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Could we get one of these going? Pic related just happened to me in class. I just glanced some girl sending a Snapchat of me over her shoulder. It happened near the beginning of class so I think it'd be cringe to confront her now. Second time it happened to me, my fault for sitting behind a roastie huh?
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Why do you hate women so much anon?
Do you hate your mom? Your grandma?
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>>36621264
>whiteknighting this hard
lol
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>>36620741
Women are fucking cancer
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i want to be a maid
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>>36620737
why? so you can clean things?
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I want to be one too anon. I want a nice, quiet life of making things pristine and beautiful.
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>>36620749
Yes, and wear a uniform
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I have a dream involving this man in the picture.
>Be in a bubble bath with John or ReviewBrah from TheReportOfTheWeek.
>He is positioned to where he his sitting on my left thigh, his body is turned towards mine.
>He is telling me his concerns about his show, specifically about his loss of income.
>I remind him that it will get better for him as he is a hard worker.
>We discuss other topics as well such as new fast food items.
>He becomes passionate about an upcoming burger from Wendy's.
>He stops mid sentence and begins urinating on my right thigh and stomach.
>I don't stop him as he has to concentrate on his flow.
>He picks up right where he stopped off and I begin rinse the shampoo out of his hair.
>I start to comb his hair back to where his part is on the opposite side of his head where he normally does.
>This makes him furrow his brow, you could tell he didn't like it.
>I start referring to him as "Lecturer", and it puts a smile on his face, and allows me to continue combing his hair.
>He begins doze off as he is very relaxed.
>He slips off my thigh and his penis brushes up against mine.
>He gets startled and notices his penis and my penis are not erect, but the blood was flowing rapidly.
>His eyes drearily gaze into mine and we both start to close in on each other's lips.
>Our shortwave radio has a new episode of The Voice of the Report of the Week.
>This distracts us and we don't kiss.
This is the point where I wake up. Does anyone else have this fantasy?
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>>36620719
Get help man.. Reviewbrah is not for sex.
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>>36620719
Have you ever considered writing ReviewBrah fanfics?
There's probably a market somewhere out there for em.
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Now that's a story i never ever thought I'd hear.
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why is life so unfair? why do my genes have to be shit?
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>>36620651
i know you think this is a funny and original commentary on how people of average heights come to r9k to complain about how bad they have it, but on a serious note, severe discrimination is put forward against even average height men in most places in the world these days. they've tried telling me it's better in this place or this place or oh, they're so tolerant where i live but that won't make people stop viewing me as less than human, will it
it's not delusion. It is just fact. Anyone who thinks it's delusion is probably tall or sheltered
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also general "self loathing for having a shitty life and bad genes " thread
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>>36620779
op here, i am gonna admit that i didnt get the worst end of it, it could have been way worse considering that my mom is like 1,50( dont know what that is in feet) and both my parents are turkroaches. Still, nature is cruel for making bone size a factor, its just dumb
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Should my next character in dark souls be
>halberd user with dexterity for damage and faith for miracles (no dark spells)
or
>pure sorcerer with high intelligence that uses a dagger for backup
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>>36620632
Buy me Dark Souls III and I will give you my expert opinion on this matter.
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>>36620678
Anon no I can't buy you video games you have to buy them yourself.
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>>36620689
Anon yes. I have no extra money to spare for vidya. I'm already spending it all on:
>Bills
>Rent
>Music Related Items
>Weed
>Alcohol
>Outdoor Gear
Pls anon.
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How does it feel to know that this guy is 19 and is already so much hotter than all of you 30+ neckbeards browsing this shitty board?
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>>36620625
OP you're far from being hot. You look like a beta fuck just like the rest of us.
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I'd lick the sweat gathering between his ball sack creases
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>>36620625
Not hot, still have baby face. Cute, though. Workout.
>He had multiple girls approach him and rejected them all because he thought it was a mean prank or dare
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>>36620545
>He never had even a single girl approaching him, not even ironically or to prank him
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>tfw the girl tells you outright it's on a dare
more or less poisoned me
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>only time I asked out girl or got asked out
>was my oneitis
>she just said no and everything got awkward
>realized she only hung out with me because of handsome chad friend that looked like Edward
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Any robots here like to draw or otherwise make art? I'm not that good but it helps me relax
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i do but i dont have new pics on my pc, these are old but ill dump anyway i guess
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>>36621635
un shaded because i was going to scan it in to my pc and finish it digitally but never got round to it
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>>36621650
again un finished but it was some progress photography for when i was in art class
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Is home ownership redpill?
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Hahahaha hahahaha
Lol!!!!!!!!!
Good good, purchase that home eheh.
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>>36620511
You cannot call yourself redpilled if you don't own at least 40 acres of land.
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>>36620511
>paying property taxes on property you own
>bluepill
>paying mortgage for property the bank owns
>jewpill
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>tfw parents are charging my $600 a month rent to stay in my room now
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>Tfw mom is charging me 30 GBP a month for garbage removal
Stupid WHORE I don't need you coming into my room without permission and I'm certainly not paying for it with my GBP REEEEEEEEEE
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this is actually a good thing
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>>36620556
>garbage removal
you mean piss jug emptying services?
clean up your room lazyfag
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XLVII
1. Use a name in the namefield
2. Share your problemes, ask questions.
3. Be listened to, cared for.
4. Depending on time available and the number of people in the thread, I may let others answer you, if I have nothing else to add, though if you really want my opinion, you can always ask for it; keep in mind I sometimes miss posts; I can also be quite late if the thread is popular.
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Yay my psychiatric doctor husbando is here! <3
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>>36620453
I don't give prescriptions, however, but I am here. This is my animu form.
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>>36620487
tell me about the kinds of problems people who enter these threads have
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Weird shit you do that you think no one else does thread.
Well I guess we will go from least weird to weirdest.
>cum into sock everynight leave it by my bed for months
>lay down/sleep in shower
>whenever I shit I cover the front of the toilet with my shirt,then I stick my face down my shirt and take a huge shit,god the smell of my shit entering my nostrils is wonderful.
>when I'm home alone I make loud weird noises and pretend I'm on the filthy frank show. I chase around my sisters cats and pretend I'm some sort of weird possessed creature.
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the last one is funny
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>>36620292
I guess everything's ok but the 3rd man. There's the real problem, for a sec I thought you were normie
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>>36620292
>pretend I'm on the filthy frank show
>tfw no robot NEET in Stockholm to pound my boipucci
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>>36620273
Tfw no robot to dominate me in Ohio
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>>36620273
just get one of those so called refugees they're all neets anyway
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>>36620273
>>36620346
>tfw neither of these anons want a guy like me to treat them as gentle and tender as an angel
Oh well
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>decent looking
>6'2"
>smart
>dies a virgin
What the FUCK was Tesla's problem?
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He wanted to pursue other things as women
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>>36620268
He was probably autistic. I'm in the same boat; working on engineering projects is way more fun than trying to have sex.
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All the women were beneath him and he didn't want to dilute his supreme genes.
Think about it, if you're a genius you don't want to mate with some retarded female that can only give you mediocre children. He knew his children would never measure up and that there was no point so he didn't bother.
All famous scientists who had children had disappointments.
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How do I fix my dick? 2017-04-28 04:51:27 Post No.36620173
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Because I used to masturbate in a weird way when I was 12, my dick has a downward curve. Is there a way to get it straight again?
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>>36620173
Take viagra and put it in a brace the straightens your dick.
Repeat for 3 months. If you need a refill for your prescription call your primary physician.
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>>36620173
Electric toothbrush. Duh. We've been over this before
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if ur dick curves downwards it's way easier to deepthroat, so there's that