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>implying Milo won't be the next president

liberal fag

If Trump is impeached you'll probably see something way worse simply because some people wll see it as a literal coup attempt.

>>35932590
>implying that's a good thing
>implying that's gonna happen

grow up kid, underage ban on the way

>>35932606
>not being a helpless NEET dependent on your parents to live

Get the fuck out

>>35932579
my mom talks to my dog like a baby and it upsets me

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>>35932536
If he was 5,8-5,9 he WAS NOT A MANLET. That is an average height for males in my country (in Europe) so it can not be a manlet height. You're just acting like idiots, thinking that a man is a manlet if he is of average height, or that a man is ugly, if he is not looking like super model. What is wrong with you brains?

If you look at that picture he is still looking ten times better than those two other men in the picture, even if he is a head shorter than them.

>>35932723
Manlet is relative to your area, though. The overall average in the US is 5'10". The average in the Santa Barbara area was more like 6' with its high Chad concentration.

So yeah, Elliot was manlet as fuck. He should've moved somewhere else.

>>35932536
He is a hapa.

>>35932465
>nd why would they care anyway if men that aren't Chad don't approach them or ask them out?


No you misunderstand , they want chad to approach them , not you.
The problem is a severe chad shortage

>>35933103
This. Here in Germany they complain all the time, but if you go out once in a bar or something, you can see at least 10 guys who try to hook up a girl, but they count them as "no one" because the average man is not a 10/10 Chad.

>>35932465
>Why do women feel so entitled
Because they are literally children in adult bodies.
>why would they care anyway if men that aren't Chad don't approach them or ask them out?
Because it means they have less dating market options, which means they can't be super picky any more.

>CS meme degree
why?

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>be black
>22
>also fell for the CS meme degree
>3.4gpa
>gf broke up with me couple months ago
>still fucked in the head about it
>think about death 24/7

blackbros, I'm in a pit of despair.

>>35932578
>>35932436

I'm black and interested in majoring CS.
Would you mind joining and discussing this with a fellow robot? https://discord.gg/uxUj9

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>You know what stats you should put points in, what perks are good and what choices you should avoid,

>>35932476
>look at your character sheet
>do the fucking opposite

simple

>>35932435
We're so bad at this game that we don't feel like playing a second time. It's like girls trying Street fighter for the first time and getting rekt. They won't touch that shit again.

Yes. Two times. I was 16 years old. Nobody knew about it for 6 years.

>>35932592
what happened after 6 years

>>35932625
I finally told my family and my best friend, because I realized I would forever go through the same cycles when on my own. It wasn't the huge life changer I imagined it to be though.

>>35932379
I am 23 yo and the last time i celebrated my birthday was back in 2002 where i was 6.

beside my parents my physical therapist wished me a happy birthday. i almost cried.

What do you guys do on that day?

>>35932363
SAMMMUURAAIIII

>>35932363
LONG AGO ON A DISTANT BOARD, I , MOOT, the loli MASTER of cuckoldry, unleashed an unspeakable faggotry! But a FOOLISH australian wielding a magic shitpost stepped forth to oppose me! Before the final reply was struck, I tore open a portal to stormfront and flung 4chan into the future where my faggotry is LAW! Now the fool wishes to return to the past and undo the future that is HIRO!

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Long ago in a distant land,

I, Bane, the plane-crashing Master of Darkness, unleashed a necessary evil!

But a foolish agency warrior wielding a magic belt stepped forth to oppose me.

Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a hole in his plane and flung him into Gotham, where my reckoning is law!

Now the fool seeks to return to the plane, and undo the future that is Bane!

>>35932312
last night, I've been having trouble with gay porn lately

>>35932312
Yeah that's totally not a dildo in his underpants or anything

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i couldn't resist.. this smoothness

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>day 3 of diet
>it's easier paired with nofap
>lost 30 lbs doing this than the holidays happend

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>>35932293
>not eating six large pepperoni pizzas a day while on your diet
I didn't know it was casual hour here on /r9k/.

>4 months into keto diet
>ate a piece of fried chicken this morning
>the fat content is sufficient enough to sustain me until late noon
>probably eat a string cheese before sleep
>roughly 1500 calorie deficit with no effort
ez diet ez life

ask her out for coffee or something

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>>35932373
fucking think im going to talk to a woman instead of endlessly fantasizing about her?

fucking normie

but srsly, i only saw her once in like 4 months, it wont happen again

>>35932409
>saw her once in like 4 months

how much of a neet are you

If I pat that head will you niipah?

>>35932267
You wiII do no such thing

>>35932244
Kind of unfair that a girl who could be eggman's sister is cute, when eggman is not.

>their parents won't let them get a dozen candy bars at a check-out line
manipulation

>trip and fall on some dirt
alerting the pack/adults/parents

>>35932284
>alerting the pack

QUICK HE'S INCAPACITATED FINISH HIM OFF

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>>35932238
>babysit spoiled three year old
>He reees at everything
>Start REEEEEEEEEing back at him cause i was deep into r9k at the time
>He'd stop and stare at me confused

im like 2/10 at best but people always hit on me and call me cute

i feel like they're making fun of me. its not fucking fair.

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>>35932265
>be a 3/10
>never been hit on even ironically
TEACH ME YOUR WAYS CHAD

>>35932473
im the opposite of a chad
really thin, beta, school dropout, etc