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show us where you live, anon. not like your room, but the area around it
>tfw i live in rural bumfuckistan and the nearest city worth talking about is 4 hours away
>and it's detroit
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Yes, I am in fact nonwhite.
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>funnyjunk
why tho
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>>36671328
friend wanted a pic of a thicc stocking anarchy and i delivered via funnyjunk
facebook because theres some good deep fried memes there
reddit is because i like to annoy leftists
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Post the toastiest of roasties, greentext stories, anything you like
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>genuinely hate women, or at least the way 99.99% of them behave
>yet want someone to acknowledge me and love me despite my shitty personality and nonexistent self esteem
The suffering will never end, will it?
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>>36671166
>implying even ugly women have to work
they'll just get some beta provider to do it for them
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>>36671166
This one describes roasties perfectly
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>lost my virginity a little while ago
>girl told me she was on birth control and that I don't have to use a condom
>she got pregnant and I had to pay for an abortion
I could've just gotten a hooker for less
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>the vaginal jew
Not even once
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how much you wanna bet she wasn't pregnant? You just got financially cucked.
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>>36671044
>believing a girl who says she's on birth control
Unless you know for a fact she's taking it, wear a fucking condom.
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>first day of nofap
>raging boner
How are my hands supposed to stay away from my dick?
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>>36671026
stop coming here where porn is posted all the time, for a start
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>nofap
just jerk off ya dummy
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>>36671026
Stop that stupid bullshit. Masturbate when you feel like it, but don't do it too much. Don't get addicted to porn.
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DON'T GET MARRIED
WOMAN ARE THE ULTIMATE MEME
LOOK HOW FUCKING HAPPY HE WAS
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Death by alimony is a horrific way to go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SBmqFEXoiQ
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I still cant get over how fucking perfect he looked in george of the jungle. The long hair, cute friendly face and godtier physique. 10/10
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>>36671150
He was organically good looking
Didn't need makup or surgery
That's why the depression changed him so much
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who else /thumbsucker/ here? tfw never slept over at someone's house out of fear of them being weirded out when i suck my thumb to put myself to sleep. my parents tried everything when i was younger, including putting hot sauce and duct tape around my thumb so they'd prevent me but i'd go wash it off or cut the tape off. I just graduated from high school and i'm scared it'll never go away. It even gets to a point where if i'm in public I wait for people to turn around so I can suck my thumb. In school if i'd wanna fall asleep in class i'd put a jacket over my head and suck my thumb under it. It's weird to think when I get older i'm gonna lay in bed with my future husband and suck my thumb and he'd still want to be with me. what do?
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Remember the rule.
It's odd but endearingly cute if you're a girl.
It's disgusting and beta if you're a guy.
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>>36670974
How far forward do your teeth stick out of your mouth?
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>>36671024
not at all. my teeth are pretty normal.
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>foot long Italian bread
>turkey breast
>American cheese
>not toasted
>spinach
>shredded lettuce
>red onions
>honey mustard
Describe a more perfect sandwich.
Bro tip - you can't.
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>not toasted
You already fucked up and ate garbage
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>>36670926
>yes toasted pleiebian detected
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>toasting a turkey sandwich
>>36670926
this guy's an idort
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Are you degenerates ready for NoFap May?
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I'm doing half of may no fap
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nofap is pseudoscience
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>>36670826
Is this a thing? Im gonna atleast try then
well hello there, /r9k/
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ls that Agatha's?
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>>36670796
Hello. I've never seen you before
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>>36670796
Hi Roasty. Escaped from Arby's again I see.
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>the perfect woman doesn't exi.....
Too bad I'm too fat and ugly to even be an orbiter
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>>36670748
Brittany Deer? Is this a joke?
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>>36670748
Stop posting this hammerhead looking bitch. She looks like Sid the sloth. She's thicc and all, but she's a perfect example of a butterface
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she's a fuckdoll and nothing else
i wouldnt marry her
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Is the sweet innocent girl just a maymay?
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>>36670718
Yes they get CRUSHED
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She's fucking disgusting
It takes a real piece of shit slut to openly date a man like that
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A white guy wouldn't publicly talk about his full belly and empty balls.
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Meant to go to church today. Maybe next week.
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Fairly certain the girl from my work I've asked out on a date is autistic lads
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Milk Cat 19
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>>36670682
I did, you weird little prick
>>36670706
The owner reported, obviously.
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Anon, I need to fuck. It's been forever.
Yesterday I made out with a girl from a bar and almost instantly got a boner.
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I'm a KHHV and one time I was sitting next to a girl in a car, our legs were touching, and I even got a boner from THAT.
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>>36670716
>>36670686
What losers, one time a cashier looked at me and I got a boner.
She saw it and her face turned red and started laughing at me
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>>36670686
>>36670716
are you telling me that this isn't normal?
Right: Girls I have a crush on
Left: Girls with a crush on me
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>>36670680
Perfect example too. The one on the left has that basic bitch look, not exactly ugly, but not the kind of girl that makes you think "Wow, I'd love to be with her."
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>>36670680
Left is a qtp2t. Fuck off normie.
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>>36670762
Pretty sure that girl on the left is 12.
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I gotta give this girl guitar lessons later. I think she's like in her mid 20s or something. I told her I would expecting it to never happen but then she texted me showing she bought a guitar and everything. I've never given any lessons before, in fact I've only played in front of people a few times, and I'm actually autistic. Can some anons give me advice here? Meeting her in less than 2 hours.
>how do I keep things from being awkward?
>what kind of songs should I teach to a girl? All I play is finger style and classic guitar which is almost certainly not what she would want to learn
>should I go into her room, or just play in her living room or sonething? She probably has roommates.
>any advice?
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>>36670619
Just do this, brah:
>"here's the G chord, here's how you finger it"
>"That's great, just keep practicing that, and I'll show to the D chord next"
>"alright, good. Before I show you the A chord, I'm going to need you to drop your panties and suck my cock"
>"Yeah, Jimi Hendrix also had to do this at first when he was learning."
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Well, at least you actually know how to play. Watch and read some stuff from this guy (www.justinguitar.com) since he's probably the most popular online teacher and will probably give you an idea on how to teach somebody. Just go with the basics and teach her a few simple chords. Most don't stick with it very long.
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she probably just want your d