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>>36851763

>When your emotional state is dictated by a website and not the shitty things going on in your life

This is how I can instantly tell you don't belong here.

>>36851763
Did you really feel better and motivated or are you fucking with me?

Fuck it im going to give it a shot. Go fuck yourselves, robots.

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Pretty much the same. Looking at my accounts can make my day just a little less shitty.

>>36851974
I've also started credit card churning. Got a nice 300 dollar bonus coming.

>>36851742
How much do you start up with anon?

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Happy birthday, Anon! Enjoy the Nando's

>>36851734
YE MANG, I SHALL KEEPETH YA COMPANY MY GUY.
WHATS UR SOCIAL SECURITY #

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>>36851774
w-wrong pic

3 weeks ago. But it was more just a mild shart. Yes i am an alcoholic. Also iwas alone at home so the FUUUCCKKK level was very low. 1/10 story my last shit pants was

>>36851676
A couple years ago. Roll out of bed into my chair, turn on computer, suddenly I have the sensation that I need to fart while playing vidya. It wasn't a fart. I proceeded to crab walk out of my room to the bathroom next door while holding up the ends of my shorts so as not to release any spaghetti on my brown carpets to get stepped on. Cleaned up in the restroom knowing the rest of my day wouldn't get better.

at work a couple years ago

bump, please guys, I need to know.

did it feel good anon
i wanna know

>>36852064
It did! It's even better than using a dildo.

>>36851647

my voice sucks though

Because I can't carry a note longer than 2-3 seconds
My girlfriend's in choir though, she has a lovely voice

>>36851647
I hate singing, and anything that consists of singing.

I don't voluntarily listen to anything with singing in it.

Choirs disgust me.

>>36851588
Why are you talking to normies?

>>36851700
just shit I see online all the time...even articles in the New York Times or other news sources

> "Donald Trump Does XYZ Because Reasons!"

> "Apparently Adulting Is a Thing Now!

>be emulating normie in my head
>think in terms of "things"
>focus on the "knowledge of things"
>you have to see your mind as a pool
>it's full of useful references (or not)
>you add one item to the pool
>database_update.wav
>everyone is doing this

I'm scared, hold me

>>36851566
>girls message you
Get out, normalfag

>>36851566
Let her fail lol. Don't be the beta that does her homework for her.

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>working on presentation with group of 4 from class
>one girl is t h i c c qt blonde
>get along with her really well
>get hints that she's into me
>too pussy to ask her out to lunch
>semester ended last week

fuck

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>>36851555
Just a generic "I had a nice time" quote. 90% of my senior class tried to be funny and it's dumb desu senpai

We didn't get one.
It's for the best, they generally aren't funny or good.

>>36851555

Still in school here. Haven't decided yet but I think I'll go with that one. Sharpay was my Disneyfu. She was absolute perfection in human form. Gabriella was a shit.

>>36851499
Why not? Look at how they treat men. They're just begging for it.

Cut a few of them up and the others might start to get the message.

>>36851534

Hell yes, how should we torture them?

>>36851551
With whatever you have at hand when one of them starts mouthing off. At least bust her jaw so she recognizes where the problem is occurring.

>>36851490
>complains about normie memes
>says normie
gj op

>>36851490
No its very normalfag though about a much as saying normie

no those ironic "i wanna killmyself cause i have crippling depression xDDDD" maymays are the most normie. Im fucking sick of them. they have no idea.

I don't care for it. It's pointless once I'm dead anyway.

>a size able amount of women want a society where men who aren't male models are castrated at 13. All women support some sort of eugenics. They are angry his genes were passed. They hate him and his child.

>>36851450
With my mental illness, why would I want to bring someone into this world and have them possibly suffer like I have?

I dont want to take that chance.

>>36851425
I want to go buy something to mourn poor ol' France with.

It looks like you got a cute haircut.

>>36851425
I saw the thumbnails of your threads over the years, so i have just 2 questions.

>Are you a NEET or working? If you work, where?
and if you work
>why do you use the cloths to cover the windows

I did the same but i am eternal NEET so for me it made sense to not spend money on such bullshit.

>>36851405
broken dopaminergic system desu, same here except I have motivation to buy drugs

>>36851405
There is probably something or several things you really don't like about whatever it is you would do.

Waking up early, wageslavery etc are fucking awful. Most people don't like exercise although I personally don't have a problem with it.

>>36851443
but ive literally never done anything in my life
never studied for school
never learned an instrument
never have had any friends or really anyone to talk to other than people in my household, is that why it is broken?

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Nice tw thread man

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ciara is a brand of cereal, it's pretty good but kellogs is better

>>36851356
"Ciara" is something you add to your post filter along with the other namefags
You can find this feature in the setting at the top right of the page