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>started creating my own fantasy setting
>main character is what I wish I could be
>daydream about it a lot
>a lot of times, close the blinds and lie in bed, just thinking of little stories and battles in fantasy land until I fall asleep
>wrote a short story about it
>still thinking about my world and its realms of reality and all the races and beings that live there
>gonna make a map once I think of everything
>probably write more short stories

I want to make clear I will never publish any of this, I know it's really bad. I would be so embarassed if someone found it.
I'm just doing it for me.
But is this escapism a healthy coping mechanism or is it a sign I'm losing it?
I wish so hard I could live there, in the world I made for myself.
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>>35428641
Its only unhealthy if its negatively affecting your day to day life, for example if you stop working or eating properly because of it then its unhealthy. If its just how you spend your free time then its fine. You may be interested in turning it into a dungeons and dragons campaign or something.
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I used to do that when I was young. Although, I would do it while I'm moving around, like shooting hoops or riding my scooter
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>>35428641
You're developing schizoid personality disorder...

You are given the opportunity to have sex with Poison, but there's one condition:

You suck her dick and she fucks you in the ass OR she sucks your dick and you fuck her in the ass.

No exceptions. What do you choose?
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>she
You fucked up OP.

Anyways answer is easy, I choose second option.
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>>35428578
That's easy. Option 1 obv.
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>>35428605
See
>>35428607

Option 2 plebs begone, eoeooeosos

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Ever since my step sister found out I'm Jewish she comes in m room, farts on me, and says "You got gassed again, Juden."

It sucks.
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forgot to add pic of her for reference
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>>35428672
Holy shit, I love fat people now?!

How fucked am l?
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>>35428483
If white, pretty fucked.
If black, it's time to get the condoms.
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>>35428722
A well spoken comment on modern race relations
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>>35428483
why did you move your king? you could of taken the knight with a pawn, after that you win another piece next move no matter what he plays anyway

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>starting to enjoy classes
>have very very minimal chance with classmate
>have to go back home for Spring Break
>have to spend a week alone in my parents' house playing the same vidya and listening to the same music

who else fucking hates Spring Break rn
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>go to community college because money and it's easy as fuark
>sperg out daily and everyone thinks I am a serial killer
>maybe one good social interaction a month and they never talk to me after that
>off-days and breaks I just go hiking/camping or I chill out at my local lake and smoke pot
>don't have to interact or see another human at this lake all day

Pretty comfy my man. Going /out/ can be a robot's best friend.

>inb4 degenerate
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>>35428470
If I had money for pot or whiskey I'd probably be happier
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come on /r9k/ help me out here

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ITT ways to spot a virgin

>he seeds his torrents
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>he doesn't use a private tracker for music
>he relies on MEGA links from blogsites and message board archives
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>he doesn't have a premium uploaded account
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>plays fallout 4

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tfw no gf who is too scared to go outside like me
tfw no gf to spend all day with doing nothing
tfw no gf
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>>35428280
I don't care what the girl is like as long as she's nice and she loves me, she could even be a little mean too.
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>>35428280
It gets really old reeeeally fast. You don't want it.
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>>35428280
>tfw no boyfriend to cuddle with after having a passionate hour of sex together

>tmw you'll never make a haughty boy fall for you
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Anyone else love that feeling when a girl pulls on your sleeves as you lead her through a crowded hall way
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>>35428371
everything about it is perfect

my passion has been lit on fire and burns with the fury of 10,000 supernovas
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>>35428371
>Anyone else love that feeling when a girl pulls on your sleeves as you lead her through a crowded hall way
I am not familiar with this feeling

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Holy shit what's with this movie level production quality? I wasn't even in to interracial until I came across this
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>>35428247
check my shit out
http://www.pornhub.com/users/stuglyfeofficial
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The quality of the production and women in "Blacked" really impresses me. But I can usually not even stand to see guys in porn, and black guys are even more disturbing.

Does anyone know a normal or lesbian series with the same quality as this stuff?
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>>35428262
I can't wait for pornhub to become the new youtube.

>>35428247
Of course you weren't you just happened to become a fucking cuck because of cinematic quality, not like you're just trying to find an excuse to racebait even more.

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Any othe actual anons with aspergers here?
How do you deal with this shit? it's getting worse and the older I get and I'm scared I might an hero one day
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>>35428225
Sperg here. Don't see what the big deal is. You just pursue your specialized aspie passion(s) and wait for some weird gril to come along who doesn't care that you're a weird aspie fuck. Then you live your life like all the other normies, just a little more awkwardly.
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>>35428479

Not OP.

I prob have asperger, not diagnosed yet.

I agree. But Im 25 khhv and it will prob take me into my 30s before I meet any girl that doesnt care much about social interaction and just like me for my looks, what I do physically or just a "spirit" thing. Love on first sight.

Or a girl that is approching me to get me and not the other way around, but I dunno.
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>>35428479
haven't found my passion yet except for vidya
I've had girl come onto me because I was lucky enough to be fairly handsome but the spaghetti is indescribable and I've lost any girl I've ever had a change with

I've never see myself becomming a normie

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Was he a robot?

originallio
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>>35428211
sorry but who the fuvk is this d00d

he was the guy from the godfather right? marlon brando?
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You ever seen that photo of him sucking his friends dick? But not in a gay way. Was it the first recorded brojob?
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Of course not, just from looking at your OP pic it should be obvious that he was a Chad who ruined his body. Also may have been gay. But at no point was he a robot. No actor is ever a robot, at best they might be able to portray a robot in a film. The social skills required to be an actor exclude robots.

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what do you guys think of Youjo Senki?
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>>35428210
Interesting premise but I virulently hate the way the female characters' faces look and it totally turns me off of the whole thing.
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Tanya is the cutest middle aged salaryman I've ever seen.
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>>35428210
Overshadowed by maidragon and Gabriel dropout.

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Other boards have them. Sometimes a question doesn't deserve its own thread. What are you thinking about r9k?
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>>35428150
For suicide via inert gas asphyxiation, could someone just get a tank or two of nitrogen, sit in a small walk-in closet, and tape all the airflow / cracks shut, and die without looking like an idiot with a bag on their head directly breathing it in? If so, how much nitrogen do you think one would need, and how long would one expect it to take?
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>>35428278

Why do you care about how you look when you're dead? Death is never dignified.
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>>35428830
It's more dignified to look like you're sleeping casually than having a bag tied around your head. Besides, wouldn't one want the last thing they ever do to be done as well as possible?

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https://discord.gg/tgsJZQE

we're a comfy and large server, everyone is allowed and the rules are usually laid back. settle in with us~
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back to >>>reddit

discordfags pls go
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>>35428095
>giving free bumps to things you dislike

Good job!
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>>35428095
But Skype threads were around long before these

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why does it have to suck so much to learn foreign languages when you are a robot?
the fucking normies are taunting me, asking if i have a girlfriend, a job, and what i do in my spare time.

it's so unfair
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Why would you want to learn a foreign language as a robot? Need a few hundred more people to avoid speaking to?
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>>35429065
Hundred million*
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>>35429065
because i have no life and i can throw hunders of hours at it

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