm probably looking at porn. It takes up my time, distracts me from school, and makes it harder and harder for me to feel anything when I jerk it or, some day, have sex. I've tried NoFap like 10+ times and the most I've made it is like 3 days after which I was ready to explode.
Also, I have to look at weirder and weirder porn to get off. I've started to be attracted to trannies, shemales, sissies, femboys, traps, and - I'm sorry to say - cuckolding. It may be turning me gay. I want to do something about it before it consumes me. But I'm just too goddamn horny.
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Turn off your computer/phone and do something else for a week or two.
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>>37542126
That's like saying I can quit smoking if I just quit breathing.
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>>37542102
you dont need nofap to quit porn just start jerking off without porn you mong. Eventually youll get over porn and then you can work on cutting down on ur beat off time.
also yeah you should stay away from nsfw boards cuz that shit will make it impossible otherwise.
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Do you actually want a girlfriend or just Chad's ability to sleep around?
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>>37542077
Dont care anymore. I wanted a gf so bad and finally met her through /r9k/ and she broke whatever remained of my heart.
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>>37542099
There's a reason she was here. There are no good people here.
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>>37542120
Idk. I think she just wanted a Chad in the end after all even though she claimed she just wanted to be alone.
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weird shit you do thread? 2017-06-06 07:47:24 Post No.37542025
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weird shit you do thread?
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ill start
when i wipe my ass i put fingers into it so i clean it inside otherwise i dont feel clean enough
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>>37542025
Lemme fingerblast your fartbox
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>>37542025
About 99% I clean my ass til it bleeds
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>>37542377
S-same, is it possible to get aids this way?
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will I receive the SUCC
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>>37541995
thats obviously NOT stacy. shes one of stacy's uglier friends she keeps around to make herself look better by comparison, at best. if she EVER gets approached its probably just to get at stacy.
so tbqh you might get the succ. go for it.
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the opener
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>>37542048
I have a hammer and everything looks like a nail.
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What the hell, how normies even have sex, it's unimaginable for me, like, how do you approach someone when you want to have sex with them, what are the steps from talking at random roastie to have sex
Me:
>dumb smalltalk with girl, but only when im extremely drunk
>girs don't even show slightest bit of interest in me
>I try to compliment them
>"ehm, thanx?"
Normalos:
>"hey Stacy, you have nice eyes"
>"you wanna come to my place ;)"
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>>37541969
Just be good looking bro
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>>37541969
Keep in mind-- if they're doing it often, it's probably with just one partner.
Average people aren't going out and having 3 different partners a week.
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>>37541969
Have some confidence, put yourself out there, and don't fear rejection.
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>tfw all co workers hate you
>tfw old people always holding up the line
>tfw forced to socialize with customers
>tfw shift leader yells at you
>tfw angry customer that blames everything on you
>tfw co workers constantly gossip about you
There is no hell worse than this
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>>37541905
Thisthan worse hell no is there.
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>>37541905
>be busslave at restruarant
>"miss, are you all done with your food?"
>**her in valley girl voice" "WELL, ACTUALLY I WAS THINKING I MI-"
>walk away
Its a yes or no question bitch stop being extra
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i become a wageslave tomorrow
14 dollars an hour packing shit into boxes for 12 hours
If more mothers would just put their spoiled sons over their knees and give them a good old fashioned spanking, there would be more make feminists and less /r9k/ manbabies.
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That is not true. Abuse only makes things worse.
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>>37541898
I'd rather have manbabies that keep to themselves over raging cunts that want to be greater than men.
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>>37541898
>Tfw my dad would shout and threaten to get the belt to hurt me with it and as far as I remember never went through with it. To this day I dont know if he never intended to hit me or he always did and changed his mind.
Anyway, the process was still scary. My mum never spanked or hit me or anything.
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Beta Orbiter Hate thread 2017-06-06 07:18:30 Post No.37541556
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Am I the only one who fucking hates Beta orbiters with a passion? They don't make me cringe; they make me furious. They're literally like cockroaches around the festering month old corpse of a deer by the side of the motorway. It's literally an embarrassment to be beta male when these people exist.
At college I've seen orbits with maybe ten men pursuing a single girl who is a six or seven out of ten but is always somewhat of a tomboy.
I've had more than one ex girlfriend who I met up with again only to find that they'd contracted beta orbitis. These guys are just so fucking annoying, you are chatting up / hanging out with some girl and these fuckers are literally constantly vying for her attention like teenage girls and are always trying to screw each other over to get with her. Some of these cunts even act confrontational to get you off their turf only to cry their eyes out when you show the girl what they've said.
How the fuck can you be so fucking deluded not to realise that either you've got orbiters or you are a orbiter? Seriously, fuck these people. The friendzone is an act of God.
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>>37541556
Same vro I fucking hate 'em too keep this thread alive
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>>37541556
Betas that
>orbit women
>Donate to female twitch streamers
>Donate to female youtubers
>Buy women things from their wishlist
>Are into financial domintation
>Are into being submissive
>Are white knights
>Are nu-males
All need to be put down.
You guys are a waste of space.
t.omega robot
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>used to be infuriated by the bottom-feeding beta male orbiters
>Now it fills me with pleasure whenever I see one get shit on by a roastie
Whenever a beta turns betabux, I can find a reason to smile. They deserve to be taken advantage of and discarded.
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How many orgasms do you think you've had over the course of your lifetime?
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self-induced orgasms don't count so zero
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>>37541583
I've probably had 500 self induced orgasms and 30 non self induced orgasms.
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>>37541613
>only 500
Underage chad get out