How does someone develop an incest fetish? Is it that they are such a shut-in neet permavirgin who never interacts with women that the only female their own age they can even imagine having a conceivable relateable relationship with is their own sister?
>>37835443
Women are hot.
Original
source on the grill pls originales
>>37835443
Is it that they are such a shut-in neet permavirgin who never interacts with women that the only female their own age they can even imagine having a conceivable relateable relationship with is their own sister?
Basically this for me, except I don't have a sister so replace that with mother.
>normally not attracted to guys
>when horny sometimes fap to thoughts of gay sex
>back to being straight when I finish fapping
How do I stop being prison gay?
>>37835442
get a particularly original gf
>dude I'm totally straight until I have sexual thoughts
what
>>37835442
Pandora's box has been opened, there is no going back.
Who /lou gehrigs/ here?
What meds are you on?
How bad are your symptoms?
>>37835414
christ dude, that's the one decease I would kill myself if I ever got.
Fucking die with some dignity.
>>37835414
jesus anon, that is much worse than any insignificant problems other robots have. my condolences.
>>37835464
>jesus anon, that is much worse than any insignificant problems other robots have. my condolences.
sorry I made you sad
Who /crohns/ here?
What meds are you on?
How bad are your symptoms?
>>37835371
I have IBS seasonally. I learned the lack of bile production in the body can lead to having conditions like chron's disease.
>>37835371
>>37835854
look up leaky gut
had an aunt that had crohns and she fixed it by fixing her leaky gut issues.
>>37835371
I have UC, not quite Crohns but similar. I take 6 mesalamine pills a day, and for the most part I'm back to normal but occasionally I'l still have shits that are really liquidy or even bloody and my stomach still seems more upset in general. Hashbrowns especially will give me bad gas and go through me quickly and suddenly to the point where I have to literally drop everything and run to the bathroom. This has only amplified my aversion to eating in public and made me believe I am a genetic defect who should never and could never reproduce.
Any robots suffer from this ?
>tfw you feel like a constant disapointment
>tfw you actually care about what your dad thinks about you so it hurts worse
Feels bad man
>>37835322
how old are you? just wondering in an original fashion.
I have this a lot in my job. I work retail, so 90% of the time it's more than likely an expression of boredom, but I can't help but feel it's directed at my incompetency.
>>37835322
Yes
>be a precocious kid, started reading at age 3 and was doing 2nd grade level maths in kindergarten
>teachers and parents thought i was a genius, teacher said i would find the cure for cancer one day
>was also hyper sensitive and afraid of social contact
>spend my days in inner fantasy worlds and playing video games, get good grades in school but nothing more
>develop superiority complex to cover my social failures
>now, 24 and don't know anything, just play vidya all day and browse 4chan
>everyone else from school has a life and job, many are married
>whenever I try to learn something new or compose music I just get frustrated at my lack of ability and knowledge and quit
I'm going to off myself soon
If you had the power to make people fart whenever you want, how would you use it?
>You don't have to be near them to make them fart.
>>37835319
I'd use it to make them fart
>>37835362
and that's /thread
A global gassing
Every Jew would fart simultaneously on Hitlers birthday
who /comfy/ here?
>warm summer night
>taking a break from drawing
>productive day
>listening to youtube.com/watch?v=KQY9zrjPBjo
>>37835303
I'm having a good time. Kinda lonely but otherwise pretty comfy.
>petsitting for my mom, have house to myself
>start a fire in the pit she has on the patio and listen to Midwest emo music on my headphones
>think how much more enjoyable this would be with friends or a girl
>remember that nobody would come to my campfire because I don't know anyone
>think about how if I had tried to participate socially in high school and when I lived in the dorms in college instead of playing PC games all day maybe I would have people to invite
Hahaha... haha... ha... ;_;
>>37835303
>window open
>crickets chirping
>playing video games
Feels great not to be a worthless NEETcuck and be comfy.
