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At least you've got a cool gif

>>38383536
Hashtag normieproblems

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>>38383536
>has had a gf

There are many places for you normie. This is not one of them.

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>>38383523
>go to /pol/
>tell people Im black but still a natsoc
>rake in (you)s
2 ez

>>38383523
>loose argument
You spelled lose wrong. It's not "loose," like a pussy that's been overused. It's "lose," like you are a loser.

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>>38383756
>Go on r9k

>Pretend to be a Stacy

>Make fun of robots

>I'm just as bad as robots

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>tfw no perfect capitalist azn gf

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>>38383494
>tfw no communist anz gf

know that feel bro

>>38383494
wearing headphones very individualistic.
communists only listen to MEGAPHONES TOGETHER

vietjet is sweet tho.

>>38383493
Happy birthday anon.
I turned 22 today. Being born in the summer is a pain, isn't it? Never had friends to celebrate b-days; even if I had some friends they would always go away for the holidays.

>>38383850
I actually prefer the summer, but having a birthday in the winter is a little different probably
Happy birthday to you too anon!

>>38383877
It was rather about having your birthday during the holidays. You get delayed wishes, people can't meet you even if they want to because they're on holidays somewhere.

What are your plans for today?

>>38383443
THIS.
I agree.

not origin.

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>>38383443
don't tell me this doesn't trigger you

>>38383479
Not at all, my boy.

can't afford it and im not a weeb

>>38383696
>can't afford it and im not a weeb
why don't you save up and watch more anime

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>>38383396
Is it really that simple anon? Do the gooks have jungle fever?
Either way I feel like only the roastie sluts would want some bbc, not the ideal innocent azn cutie.

Is that a doll/some hybrid painting. Wtf is this image.

>>38383403
Definitely a doll.

>>38383389
well it only happens to girls who are like 15-24 i dont see how that isnt proof

anything can happen to anyone

>>38383379
Of course, bad things will happen to everything, so will good things. We all die anyways.

>>38383438
everyone * sorry.

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>>38383321
Why don't you try to get /fit/ then if life still sucks then you can go ahead and KMS.
Life is not fair you need to make the most of it while you're here

>>38383598
im already fit
i have nowhere to go from here
i dont give a shit about my muscles i would give them all away to have an average sized penis
its easy to say "deep" shit like that when you're not on the receiving end
but yeah killing myself is a good option

>>38383321
>>38383598
>>38383621
>sex is the only reason to live
typical /r9k/

>>38383295
do they? how the fuck would you know, norm?

because facebook is for commies

>>38383313
and normies

yes, they both got cucked by foreigners, one being the anglos, the other one being the arabs

It's not surprising. They both have mouths, teeth, noses, hair, ears. They couldn't be more similar.

>>38383285
>They both have mouths, teeth, noses, hair, ears

bears have all those things

>>38383249
Submit to white civilization by getting a job or making myself known to the authorities if I have an outstanding warrant

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>>38383249
Bust a cap in that bitch ass white boy

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>>38383249
walk back to my room giggling in excitement as i get to tell my internet friends what just happened

Does anyone have that screencap? You know the one

depends on the gender
>male
eh
>female
yeah, kinda
>female (male)
fuck no, keep doing it

>>38383206
Yes, you faggot .

Orjiii

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>>38383128
Why don't you kill yourself, and go back home?

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>>38383141
Because I don't want to end up in hell or something fucked up, like a shitty suicide heaven where only suicidal people go. Besides, life goes on, and I need to too.

>>38383167
But Anon, aren't you a god? Don't you believe?

>>38383118
>killing top tier men
nah but I would gladly delete the roasties

No, because then stacy will steal my potential robo bf as revenge

>>38383118
>Kill dad

fug