What happened to ciara lads? It's been a long time seen I've seen a thread about her around here
>It's the 'lads' poster
>>37835306
You stalking me boy?
Toby, this is pathetic even by your standards. Now you're pretending to be the Korean guy when he doesn't even post here anymore.
This board is filled to the brim with autism
>>37835274
>yeah.png
Yeah
>>37835274
Die you fucking Barneyfag
https://derpibooru.org/1283404
No. Just sad angry trap fappin fags post here.
ok /r9k/, Let's make a deal:
You can have the perfect girl on 2 conditions
>you cannot cheat on her or leave her
>you cannot do sexual activities with her
Do you accept?
op is a cuck and this is his fantasy
>>37835257
How is she perfect then?
>>37835257
>You can have the perfect girl but you can't have her
what's the fucking use m8
oh what the hell, i'm never gonna get any girl so i might as well take it
Before I go to sleep I wanted to tell you that every time I lay my head down on the pillow, starring into the darkness of my room, of life, that I'm thinking about you. How lonely it must be to go sleep in an empty bed every night, how much you suffer day after day in an unforgiving world that wasn't meant for people who see and feel so much.
And even though my bed is empty like yours, my heart is full of you, my only friends. It's so full of you and how much I love you. I wish you could hear those precious words every night before you go to sleep and wrap yourself in them like a blanket, because I know that it feels like no one does. But I do. I don't know your name, your face, or the eyes that harbor all the pain and misfortunes you've endured. But I love you.
I love you so, so much. Sweet dreams my wonderful robots.
>>37835248
Pretty gay desu, but I love you too anon.
>>37835248
I hope you have a good night anon:)
ashfksjf
>>37835248
I love you anon sweet dreams
/r9k/, would you date a disabled girl?
>>37835218
I'd date a blind chick.
>>37835218
>The game gives you an option to fuck the carpet muncher
>This option is only used to fuck with you
WHY CAN'T I FUCK GIRLS STRAIGHT?
>>37835218
Shizune, that was easy
>outcast growing up
>get older
>girls show interest in me
>have piss poor social skills but funny
>way too scared try to sex with any of them because my dick is small/thin and cum quick
>don't have a place to do it anyway
I'm worse off than all of you living in my own personal paradoxical hell. Anyone else?
>>37835189
you sound like such a faggot. all these opportunities and you waste them.
>>37835271
I've never had a place to be alone so the opportunities have been impossible lies
dude if they want to that bad their place or even your parents, worked for me. also opiates can make you unable to cum and last forever
What matters more when it comes to whether or not you are attracted to a girl, personality or looks?
Or are they equally as important?
It's the whole package.
Looks have to be there.
But personality is like getting a star in super mario. bing bing wahhooo!!
>>37835163
equally important, but I'll fugg a girl I like with a good personality over a pretty cunt any day
The story of the most retarded series of decisions I have ever made
>be me
>the kind of faggot that likes to collect old military things
>have a couple of gas masks
>wonder if they still work
>buy a can of bear spray (pictured)
>mask #1 (a czech M10m if you care) up first
>friend sprays me and the mask holds up
>mask #2 (a Canadian C3 if you care) next
>I can taste some spice coming though the 30 year old filter, but otherwise I feel fine
>friend leaves, I clean the masks and go to take a shower
>my hair was fucking soaked with the stuff
>an hour of intense pain followed as my entire body was doused with burning liquid as I tried to wash it off
>my hands were pretty messed up with all the scrubbing, so I put some moisturizer on
>I have now locked in the burn, fucking retard
>today after work I decide to jerk off
>ended up rubbing the stuff into my dick
>I am currently in a great deal of pain
Feel free to share your own experiences
>>37835103
why didn't you just use some air freshener or something you fucking retard
>>37835297
Because I'm a fucking retard, obviously
>>37835103
Heh that's pretty f
ucjing funny oP. i think